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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2007, 06:25:02 PM
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This is almost the kind of thing I'd expect to see if Nick ever emigrates to the US..
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff's deputies said.
"The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been shot,'" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. "And he said, 'No way.'"
The wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges.
The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurysm and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, deputies said.
They arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant and finding a gun and bloody rags in the couple's home near the Atlantic coastal town of Port St. Lucie. The husband was hospitalised in stable condition.
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This is almost the kind of thing I'd expect to see if Nick ever emigrates to the US..
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Merseyside man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a hatchet lodged behind his right ear, Merseyside plod said.
"The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been caught phoning strange wimmen "And he said, 'No way.'"
Well he would wouldn' 'e?
The wife, Mrs Nick, fled the emergency room when the hatchet was discovered but later told plod, she had accidentally chopped her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a hatchet violation charge while plod pursued additional charges such as aiding and abetting wild creatures to annoy him.....intensely
The husband, very many-years-old Mr Nick, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he'd been run over by a herd of stampeding Wilderbeast that frequent his local area at this time of the year, and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, plod said.
They arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant after finding an obscene amount of pans in the couple's home near the Atlantic coastal town of Scallypool lah. The husband was hospitalised in an insane condition, but later released when they discovered this was his normal state of mind.
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A coffee spitting emoticon is urgently needed
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A coffee spitting emoticon is urgently needed
Indeed. lol: lol: lol:
Have the clap. drumroll:
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Fabulous!
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< Snigger >
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I'm surprised there hasnt been a narked emoticon from Nick here.. eeek:
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It is too close to the truth! evil: