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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on September 21, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
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Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.
What else can possibly go wrong
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Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.
What else can possibly go wrong
Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?
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Aaahhhh it is the old electrical , computery and technical bollox conspiracy syndrome.
These things happen in big cluster f**ks ...so what apart form your car and your shredder ( rubschin: ) ...is your next essential item. It is inevitable that is next . Time to get out your pieces of gold lol:
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Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.
What else can possibly go wrong
Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?
I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:
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Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.
What else can possibly go wrong
Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?
I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:
rubschin: Could be e-coli or a cute bambitis then.
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Aaahhhh it is the old electrical , computery and technical bollox conspiracy syndrome.
These things happen in big cluster f**ks ...so what apart form your car and your shredder ( rubschin: ) ...is your next essential item. It is inevitable that is next . Time to get out your pieces of gold lol:
eeek: Computer, corkscrew, bottle opener...the list is endless
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rubschin: Could be e-coli or a cute bambitis then.
drumroll:
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Car blew up over the weekend and is now in the shop. Service manager shrugged his shoulders sucked in though his teeth and said "It may be covered by warrenty"...and now the bloody shredder's packed in, with that horrible electrickery smell of doom.
What else can possibly go wrong
Have you been stroking baby animals by any chance?
I have actually...Poor baby deer got knocked over on the motorway on the weekend. It was still alive but couldn't move because her back left hip was shattered. I did comfort it and stroke it before the wildlife 'dispatcher' arrived sad24:
Presumably it will be on the menu come Sunday?
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He was going to hang it for a few days and then see what it was like when it was skinned
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Delicious I would expect. whistle:
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Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know smile:
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Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over cloud9:
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Ah! I do like a nice Gamekeeper's Pie and also a good Poacher's Pie. The difference? ~ Not a lot really although by tradition the Gamekeeper would be putting rooks and the like in with Pigeon, Rabbit or Hare and any other game that was around. The Poacher would spurn the rooks etc and add beer or cider to the gravy.
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Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over cloud9:
There you go ...that's the answer to all your problems. It is the curse of the Marmite lovers
My sympathy has been withdrawn whistle:
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Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler... whistle:
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Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know smile:
See this is where I go into pathetic girly mode - but I would not consciously choose rabbit or venison from a menu. I can think of no other reason for this other than Bambi and Thumper as I have no principles really in relation to meat eating ( innuendo recognised and dealt with ok lads ::) )
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Gotta walk up the shop now to get some dinner. Just had a marmite sandwich to tide me over cloud9:
There you go ...that's the answer to all your problems. It is the curse of the Marmite lovers
My sympathy has been withdrawn whistle:
Awww, Miss D...If I thought that you were going to come across to Gloucester and give me a big kiss, I would never touch Marmite again, honest lol:
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Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then lol:
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Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then lol:
Initially, yes.
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Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler... whistle:
Which reminds me razz:
British Gas kindly left about a hundred flyers here outlining superb prices for servicing and the like. Excellent pricing, attractive offer, good service, reliable, too good to refuse really...
Only one problem though... in it's 110 year history, this late Victorian building has never, ever been connected to the gas supply. Even when it was redeveloped about 12 years ago British Gas declined to invest in the necessary to supply gas to any of the apartments. ::)
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Quite so...I do like a bit of venison myself, or a gamekeepers pie. Having said that, I've never eaten rabbit, unless of course it was in the gamekeepers pie and I didn't know smile:
See this is where I go into pathetic girly mode - but I would not consciously choose rabbit or venison from a menu. I can think of no other reason for this other than Bambi and Thumper as I have no principles really in relation to meat eating ( innuendo recognised and dealt with ok lads ::) )
When we had a pub we offered Christmas Lunches during December ~ to catch the office party trade really. A choice of Roast Turkey or Roast Haunch of Venison was shown on the menu as well as a statutory Veggie Option with all the usual Christmas accompaniments. A party of Gerlies from a local office booked and once settled at their table I gave them the specially printed Christmas menus. One asked "What exactly is a 'Haunch of Venison'?" and I, without thinking, replied "Bambi's Spotty Bits". Several of them cried! eeek:
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Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then lol:
Initially, yes.
and that then takes all your problems away does it lol:
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Is it cold there...? Keep a close eye on the gas boiler... whistle:
Which reminds me razz:
British Gas kindly left about a hundred flyers here outlining superb prices for servicing and the like. Excellent pricing, attractive offer, good service, reliable, too good to refuse really...
Only one problem though... in it's 110 year history, this late Victorian building has never, ever been connected to the gas supply. Even when it was redeveloped about 12 years ago British Gas declined to invest in the necessary to supply gas to any of the apartments. ::)
Then it will be all the sweeter when you fill them all out in the name of Disney characters and return them in the prepaid envelopes.
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When we had a pub we offered Christmas Lunches during December ~ to catch the office party trade really. A choice of Roast Turkey or Roast Haunch of Venison was shown on the menu as well as a statutory Veggie Option with all the usual Christmas accompaniments. A party of Gerlies from a local office booked and once settled at their table I gave them the specially printed Christmas menus. One asked "What exactly is a 'Haunch of Venison'?" and I, without thinking, replied "Bambi's Spotty Bits". Several of them cried! eeek:
They prolly thought he had measles
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Does sympathy always equal a snog in your world then lol:
Initially, yes.
and that then takes all your problems away does it lol:
No, it is the slap which follows that returns us to reality.
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3 days now without a car. I'm pissed off and I've got a sore arse from ~ __0
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It's a good job you're not driving then eh ...the walking will do your arse some good whistle:
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No...if I was driving, then I wouldn't be cycling, and I wouldn't have a sore arse
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3 days now without a car. I'm pissed off and I've got a sore arse from ~ __0
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Thank you for explaining it was cycling.
I thought (*)/ (*) was spectacles and you had either shaved your eyebrows or had a tattoo on your forehead.
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I thought it was quite graphic. Took me hours to do that evil:
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I thought it was quite graphic. Took me hours to do that evil:
To younger eyes I have no doubt it is perfectly clear.
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I thought it was quite graphic. Took me hours to do that evil:
Was good work...... well done you lol:
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I thought it was quite graphic. Took me hours to do that evil:
Was good work...... well done you lol:
I was impressed by it I must admit.
Print it large and sign it ~ could be worth a bob or two.
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redface: TBH it was a cut and paste job. Put in smiley on a bike on Yahoo and it came up. Perfick, like
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You Pirate paster noooo:
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Christ on a Bike! Is an expression that Googles a good image too.
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Christ on a Bike! Is an expression that Googles a good image too.
lol: lol: lol:
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I must try that with other phrases
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Christ on a Bike! Is an expression that Googles a good image too.
lol: lol: lol:
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I must try that with other phrases
You can do stuff other than 'large breasts' then...? rubschin:
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Tsk! noooo:
I just bet you were the little boy who when given a dictionary at school immediately looked to see if Shit was in it.
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Tsk! noooo:
I just bet you were the little boy who when given a dictionary at school immediately looked to see if Shit was in it.
Of course! razz:
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Tsk Tsk noooo:
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And used his calculator to spell rude words noooo:
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I NEVER did that at school angel1
Come to think of it ~ We didn't have calculators in those days. It's hard to make rude words on a slide rule. tunble:
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I did...type in 5407708
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lol:
Oh the things I missed out on ::)
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Yaroohhhhh
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Yaroohhhhh
rubschin:
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Oh yes...The chump of Greyfriars School.
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How is your saddle soreness going ?
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It's okay, but back on me bike now to the sorting office. Hope the car may be back today worthy: