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Title: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:33:22 PM
So I had decided I had toiled enough this morning and it was time to satisfy my hunger.

Left the building and was heading towards gorgeous sandwich shop  cloud9:. But to get there I had to cross a busy junction. Being a good girl I watched the traffic lights. The red man told me to stay exactly where I was and I obliged. Traffic zooming past happily.

Then I get felled from behind and pushed into the road in the path of oncoming traffic  eeek:. The van braked and beeped his horn and cursed at me naturally  redface:, then I just felt a claw pulling me back on the pavement.

Apparently some huge lummox of a lanky yank was walking in the forwards direction but looking backwards .....the feckin eejit hadn't even clocked he was coming up to a cross section ...with these brum brum things going shooting past  cussing:

He was so apologetic......I wasn't so sympathetic  evil:

He is now a marked man  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
Taking you to dinner tonight is he?  whistle:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Pirate on September 23, 2009, 12:36:48 PM
Beat me to it snoops
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:38:45 PM
So women are naturally attracted to men that try to kill them are they  rubschin:

No - he is future tyre fodder  evil:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
Pirate and I just saw this as your big chance. Yank in London = must have money and be lonely etc

We're just a pair of old fashioned romantics at heart  cloud9:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Pirate on September 23, 2009, 12:43:05 PM
Perhaps he's a hitman eeek:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
My big chance.....literally being bowled over by a first class Klutz  noooo:

I think I will wait for a smaller chance thanks

As for being a hitman  eeek: - I 'm sure I've never upset anyone that much
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 12:46:41 PM
Bah!  Banghead

Foiled again... you can tell him from me that he can sing for his $500!  cussing:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:48:12 PM
Would be your hitman if he bodged it  whistle:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 23, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
My big chance.....literally being bowled over by a first class Klutz  noooo:

I think I will wait for a smaller chance thanks

As for being a hitman  eeek: - I 'm sure I've never upset anyone that much
 rubschin:


You should have threatened to sue him, Yanks expect that.

Probably would have whipped out a few $1000 just to buy you off.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
I'm not a materialistic kind of girl DS  noooo:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 01:16:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 23, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
I'm not a materialistic kind of girl DS  noooo:
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Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 23, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
I'm not a materialistic kind of girl DS  noooo:

No, of course not. You would have given it all to charity I am sure.





















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Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 01:36:23 PM
Oh ye of little faith  noooo:
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 01:49:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 23, 2009, 12:48:12 PM
Would be your hitman if he bodged it  whistle:
Oi!  cussing: