The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 26, 2009, 02:06:21 PM
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A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City and told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
"A Baptist Bra," he repeated. "She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?"
"It is all really quite simple," replied the sales lady. "The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, then asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
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Here you are... (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=417.0) ;)
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Bikini Girl cloud9:
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Here you are... (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=417.0) ;)
Thought it looked familiar when it arrived this morning ~ and I realised that some have nothing else to do so I let them do the searching whistle:
Bloody long time ago wasn't it?
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Here you are... (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=417.0) ;)
Thought it looked familiar when it arrived this morning ~ and I realised that some have nothing else to do so I let them do the searching whistle:
Bloody long time ago wasn't it?
At your service always... happy088
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At your service always... happy088
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The Affs cloud9:
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At your service always... happy088
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The Affs cloud9:
Sadly missed... sad24:
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At your service always... happy088
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The Affs cloud9:
Sadly missed... sad24:
What ever happened to The Affs? Never seen anywhere these days ~ not, in fact, for a couple of years.
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At your service always... happy088
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The Affs cloud9:
Sadly missed... sad24:
What ever happened to The Affs? Never seen anywhere these days ~ not, in fact, for a couple of years.
I dunno... Shrugs:
he was here for a while (or somebody that looked like him) and then gone... noooo:
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At your service always... happy088
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FTsfWcoi.gif&hash=a5a45e3d05467b2663a046a41d27cf5706b00202) (http://www.postimage.org/)
The Affs cloud9:
Sadly missed... sad24:
What ever happened to The Affs? Never seen anywhere these days ~ not, in fact, for a couple of years.
I dunno... Shrugs:
he was here for a while (or somebody that looked like him) and then gone... noooo:
He only appears very occasionally anywhere ~ not been seen all summer ~ perhaps The Affs are migratory ~ certainly a rare bird these days.