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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM

Title: Cat Poo
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM: Bah! cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning! cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo! cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures... Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now... Angry9:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2009, 08:45:27 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM
Bah! cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning! cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo! cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures... Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now... Angry9:

You need to get collars and leads and take them all for walks with the dogs.

Oh what a sight... come on comrades... piccies please!!
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM: sick2:

Again I ask .....why do people keep pets Shrugs:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2009, 08:47:52 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2009, 08:42:32 AM
Bah! cussing:

For some reason one of the cats has shat (not on the mat) on a pile of clothes I had ready to go into the washing machine this morning! cussing:

I threw out the disgusterous most offensive item (a pair of my shorts) and put the rest on to wash.

I've been waiting for the was to finish so I can go out... just look at the machine and what is tumbling round inside the little window - a bloody big lump of cat bastard poo! cussing:

What utterly disgusting creatures... Banghead

I'm going to have to remove the offending poo and wash the whole bloody lot again now... Angry9:

Can't be cat poo in the machine... would have disolved. How many cats in the kitchen?? eeek:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 08:50:04 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM
sick2:

Again I ask .....why do people keep pets Shrugs:

Wot she said!
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2009, 08:59:47 AM: Wot's next??????? point:
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Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2009, 09:17:44 AM: Is that the cat that got the mouse lol:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Just One More on September 27, 2009, 10:09:28 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 08:46:49 AM
sick2:

Again I ask .....why do people keep pets Shrugs:

Decisions, decisions

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Option 3 then?
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 11:47:57 AM: That's all there is left ~ Option three!
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2009, 04:24:06 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FTsn0i0S.jpg&hash=29e354163e2b60ddf9502c699dc2a5fac6453fbe) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Well he makes less mess than BM when he decorates whistle:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 05:13:39 PM: Don't they poison cats over there? After the tourist season, like, when the daft foreigners stop feeding them?
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 05:30:16 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Don't they poison cats over there? After the tourist season, like, when the daft foreigners stop feeding them?
Oh yes...

A big outcry this week - somebody put poison down outside a restaurant - a couple of dog owners were unlucky enough to pass by shortly after... noooo:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2009, 05:34:34 PM: Was that to make the food inside seem marginally more attractive whistle:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 06:57:34 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 05:34:34 PM
Was that to make the food inside seem marginally more attractive whistle:

nonono:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 06:59:31 PM: To get back on track ~ How's your shitty shirt?
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Pirate on September 27, 2009, 07:23:14 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FTstPDy0.jpg&hash=a5f45e49b5180ac309e6a5db0e9198e7e5df3972) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2009, 04:21:32 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 06:59:31 PM
To get back on track ~ How's your shitty shirt?
Still in the machine... redface:
Title: Re: Cat Poo
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2009, 09:25:36 AM: Quote from: Tinkerbell on September 27, 2009, 08:59:47 AM
Wot's next??????? point:
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Anyone want to give odds that this will be BM's excuse next time he gubs the pub? whistle: