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Title: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 01:55:28 PM: I hit a goat on my motorbike this afternoon! ::)

I don't mean it was on my motorbike like... I was on the motorbike and it was in the road... when I hit it... noooo:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 01:57:22 PM: BBQ Tonight?
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 01:58:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 01:57:22 PM
BBQ Tonight?
No, luckily I didn't kill it (or it me)... noooo:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 01:58:55 PM: Oh! ...................... Well that's good news then. ;D
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2009, 02:10:02 PM: Was it going faster than you whistle:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 02:11:45 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
Was it going faster than you whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2009, 02:36:41 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
Was it going faster than you whistle:
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 02:58:23 PM: evil: evil:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 03:05:40 PM: Goats cannot hear hairdryers coming...
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 03:10:14 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 03:05:40 PM
Goats cannot hear hairdryers coming...
evil:

It is not a hair-dryer! cussing:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 03:11:48 PM: whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3352%2F3209633015_151cfd8a37.jpg&hash=e249b1d122e7e11b67d6833b140895c252e2b71d)
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2009, 03:33:53 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2009, 03:10:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 03:05:40 PM
Goats cannot hear hairdryers coming...
evil:

It is not a hair-dryer! cussing:

True, it isnt that fast whistle:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 04:03:49 PM: 95-odd bhp and 180 kilos dry weight actually makes for a pretty damn rapid motorcycle.

My GSXR, however, makes 140-odd bhp and only weighs 167 kilos dry...so, on balance, the FZ6 is a bit limp-wristed...
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 04:12:48 PM: But for an older man with slower reactions then BM's bike is probably safer ..... given the goats situation and all like whistle:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2009, 04:18:19 PM: Using that logic wouldnt BM be better off having a BMX with safety wheels attached?

Not only safer but faster as well whistle:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2009, 05:31:41 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2009, 04:03:49 PM
95-odd bhp and 180 kilos dry weight actually makes for a pretty damn rapid motorcycle.

My GSXR, however, makes 140-odd bhp and only weighs 167 kilos dry...so, on balance, the FZ6 is a bit limp-wristed...

cussing:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 28, 2009, 01:31:02 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FTsDlA8J.jpg&hash=c2bb64b2e3e26c975d05dd4d6bf81fa96b666c4a) (http://www.postimage.org/)

BMs goat hitting rig....
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2009, 01:38:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 28, 2009, 01:31:02 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FTsDlA8J.jpg&hash=c2bb64b2e3e26c975d05dd4d6bf81fa96b666c4a) (http://www.postimage.org/)

BMs goat hitting rig....

Isn't that a deerstalker...? rubschin:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 28, 2009, 01:40:55 PM: Due to a slight modification I think that you will find that it is in fact a goat stalker!
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 01:41:49 PM: point:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2009, 01:44:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 28, 2009, 01:40:55 PM
Due to a slight modification I think that you will find that it is in fact a goat stalker!
evil:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 01:48:01 PM: It's all to do with the close proximity of the co-pilot I suspect ~ cosy is putting it mildly eyes:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2009, 02:17:05 PM: Does BM actually have a co-pilot? I was under the impression it was just the voices in his head telling him to hit the local wildlife..... whistle:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 02:25:12 PM: The goings on in Goat Paradiso are a mystery to me noooo:
Title: Re: More goat related madness
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2009, 02:35:54 PM: I'm off out for the evening... I'll look out for goats... and listen out for those voices...