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Title: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2009, 07:25:58 PM: Next week I am due to be going out for a meal with some friends for a birthday treat . We have a lovely restaurant booked and it was meant to be me , my friend and her husband and another good friend and her partner. Tonight I find out there will be 6 of us going to dinner rubschin:

Who else is going I politely enquire ...

"oh you will really like him he is lovely " I am told noooo:

" What do you mean I will like him " I scrutinise further

"well he is single and looking for a lovely lady "

He is going to be bitterly disappointed I feel lol: lol: lol:

Why do people always feel a need to become a matchmaker in such situations ?

I know I am not alone with this problem here though ;)
Title: Re: Set up's , stitch up's and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2009, 07:33:08 PM: During my inter marriage period this was done to me sooooooo many times that I used to couch my acceptance with "May I bring a friend?".

Then, of course, at the very last minute my "friend" had to cry off.

One woman fetched in "to make up the numbers" was so persistent that I had to move into raging queen mode to get rid of her redface:
Title: Re: Set up's , stitch up's and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2009, 09:03:43 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 03, 2009, 07:33:08 PM
One woman fetched in "to make up the numbers" was so persistent that I had to move into raging queen mode to get rid of her redface:

That I would have liked to see. lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 10:45:49 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 03, 2009, 07:25:58 PM
I know I am not alone with this problem here though ;)

surrender:

Yep, it's happened to me on several occasions noooo:
Probably the worst was shortly after dealing with the death of one parent, clearing the house and putting the other into a care home; I was barely keeping it all together when a 'well meaning' friend thought it might be nice pair me up with someone ::). Despair, grief and raw emotion is not a good place to come from when attempting social niceties.

There's another coming up I fear; the wedding a few months away for which I've done the invites. The bride to be has plans she tells me noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 01:37:02 PM: There is something about people in a relationship that compels them to try to get others to share their fate.
None of my so called friends had the faintest idea that for the first time in years I was perfectly happy, went out on dates with girls when I wanted to and had not a care in the world ............ "But you can't be happy". "Oh yes I fecking well can" Banghead

Even my own Mother, who one could assume would at least know me, was concerned that I should replace the perceived "hole in your life" as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 01:53:08 PM: I have had a similar conversation with my mother this morning Banghead

I have 2 younger brothers. 1 who is married and the other who was in a 10 year relationship with the 'love of his life' until last year she decided she wanted something 'different'

He went through hell last year and even came to stay with me for a while ( things must have been bad lol: ) . However he has now been seeing a new woman for several months and bought her down to visit mum last weekend with her 5 year old daughter. Mum is now in doting heaven noooo: noooo: noooo:

So this morning I get the " what about you conversation " cussing: I sarcastically said I would put it on my Christmas list which didn't go down well and got the " I worry about you " lecture " which went on and on and on .

noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 01:54:20 PM: Quote from: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 10:45:49 AM

There's another coming up I fear; the wedding a few months away for which I've done the invites. The bride to be has plans she tells me noooo:

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I am so looking forward to hearing about that one .... I've even said a few prayers for you hoping it will work out ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 02:20:27 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2009, 01:54:20 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 10:45:49 AM

There's another coming up I fear; the wedding a few months away for which I've done the invites. The bride to be has plans she tells me noooo:

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I am so looking forward to hearing about that one .... I've even said a few prayers for you hoping it will work out ;)

happy001

noooo: There have been a few clues... a church friend, she's a great help, Irish connections (half Irish wedding).
I have a sickly feeling about this...

"Ahh, go on! - Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..."

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Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 02:23:15 PM: happy001
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 02:23:39 PM: I'm sure you will have much in common lol: lol: lol:

Shall I buy a hat whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 02:28:54 PM: As Father Jack might say ...

"Feck off!"
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 02:34:05 PM: You should know better than that ....not a chance ;D

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 03:44:50 PM: Well, no effin' hat stuff for starters lol:. Since the event is almost oop North I'll probably have to stay over in the hotel and make a weekend of it. I foresee much secrecy over room numbers and suchlike whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 03:49:37 PM: Any assistance I can provide in the strategic planning of this I would only be happy to help angel1
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 03:53:33 PM: Quote from: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 03:44:50 PM
Well, no effin' hat stuff for starters lol:. Since the event is almost oop North I'll probably have to stay over in the hotel and make a weekend of it. I foresee much secrecy over room numbers and suchlike whistle:

Don't burn all bridges just yet my boy ~ she may come gift wrapped. whistle:

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Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 03:54:52 PM: A black widow eh rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:07:21 PM: Black Widow?...or Miss Whiplash eyes:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:09:43 PM: Poor Pastis either way lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:12:17 PM: It could even be Rarelady, from the front aspect eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:19:16 PM: Is your mind wandering again Mr Pirate whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 04:22:29 PM: I've more or less decided to book the whole weekend off re: the wedding. It will be either:

1. A total delight, enjoyable and a break to boot
2. A scary nightmare to be aborted as soon as the wedding breakfast is consumed
3. Boring, in which case I'll indulge in the delights of the hotel Spa and return refreshed and invigorated cloud9:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 04:24:47 PM: A Plan!

I like a good plan. ;D
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 04:28:48 PM: Indeed! Anyhoo, 3 months away so no need to panic scared2:

Meanwhile, MissD has a much more pressing engagement spider:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:29:41 PM: Can you make sure they have an internet connection...we will be on tenterhooks all weekend and will only assume the worst eyes: if you can't find time to keep us updated whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:32:10 PM: Quote from: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 04:28:48 PM
Indeed! Anyhoo, 3 months away so no need to panic scared2:

Meanwhile, MissD has a much more pressing engagement spider:

Thanks 4 the reminder evil:

I have received an email today as he wanted to formally introduce himself whacky115

I think that is tres weird and my very reliable sources in this field confirm the same ;)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 04:36:50 PM: PACK THE AXE! PACK THE AXE! PACK THE AXE! PACK THE AXE!
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:46:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2009, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 04, 2009, 04:28:48 PM
Indeed! Anyhoo, 3 months away so no need to panic scared2:

Meanwhile, MissD has a much more pressing engagement spider:

Thanks 4 the reminder evil:

I have received an email today as he wanted to formally introduce himself whacky115

I think that is tres weird and my very reliable sources in this field confirm the same ;)

Cancel the date...We'll all take you out to dinner. Who's b'day is it anyhoo?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:48:10 PM: It is my friends birthday ...I was quite happy to go when I knew it was just going to be the 5 of us scared2:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:50:22 PM: Playing gooseberry eh
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 04:51:18 PM: Contact friend and ask if you can bring your own date. whistle:

No girl should be without a spare man (or friendly gay) to act as escort in return for a good meal and nothing else.
You MUST know somebody in either one of those categories.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:52:43 PM: We could take the next table
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:53:14 PM: Hardly gooseberry cry:

2 couples and me ...lovely restaurant, nice banter, good wine

Now it will be awkward small talk, sly glances across the table, kicks under the table to express my undisclosed opinions and then several 'discussions' in the ladies no doubt lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 04:53:39 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:52:43 PM
We could take the next table

Excellent ...at least I might have some laughs then lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:55:41 PM: Honesty is the best policy...tell your friend that you're not comfortable and take a rain check
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 08:39:30 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2009, 04:51:18 PM
No girl should be without a spare man (or friendly gay) to act as escort in return for a good meal and nothing else.
You MUST know somebody in either one of those categories.

A spare man ..... a spare one ...spare you say noooo:

As for gay mate - indeed and he would have happily obliged but he is on holiday in Turkey evil:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2009, 08:46:07 AM: Plan B then ~ raging Dyke mode. whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2009, 09:33:50 AM: Plan c - just go and have many, many drinks to help me get through it cloud9:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2009, 09:56:33 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 04:52:43 PM
We could take the next table

I actually did that last week for a friend of mine. Internet dating site date. She wanted Mr Wench and I in the restaurant in case he turned out to be an absolute lunatic.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2009, 01:02:04 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on October 05, 2009, 09:56:33 PM
She wanted Mr Wench and I in the restaurant in case he turned out to be an absolute lunatic.

What, so he didn't look out of place?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2009, 07:48:29 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2009, 01:02:04 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 05, 2009, 09:56:33 PM
She wanted Mr Wench and I in the restaurant in case he turned out to be an absolute lunatic.

What, so he didn't look out of place?

point:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Bar Wench on October 06, 2009, 01:51:38 PM: I hadn't thought of it that way! eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 06, 2009, 05:04:58 PM: Oh dear.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2009, 05:16:18 PM: So young, so innocent. cloud9: No wonder we love her.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 07:46:53 AM: confused:

eeek:

redface:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Just One More on October 11, 2009, 08:12:41 AM: Popcorn:

Come on Miss D, I've things to do
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 08:15:25 AM: Don't let me hold you up whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2009, 08:25:00 AM: She got plastered and can't remember point:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM: Well where to start rubschin:

He blotted his copybook right from the offset as far as I was concerned. He considers himself a bit of a 'foody' and when we were all ordering was trying to 'advise' me what to choose ::)

Sea Bass was his recommendation scared2:

I politely declined confirming that I did not like anything fishy. "then you've not eaten the decent stuff " I was informed and that I needed to try new things and challenge my preconceived ideas about these things evil: evil: evil:

Thank you but no thank you ...I ordered meat cloud9:

So when all the food arrives he then insists on holding the end of his fork to my face and says " just try a bit "

What about I DO NOT LIKE FECKIN FISH does he not understand cussing:

So moving on and after several bottles of wine have been consumed around the table the conversation turns. One of the girls around the table has got a particularly low cut top on and he then comments " you should wear something like that ...you have the equipment " redface: I would have suggested he should wear a body bag at that point but I was distracted by one of the girls.

Then during the meal the Mr Tickle arms became apparent as the arm was stretched out round the back of my chair. I guess at least he didn't do the yawn , stretch and leave arm there manoeuvre noooo:

The hand would then get placed on my shoulder / knee when talking to me until I shrugged it off

At the end of the meal he gave the " I think you're lovely" ......yada yada yada yada spiel noooo: - I would love to take you to breakfast next week eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

"Breakfast" I ask incredulous

"Yes, breakfast...there is a lovely little Portuguese bakery opened down the road from me ....etc etc etc "

I don't think so evil:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2009, 09:07:28 AM: So, much as expected then. ;)

In a strange way it is encouraging to us 'normal' blokes that such nebbishes as your 'admirer' are still out there.

I assume when he asked for a phone number you gave him the Samaritans?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 09:10:12 AM: No phone number was given noooo:

And I had to look up what Nebbish meant - good word DS lol:

As for considering yourself normal - lets not stretch that concept too far eh ;)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Just One More on October 11, 2009, 09:10:28 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
"Yes, breakfast...there is a lovely little Portuguese bakery opened down the road from me ....etc etc etc "

I don't think so evil:

You could try some lovely Portuguese sardine pate cloud9: In fact, he'll probably insist you do
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 09:14:11 AM: lol: lol: lol:

Honestly you boys ...did you all go to public school rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
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Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2009, 09:24:51 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
I would have suggested he should wear a body bag

happy001
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 11, 2009, 10:44:04 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 08:33:03 AM
I would have suggested he should wear a body bag

happy001

Well he obviously thought that Miss D shouldn't be wearing one.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 11, 2009, 10:55:25 AM: http://www.buycostumes.com/Body-Bag-Adult-Costume/33735/ProductDetail.aspx

Perhaps you should have a theme for your dinner dates?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM: lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates eeek: - this is the first one in ages sad24: - and probably the last in a long time cry: cry: cry:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2009, 10:59:40 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates eeek: - this is the first one in ages sad24: - and probably the last in a long time cry: cry: cry:
We had dinner together.... sad24:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 11:03:22 AM: Yes about 7 consecutive nights running if I remember rightly lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 11, 2009, 11:05:43 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 11, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
lol: lol: lol:

A theme for my dinner dates eeek: - this is the first one in ages sad24: - and probably the last in a long time cry: cry: cry:
We had dinner together.... sad24:

Quickly forgotten, it would appear.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: barmisspah? on October 13, 2009, 11:49:42 AM: Still at least you can now tell your 'friends' that you will kill them if they ever put you in that situation again

Did actually type position before changing it to situation 'co I know what this lot are like !
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 12:00:37 PM: As if we would make cheap jokes of a sexual nature angel1
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 03:09:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
As if we would make cheap jokes of a sexual nature angel1
Quite so. The moment the moderators see such a thing, they whip it out immediately.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2009, 03:19:46 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
As if we would make cheap jokes of a sexual nature angel1

Quite so, the standard of double entendres by the staff here aren't good enough to rate cheap. whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:23:05 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
As if we would make cheap jokes of a sexual nature angel1
Quite so. The moment the moderators see such a thing, they whip it out immediately.

Kenneth Horne 1963 whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 05:15:17 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:23:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
As if we would make cheap jokes of a sexual nature angel1
Quite so. The moment the moderators see such a thing, they whip it out immediately.

Kenneth Horne 1963 whistle:
cloud9:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2009, 02:51:05 PM: Just been informed I managed to cause an argument between the other couple at dinner on that night.... noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 02:55:28 PM: No ~ they had an argument, possibly about you failing to react in the hoped for manner to their "friend" or possibly about one of them thinking would be a good idea to try match making and the other didn't but whatever they argued about they caused the argument ~ not you.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2009, 02:57:19 PM: The argument was about neither of those things Snoops ...they weren't the ones that organised the evening.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2009, 03:03:06 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2009, 03:09:45 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2009, 03:10:17 PM: I didn't do nuffink - honest guv Shrugs:

But apparently girlfriend wasn't happy with what her bf and I were discussing noooo:

and what... she only decided this last night Banghead
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2009, 03:11:31 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2009, 03:12:03 PM: 'her bf and I were discussing'

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 03:12:50 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
The argument was about neither of those things Snoops ...they weren't the ones that organised the evening.

Oh Dear ~ was it one of those
"I saw you eyeing up that woman"
"What woman?"
"Oh don't come over all innocent with me"
"etc
etc
etc"
Arguments?

Well I wouldn't worry about it ~ we've all had THOSE sorts of arguments, if it wasn't you then she'd have blamed him for looking at someone else. The only time it gets interesting is if He is complaining that She fancied you
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2009, 08:08:21 PM: Were you waiting for me?

Carry on. . .

Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2009, 08:30:03 PM: A finer band of gossip merchants you could not wish to meet cloud9:

It's all a bit long and complicated but essentially she believed he was flirting ( he really wasn't rubschin: ) and during the conversation at dinner he was talking about some stuff that he hadn't told her . I provided an opinion and some advice which she apparently completely disagrees with. So be it I was only trying to help noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2009, 08:44:50 PM: you should be a politician.

You haven't answered what we really want to know nonono:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2009, 08:52:13 PM: Exactly whistle:

What do you really want to know rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 21, 2009, 09:01:13 PM: The juicy bits.

'at dinner he was talking about some stuff that he hadn't told her (what?) . I provided an opinion and some advice (what?) which she apparently completely disagrees with (why?).
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 07:03:03 AM: Essentially he had left his wife over 3 and a half years ago to be with his GF.

GF is pushing him to get a divorce and finalise everything. Ex is not agreeing to a divorce. He does not want to get married again and he has had this conversation with GF and she accepts this but still wants him to finalise divorce.

He has offered cash incentive to wife to agree to divorce ( this was the bit she didn't know ) but she still refuses.

I said for the sake of another 18 months why don't you just leave it and then apply for a divorce yourself as they will have been separated 5 years. That ways saves money, is simples to do and will cause much less grief.

That is the bit GF is not happy about scared2:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 07:12:02 AM: Oh dear.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 08:15:53 AM: Is that it...? ::)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 08:16:41 AM: What would you have liked ::)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 08:20:05 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
What would you have liked ::)
Some hot lesbian love action... or summat.... redface:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2009, 09:20:17 AM: Sound advice of course.

I was expecting something more fruity though, if it caused a row.

Along the lines of "I though all women liked xxxxx but she doesn't, what is your position?"
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 09:22:40 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2009, 09:20:17 AM
Sound advice of course.

I was expecting something more fruity though, if it caused a row.

Along the lines of "I though all women liked hot lesbian love action but she doesn't, what is your position?"

Precisely Darwin!
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 09:27:41 AM: Indeed I said I would and she said that's not right or proper whistle:

::)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: barmisspah? on October 22, 2009, 10:45:33 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 07:03:03 AM
Essentially he had left his wife over 3 and a half years ago to be with his GF.

GF is pushing him to get a divorce and finalise everything. Ex is not agreeing to a divorce. He does not want to get married again and he has had this conversation with GF and she accepts this but still wants him to finalise divorce.

He has offered cash incentive to wife to agree to divorce ( this was the bit she didn't know ) but she still refuses.

I said for the sake of another 18 months why don't you just leave it and then apply for a divorce yourself as they will have been separated 5 years. That ways saves money, is simples to do and will cause much less grief.

That is the bit GF is not happy about scared2:

This is obviously because she does want him to marry her (daft sod).
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 10:51:55 AM: Exactly ...which is why she is so pissed off with the prospect of having to wait another 18 months noooo:

But he is adamant he doesn't want to get married again so I really don't rate her chances

Oh dear noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 12:42:09 PM: Is she so thick that she doesn't understand the word "no" or besotted to the point where she is blind to the bleeding obvious?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2009, 12:46:00 PM: Quote from: tel on October 22, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
Is she so thick that she doesn't understand the word "no" or besotted to the point where she is blind to the bleeding obvious?

I have always found Miss D to be intelligent, rational and level-headed.

char048
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 12:57:28 PM: eeek:

sad24:

You have now been knocked off the mighty plush pedestal I had you perched on noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 01:03:30 PM: And the answer to the question was.....?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 01:07:03 PM: More desperate than thick or besotted ;D
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 01:20:01 PM: That explains a lot then.

I pity him though, unless she's something very special.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 01:22:48 PM: She is lovely ...he is lovelier whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 01:25:46 PM: Oh dear.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 01:34:34 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2009, 01:49:32 PM: Oh dear it will all end in tears no doubt. noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 01:57:15 PM: No you numpties.... lol:

How to put it rubschin:...she has done well so to speak in bagging him.....but is obviously aware of this and very insecure - hence her desire to get spliced but convince him that this really isn't her agenda noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on October 22, 2009, 02:03:48 PM: Why don't they just co-habit, if they are not already doing so?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 02:06:11 PM: Already doing that .... noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 02:32:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
No you numpties.... lol:

How to put it rubschin:...she has done well so to speak in bagging him.....but is obviously aware of this and very insecure - hence her desire to get spliced but convince him that this really isn't her agenda noooo:
You fancy him! point:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM: Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2009, 02:36:32 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

happy100 Of course not! noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 09:20:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

What a silly thing to say.
He may be out of your league, but you out of his never
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2009, 09:23:24 AM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 09:24:12 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

What a silly thing to say.
He may be out of your league, but you out of his never

But ...but...but he could use a knife and fork together at the same time - I was in awe 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 09:38:53 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 23, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

What a silly thing to say.
He may be out of your league, but you out of his never

But ...but...but he could use a knife and fork together at the same time - I was in awe 8) 8) 8)
Stirring his coffee with them doesn't count luvvie.... noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 10:08:17 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2009, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 23, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

What a silly thing to say.
He may be out of your league, but you out of his never

But ...but...but he could use a knife and fork together at the same time - I was in awe 8) 8) 8)
Stirring his coffee with them doesn't count luvvie.... noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 24, 2009, 07:48:30 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2009, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 23, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 22, 2009, 02:34:07 PM
Out of my league I'm afraid noooo:

What a silly thing to say.
He may be out of your league, but you out of his never

But ...but...but he could use a knife and fork together at the same time - I was in awe 8) 8) 8)
Stirring his coffee with them doesn't count luvvie.... noooo:

sounds like he was stirring more than coffee
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on October 24, 2009, 07:53:42 PM: I bought a decaffeinated coffee table once... you can't even see a difference
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2009, 07:54:14 AM: <Groan>
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2010, 09:03:17 PM: Now I know you lot don't like to gossip but well........

Popcorn:

I have it on good authority that our very own Mr Pastis has a very keen admirer in his 'companion ' that he was introduced to at the wedding

Apparently she has many large assets eyes:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2010, 09:08:46 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 02, 2010, 09:03:17 PM
Now I know you lot don't like to gossip but well........

Popcorn:

I have it on good authority that our very own Mr Pastis has a very keen admirer in his 'companion ' that he was introduced to at the wedding

Apparently she has many large assets eyes:

'Many' ?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2010, 09:09:40 PM: Financial and physical whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2010, 09:09:28 AM: Ooooo Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 03, 2010, 10:07:20 AM: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2010, 10:28:51 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 02, 2010, 09:09:40 PM
Financial and physical whistle:

Jackpot!
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2010, 10:50:35 AM: Quote from: Pastis on February 03, 2010, 10:07:20 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Oh bugger.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2010, 11:03:03 AM: Maybe he hasn't got a snorkel rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 02:59:14 PM: Ok maybe he wasn't too impressed with the looks but they are superficial after all whistle: and he doesn't have to look up much does he ? lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 03, 2010, 06:05:54 PM: All I'm saying is that it was a non-starter when the idea was mooted (see page 1) noooo: noooo:

I was proved right Shrugs:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 06:24:14 PM: ( o Y o ) eh, EH? eyes:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 03, 2010, 11:58:55 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2010, 06:24:14 PM
( o Y o ) eh, EH? eyes:

All yours BM whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FYR2GJ.jpg&hash=4e4e3996e98e9b890fc48b87cb860f76f0bedc68) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxYR2GJ)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2010, 07:51:29 AM: Quote from: Pastis on February 03, 2010, 11:58:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2010, 06:24:14 PM
( o Y o ) eh, EH? eyes:

All yours BM whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FYR2GJ.jpg&hash=4e4e3996e98e9b890fc48b87cb860f76f0bedc68) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxYR2GJ)

Oh... noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 08:00:25 AM: But she might have a lovely personality whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2010, 08:29:47 AM: I can see why Mr Pastis has an urgent and sudden need to go to Australia whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 11:03:08 AM: You lot are sooooooo fussy noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2010, 12:44:43 PM: We have learnt our lessons noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2010, 02:20:06 PM: I find that hard to believe. 8)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2010, 02:30:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 04, 2010, 02:20:06 PM
I find that hard to believe. 8)

You refer to that well known excuse of mine "The triumph of hope over experience" surrender:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2010, 02:40:14 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2010, 06:35:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 04, 2010, 08:29:47 AM
I can see why Mr Pastis has an urgent and sudden need to go to Australia whistle:

The two events are unconnected and neither sudden nor urgent angel1
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 07:07:42 PM: Please don't bring reality or perspective into our gossip mongering , it is entirely unnecessary and unhelpful lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2010, 07:11:10 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 04, 2010, 07:07:42 PM
Please don't bring reality or perspective into our gossip mongering , it is entirely unnecessary and unhelpful lol:

Sorry redface:

Carry on ... lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 07:12:07 PM: I have goss for you - I will PM you ;)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2010, 07:24:16 PM: shutup: shutup:

Forget the 125ml glass, forget the 250ml glass ... this could be the whole bottle of Merlot goss whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2010, 08:06:44 PM: what? what? WHAT?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 08:25:29 PM: It's just more nonsense tales from Miss D's adventures at the gym Uncle
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2010, 08:30:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 04, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
It's just more nonsense tales from Miss D's adventures at the gym Uncle

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tv-intros.com%2Ft%2Ftales%2520of%2520the%2520unexpected.jpg&hash=419c3021c12fec4e08f21840f651d89c9abe0913)

whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2010, 08:36:12 PM: I'm after the "Tales of the Unexpurgated"

eyes:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 08:37:59 PM: I have been asked to go for some grub and a drink on Saturday eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2010, 08:39:15 PM: by whom?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 08:42:00 PM: By someone I don't think I have mentioned so far ..but another personal trainer blokey

Must be part of their induction process ;D
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2010, 08:46:38 PM: They probably have a 'book' going on who gets the furthest with new members.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2010, 08:48:37 PM: Exactly

He better use invisible ink lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on February 04, 2010, 10:16:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 04, 2010, 08:37:59 PM
I have been asked to go for some grub and a drink on Saturday eeek:

But are you going to go? eyes:

Take no notice of Mort, this guy is obviously attracted to your good looks and out going personality
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM: Have you been on the sauce again ? lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 08:30:56 AM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 08:44:19 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ? lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth whistle:

Is he hung like a horse then...? eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 08:47:22 AM: Tell you on Sunday lol:

Only Joking !!!!!!!!

I dunno shrugs:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM: Take your pick Miss D. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FHSsp9.jpg&hash=6dbb35b776d82f2e3bca3e81ffbdb5cc2d1d2183) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHSsp9)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 09:06:22 AM: What sort of sport is that?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 09:10:38 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM
Take your pick Miss D. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FHSsp9.jpg&hash=6dbb35b776d82f2e3bca3e81ffbdb5cc2d1d2183) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHSsp9)

lol: lol: lol:

Not a pretty sight though is it noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 09:11:54 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
What sort of sport is that?

They are about to be fired out of a cannon.... ;D
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2010, 09:19:58 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 09:10:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2010, 09:02:55 AM
Take your pick Miss D. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FHSsp9.jpg&hash=6dbb35b776d82f2e3bca3e81ffbdb5cc2d1d2183) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHSsp9)

lol: lol: lol:

Not a pretty sight though is it noooo:

It certainly isn't but it puts a whole new slant on the whole 'does my bum look big in this' thing.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 10:23:57 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ? lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth whistle:

This gives him the opportunity to give you the once over.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 10:29:45 AM: No need for that ;)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 10:30:27 AM: Only once? eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 11:14:13 AM: Most of the personal trainers at my gym, spend more time looking at themselves in the mirror than actually watching their client. They also don't seem to do the basic checks anymore, questions, blood pressure check etc.

And why is it that no males ever seem to use a personal trainer, only females?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2010, 11:14:44 AM: Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2010, 08:44:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:30:04 AM
Have you been on the sauce again ? lol:

I am meeting him at the gym on Saturdayy as he has offered a personal training session ( not of that variety eyes:) and as you normally have to pay for these things I thought I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth whistle:

Is he hung like a horse then...? eeek:

A Sea-horse probably
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 11:15:43 AM: Quote from: tel on February 05, 2010, 11:14:13 AM

And why is it that no males ever seem to use a personal trainer, only females?

Because that would involve you admitting you don't know everything and taking advice from someone else whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 03:24:02 PM: I have been to Poundland. razz:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 03:24:55 PM: Lucky Mrs Tel lol:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 03:27:09 PM: Yep, I know how to treat a woman. smile:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 03:29:42 PM: Did you get the posing pouch ? scared2:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 03:32:07 PM: How much was it...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 03:32:23 PM: Nah.It was too big for him
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 05:16:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Did you get the posing pouch ? scared2:

I do not pose!
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 05:22:28 PM: Just walk naturally then eh ;)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 05:23:56 PM: Dangle
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 05, 2010, 05:45:40 PM: Nothing dangles. 8)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:08:19 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 05, 2010, 08:47:22 AM
Tell you on Sunday lol:

Only Joking !!!!!!!!

I dunno shrugs:

Well?
I know I am a bit late getting on here today, but have I missed something?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:09:24 PM: It's kind of veered in the Dinner tonight thread ...I'm sure people don't won't to be bored with it all over again redface:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:09:36 PM: He is sending her texts and offering her porn vids noooo:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:11:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:09:36 PM
He is sending her texts and offering her porn vids noooo:

Do you mean offering "her porn vids" to all and sundry? eeek:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:12:07 PM: That will come later, so to speak
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:16:15 PM: Quote from: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:11:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:09:36 PM
He is sending her texts and offering her porn vids noooo:

Do you mean offering "her porn vids" to all and sundry? eeek:

eeek:

rubschin:

noooo:

Although CCTV footage might come close - only because some of the stretches we were doing involved me lying flat , him pinning one leg down and then getting my other one hooked up to his neck and then lowering it to my chest. I did ask if we should use contraception for this exercise lol:

Then I had to do it to him eyes:

But the video he is talking about is not a porn video

It is some film I said I have never seen Shrugs:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:17:50 PM: The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:19:25 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I bet he persuaded her these were legit stretching exercises point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:27:08 PM: Well I certainly felt something stretch rubschin:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:28:25 PM: Spandex?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:29:35 PM: That'll be it 8)
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:32:52 PM: Did you have your nipples sellotaped down?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:33:34 PM: We were only talking about the Green Goddess the other evening.

http://www.thinqfitness.com/video/FFG/The_Green_Goddess_Free_Summer_Fitness_Video
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:34:56 PM: Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
Did you have your nipples sellotaped down?

Is that an Health & Safety requirement or just a fetish?
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:38:41 PM: Quote from: tel on February 07, 2010, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
Did you have your nipples sellotaped down?

Is that an Health & Safety requirement or just a fetish?

It's prolly where he's used to the valve being when blowing them up whistle:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:43:39 PM: evil:

happy001
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2010, 12:54:56 PM: Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:43:39 PM
evil:

happy001

point:
Title: Re: Set ups , stitch ups and blind dates
Post by: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 01:05:34 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2010, 12:54:56 PM
Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2010, 12:43:39 PM
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