The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2009, 02:01:22 PM
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As you may be aware I have taken the carpet up in my bedroom but have left the underlay and the grippers etc for the carpet fitters on Thursday ( as this costs an additional bomb evil: ) ....so every time I am going in and out of my bedroom all I have to do is remember not to step on the gripper by the threshold.
That's all
A fairly simple request to my brain
My foot now looks like a feckin colander Banghead
Nearly every time I step on the blasted thing and then go hopping around the room cursing.
Before some smart alec says why don't you cover that bit up I tried that and tripped over the cut off bit of carpet.
I thought if you made the same mistake over and over again you learn from this and don't repeat whistle:
I am off to put some Polyfilla in my feet cry:
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" " noooo:
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Did you not carry out a risk assessment before starting this job ?
Are you not wearing appropriate PSE ?
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I like bare feet when slobbing at home at home redface:
As for a risk assessment - I know the risk - I just thought I could teach my brain to avoid it doh:
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Old dogs, new tricks, etc. whistle:
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You calling me a bitch nonono:
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You calling me a bitch nonono:
Do your worst... Spank2:
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You calling me a bitch nonono:
Do your worst... Spank2:
Remember those embarrasing stories LL told you during your visit, the ones you were saving up for the right occaision. I think it has now arrived. whistle:
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Popcorn:
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You calling me a bitch nonono:
Do your worst... Spank2:
Remember those embarrasing stories LL told you during your visit, the ones you were saving up for the right occaision. I think it has now arrived. whistle:
eeek:
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Well ...are you sitting comfortably boys and girls
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
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scared2:
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
Quit hogging the popcorn you greedy bugger lol:
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I was gonna tell a joke about popcorn, but it was too corny
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I was gonna tell a joke about popcorn, but it was too corny
drumroll:
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Miss D seems to be taking a long time to tell us the story. Either she is trying to find the perfect one or the one she has chosen is taking time to type out...... whistle:
Not that I want to worry BM any. lol:
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Was this the popcorn joke Pirate was going to tell?
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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I had to consult my binding contract and speak to my legal team ....don't forget the future of any further cheapy holidays to Cyprus is in jeopardy here noooo:
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Only if you forget to invoke the 'LL invited me clause' whistle:
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You can stay at my place Miss D...Tell all
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Ooooh options cloud9:
A girl should always have options sparkle:
My only concern in divulging such information is what BM may have stored about me........he can be vicious in his retaliation scared2:
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What is the worst that he could have on you Miss D? whistle:
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photos eveilgrin:
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scared2:
That's scary
It looks like an owl is perving at you rubschin:
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Don't panic, BM woudlnt stoop to looking through the keyhole.
He's a techie, so would have had webcams all over the place. whistle:
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and the teddy...dont forget the teddy.
Best post your photos first Miss D, before BM like
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I checked the room for anything cuddly and there was nothing there whistle:
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scared2:
That's scary
It looks like an owl is perving at you rubschin:
No THIS is the scary one
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