The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 12, 2009, 11:26:51 AM

Title: Whinge
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 12, 2009, 11:26:51 AM: I have ~~conjunctevites~~ ~~conjunctionitis~~ my eyes hurt and I can see bugger all. 8)
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 12, 2009, 11:27:27 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 12, 2009, 11:26:51 AM
I have ~~conjunctevites~~ ~~conjunctionitis~~ my eyes hurt and I can see bugger all. 8)

Braille keyboard?
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 11:41:17 AM: Bathe eyes in warm water to "unsticky" them. If problem persists, go to a doctor.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2009, 12:00:54 PM: Sticky eyes? shutup:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 12:10:47 PM: Yes BM ~ I thought that too ~ sad aren't we? redface:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2009, 12:48:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 12:10:47 PM
Yes BM ~ I thought that too ~ sad aren't we? redface:
redface:

I can't think what came over me! noooo:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 12, 2009, 02:05:10 PM: tsk tsk boys ...you and your double entendres noooo:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2009, 02:30:35 PM: Pathetic really... noooo:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2009, 06:38:34 PM: A colleague recently referred to it as a pirates eye. Never heard that expression before eeek:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:25:11 AM: I can see where your colleague is coming from. Tony Hancock used to do a brilliant spoof of Robert Newton playing Long John Silver.
This pic shows Newton doing his "Pirate's Eye"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi12.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa214%2FHarveyJerkwater%2FRobert_Newton.jpg&hash=666623ba7c3172f81309c7849ec9430abca7b263)
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2009, 07:26:57 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:25:11 AM
I can see where your colleague is coming from. Tony Hancock used to do a brilliant spoof of Robert Newton playing Long John Silver.
This pic shows Newton doing his "Pirate's Eye"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi12.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa214%2FHarveyJerkwater%2FRobert_Newton.jpg&hash=666623ba7c3172f81309c7849ec9430abca7b263)

?
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:28:46 AM: Whaddya mean "?" ?
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 07:29:37 AM: Que?
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2009, 07:31:42 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:28:46 AM
Whaddya mean "?" ?

What pic? I see no pic, only a notification that Harvey Jerkwater's account is inactive.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 07:34:25 AM: Ditto.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:40:20 AM: rubschin: I can see it.

Hang on ~ same picture, different source.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NstVVxb6XXY%2FSrTVAxlDZDI%2FAAAAAAAAEBU%2FlRrOcfTkrjI%2Fs320%2FRobert_Newton.jpg&hash=29d081d2d028576903ce87c54dfe2ed23484c5c0)
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 07:56:19 AM: Arrgh, shiver me timbers Snoopy lad, that be better.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 10:11:52 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 07:40:20 AM
rubschin: I can see it.

Hang on ~ same picture, different source.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_NstVVxb6XXY%2FSrTVAxlDZDI%2FAAAAAAAAEBU%2FlRrOcfTkrjI%2Fs320%2FRobert_Newton.jpg&hash=29d081d2d028576903ce87c54dfe2ed23484c5c0)

Young Roger looks worried.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 02:20:15 PM: And so he should!
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Pastis on October 13, 2009, 05:07:20 PM: Young Roger suddenly realises the true meaning of single supplement fares eeek:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 05:34:43 PM: whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XIIO-fyUEw&feature
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 05:48:33 PM: I'm sure all this is helping Miss C's eyesight noooo:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 05:49:43 PM: redface:

No! Hang on ~ I told her what to do with her eyes. We move on, do try to keep up.

I retract that blush on the grounds that it was extracted under false pretences. evil:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 05:55:10 PM: I'll find other ways to make blush beagle boy ;)
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 05:58:23 PM: Oooooo-errrrrrrrrr! eeek:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 14, 2009, 09:51:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 05:48:33 PM
I'm sure all this is helping Miss C's eyesight noooo:

Quite so Miss D there is no hope for any of them really. noooo:

I have done the whole bathing with saline water thing, I think I shall have to get some ointment, that sounds very important.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2009, 12:57:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 14, 2009, 09:51:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 05:48:33 PM
I'm sure all this is helping Miss C's eyesight noooo:

Quite so Miss D there is no hope for any of them really.

"Any of them"?

Exactly how many eyes do you have my dear?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scopetronics.com%2Fassets%2Fgallery%2Fpducci1.jpg&hash=e34e933205a0dcbced5018249fcfaf46e9d3abce)

scared2:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM: noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 09:04:27 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM
noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FHolly.jpg&hash=2ac6295264d0989d34ca857f7e893ca3dbe7742b)

Hubba, hubba! eyes:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2009, 09:32:06 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2009, 09:04:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM
noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FHolly.jpg&hash=2ac6295264d0989d34ca857f7e893ca3dbe7742b)

Hubba, hubba! eyes:

You're a strange man, BM. Not exactly a Salma, is she?
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 10:34:04 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2009, 09:04:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM
noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FHolly.jpg&hash=2ac6295264d0989d34ca857f7e893ca3dbe7742b)

Hubba, hubba! eyes:

It's been a while ~ I was wondering if you got over her but obviously not.
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2009, 11:16:07 AM: I wondered too Snoopy. He can keep her, I'll keep Salma. cloud9:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albIAvi6zag
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 11:46:57 AM: Thath a bugger if you have a lipth

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.project76.tv%2Fthelma_barlow.jpg&hash=508d1148ea360c96bc2c52e9153b95e30c66467d)
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 12:44:41 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2009, 09:04:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM
noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FHolly.jpg&hash=2ac6295264d0989d34ca857f7e893ca3dbe7742b)

Hubba, hubba! eyes:

It's been a while ~ I was wondering if you got over her but obviously not.

noooo:
Title: Re: Whinge
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 12:54:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2009, 12:44:41 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2009, 09:04:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 15, 2009, 08:49:38 AM
noooo: Just the one DS it is the middle of my forehead.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FHolly.jpg&hash=2ac6295264d0989d34ca857f7e893ca3dbe7742b)

Hubba, hubba! eyes:

It's been a while ~ I was wondering if you got over her but obviously not.

noooo:

Oh dear happy100