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Title: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 08:06:16 AM: http://www.preloved.co.uk/fuseaction-adverts.showadvert/index-1032093073/67a74957.html

Description

31 YEAR OLD FILTHY PIG, goes by the name of Danny, from London, now back living with parents, seeks another unexpecting woman to screw over. Attractive and loose friends are a must.
Potential woman must worship the ground I walk on, despite me having never shown anything remotely close to commitment (other than a drunken engagement).

GSOH is not necessary as I am clearly already funny enough for the both of us. Must not be searching for a LTR, as I will disappoint.

Personal interests include barely being able to hold down a job, lying, manipulating and cheating. Women looking for excitement within the bedroom need not apply.

I am ashamed to say that it made me giggle. redface:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 08:33:33 AM: Such honesty ~ could only have been placed by his mother or his ex. lol:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 08:36:26 AM: Well, it wasn't my mother... rubschin:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 09:05:16 AM: Sounds like someone I used to know evil:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 09:15:33 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 13, 2009, 09:05:16 AM
Sounds like someone I used to know evil:

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Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 09:16:41 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2009, 08:36:26 AM
Well, it wasn't my mother... rubschin:

But then you are a little older than 31 I believe. noooo:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM: A LITTLE?????? eeek:

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Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 10:17:12 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE?????? eeek:

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OK I was being polite. redface:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2009, 11:13:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 13, 2009, 10:17:12 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE?????? eeek:

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OK I was being polite. redface:

You are in the wrong pub for that sort of thing. noooo:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 01:55:06 PM: Oh bugger, got it wrong again. redface:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2009, 03:20:51 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
A LITTLE?????? eeek:

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Well said oh ancient one whistle:
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 03:22:55 PM: He may be ancient but he is barking on all eight cylinders. ;)