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Title: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2009, 04:30:59 PM
I am forever impressed by the number of jobs or positions that Snoops has held down....... eyes:

I am now on the hunt for a profession that he hasn't some 1st hand knowledge of  rubschin:

Any ideas folks ?????
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 04:36:52 PM
 rubschin:

Um...

 tunble:

Errr....

 Shrugs: Nope, he's done everyfink!
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2009, 04:37:00 PM
Surrogate Mother?
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 04:38:54 PM
Surrogate Mother?

 ::)

No, he told us about his motherhood back in February 2008...

Keep up Darwin.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 04:39:51 PM
 ;D

Dental Hygienist?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2009, 04:43:56 PM
Vet  rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 04:45:04 PM
Vet  rubschin:
Veteran? No, he was in the RAF.  ::)
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 05:45:10 PM
In truth folks I am 62 and have been working since I left school at 15. I have had a lot of jobs because I have never had any "real" qualifications and thus always had to work today to be able to afford to go to work tomorrow. Also made the big mistake of marrying at 19 and having a son before I was 21 so there has always been a need to earn ~ I have never been fussy about what I did as long as it paid more than the previous job.
Given my time again ~ I don't think I would have done it any differently.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
;D

Dental Hygienist?  rubschin:

Oh I can say "Rinse and spit" and smirk whilst you dribble down your shirt front.  ;D
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2009, 05:46:27 PM
And we love you for it ...... cloud9:


You are our Alan Sugar  lol:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 05:47:14 PM
Wish I had his money  8)
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 05:48:27 PM
Wish I had his money  8)
Beetroot boiling... that's what you need to do...  ;)
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: tel on October 15, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Chick sexer?
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2009, 05:50:52 PM
So what is the worst job you have ever had  rubschin:

Mine was working in a chippy when I was 16. Thursday , Friday and Saturday nights and waiting for the pubs to shut before the rabble of pissed up eejits came in wanting to stuff their faces. Then going home stinking of chip fat  noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 05:51:09 PM
And we love you for it ...... cloud9:


You are our Alan Sugar  lol:

I met him once ~ At Mickey Most's House in Barnet  whistle:










Oh yes ~ I too have Hobnobbed in the right circles
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
So what is the worst job you have ever had  rubschin:

Mine was working in a chippy when I was 16. Thursday , Friday and Saturday nights and waiting for the pubs to shut before the rabble of pissed up eejits came in wanting to stuff their faces. Then going home stinking of chip fat  noooo:

Without doubt the 12 weeks I spent working in a Builders Merchant's Yard when I first came out of the RAF. Bloody awful weather and 10 hours unremitting hard labour for £9 a week and the rent on our flat was £5 so I was also working in a local pub during the evenings and weekend.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2009, 05:54:04 PM
Worst job...?  rubschin:

I worked with a lunatic at BICC Wood Lane...  noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: tel on October 15, 2009, 06:04:38 PM
Can't say anything about jobs, but there have been quite a few moments.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2009, 06:08:02 PM
In the RAF ~ great times but also some lousy moments.
Standing guard over a crashed and burnt out helicopter overnight on Marlborough Downs when I knew the crew's bodies were still inside was not good. Getting the bodies out at dawn was worse.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Pirate on October 15, 2009, 06:40:53 PM
My worse job was being a skittle sticker upper for a womans skittle team. Bloody constant cackling and an alley full of cigarette smoke, all for two half crowns, and I had to bike it there about three miles and back.
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 15, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
Did you strike out  whistle:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Just One More on October 15, 2009, 06:49:17 PM
No bad job so far, but the current one certainly has its stresses.

There's been a few bad days along the way, but many good ones
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
My worst job, by far, was as a cashier in a petrol station in Wandsworth.  I was 17 and when what appeared to be a 15 year old sticks what appeared to be a shotgun in your face (after I had booted him out 15 minutes prior for shoplifting) you start wondering wheth the ?2.50 per hour I was getting was worth it.

The good news is I survived that - and other - nights similar to it. The bad news is so did they, probably. Pressing the "panic button" in the shop only resulted in a cop car turning up about 10 minutes later. Thanks boys.

On my final night, I took the readings from the pumps, locked them and then set the alarms and went about putting the shutters on. I heard a noise and behind me were about 20 of them, all armed with baseball bats or bits of wood. My trusty Austin 1300 was near so I ran straight to it, opened it, started it and nailed it out of the forecourt - taking two on the bonnet - onto the Wandsworth Road. They fell off and I went home shaking like a leaf. I lost that day's pay as it wasn't "secured properly" but to be honest I really didn't care.

It wasn't all bad though, Stirling Moss and Vanessa Redgrave were regulars...
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2009, 07:15:25 PM
Worst job...?  rubschin:

I worked with a lunatic at BICC Wood Lane...  noooo:

Thats funny, I was talking to someone who said exactly the same thing not long ago.  whistle:
Title: Re: Snoopy's CV
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 07:27:09 AM
Worst job...?  rubschin:

I worked with a lunatic at BICC Wood Lane...  noooo:

Thats funny, I was talking to someone who said exactly the same thing not long ago.  whistle:
::)