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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on October 21, 2009, 07:38:33 AM
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I've got it.... surrender:
**cough**
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happy100 It might be oink flu, it might even be man, oink flu which would be far worserer, sneaky things these viruses. eveilgrin:
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I have something similar surrender:
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Man oink flu???? scared2:
Goodbye cruel world.... sad24:
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Don't want to do any more clearing out then whistle:
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Don't want to do any more clearing out then whistle:
It's not that! evil:
It isn't... noooo:
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
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Time for a Fisherman's friend then happy100
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?
We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust. whistle:
Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?
We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust. whistle:
Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.
And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust
And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.
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Keep going until you hit the gold dust ...then put in a self addressed envelope and some nice people will weigh it and tell you it is worth half it's actual value and send it back to you in the post when you refuse to barter. This will ultimately mean you will never see it again
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Keep going until you hit the gold dust ...then put in a self addressed envelope and some nice people will weigh it and tell you it is worth half it's actual value and send it back to you in the post when you they refuse to barter. This will ultimately mean you will never see it again
rubschin:
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?
We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust. whistle:
Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.
And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust
And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.
Ah ~ so no real fires left then? Shame 'cos they add ????thousands to the asking price ~ assuming you are readying the property for sale and are doing all this work to maximise the price.
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The house is sold Snoops - they just have to get out of it and take everything with them whistle:
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If that's true ~ leave the dust. It's been there that long it is part of the fixtures and fittings. whistle:
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?
We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust. whistle:
Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.
And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust
And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.
Ah ~ so no real fires left then? Shame 'cos they add ????thousands to the asking price ~ assuming you are readying the property for sale and are doing all this work to maximise the price.
Three rooms have the original fireplaces, one is boarded over and another has a gas fire in it...
I wouldn't vouch for or trust the chimneys tho... noooo:
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If that's true ~ leave the dust. It's been there that long it is part of the fixtures and fittings. whistle:
You doubt my word eeek: eeek: eeek:
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If that's true ~ leave the dust. It's been there that long it is part of the fixtures and fittings. whistle:
You doubt my word eeek: eeek: eeek:
Oh Snooopy! noooo:
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Allergic reaction to dust whistle:
Dust...? rubschin:
I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar! eeek:
I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago! scared2:
It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?
We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust. whistle:
Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.
And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust
And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.
Ah ~ so no real fires left then? Shame 'cos they add ????thousands to the asking price ~ assuming you are readying the property for sale and are doing all this work to maximise the price.
Three rooms have the original fireplaces, one is boarded over and another has a gas fire in it...
I wouldn't vouch for or trust the chimneys tho... noooo:
You don't have to ~ the incoming purchaser should have it surveyed and chimneys have to be checked and swept before use. Failure to do so invalidate buildings insurance and leaves one liable to a hefty bill from the Fire Brigade. We have to have our chimneys swept every year and the sweep gives us a certificate so if we do have a chimney fire we can prove we have followed the law.
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If that's true ~ leave the dust. It's been there that long it is part of the fixtures and fittings. whistle:
You doubt my word eeek: eeek: eeek:
I didn't say that ~ anyway there has been nothing from BM to tell the rest of us that. The postings get more Nickesque by the day.
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But he did say I stayed there at the weekend ... whistle:
He is becoming more like Nick though - of that there is no doubt noooo:
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
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But he did say I stayed there at the weekend ... whistle:
Indeed ..... so you have greater knowledge than the rest of us which is fair enough ~ until it is used to make us look silly. That's not fair. noooo:
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Proof once again that you should either get a man in or leave well alone.
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Any other symptoms?
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Any other symptoms?
Sore throat, runny nose, temperature, sneezing, coughing, phlegm.... sad24:
Aches, pains, inability to interact with Snoopy.... noooo:
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Any other symptoms?
Sore throat, runny nose, temperature, sneezing, coughing, phlegm.... sad24:
Aches, pains, inability to interact with Snoopy.... noooo:
You've got a cold man ~ pull yourself together!
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But he did say I stayed there at the weekend ... whistle:
Indeed ..... so you have greater knowledge than the rest of us which is fair enough ~ until it is used to make us look silly. That's not fair. noooo:
eeek:
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But he did say I stayed there at the weekend ... whistle:
Indeed ..... so you have greater knowledge than the rest of us which is fair enough ~ until it is used to make us look silly. That's not fair. noooo:
eeek:
spider:
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Any other symptoms?
Sore throat, runny nose, temperature, sneezing, coughing, phlegm.... sad24:
Aches, pains, inability to interact with Snoopy.... noooo:
Are you 46 by any chance? rubschin:
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Anyhoo **cough** about my poorly chest.... sad24:
Any other symptoms?
Sore throat, runny nose, temperature, sneezing, coughing, phlegm.... sad24:
Aches, pains, inability to interact with Snoopy.... noooo:
Are you 46 by any chance? rubschin:
noooo: 49...
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Well you weren't looking forward to 50 anyway were you lol:
How are you feeling today ...do your fingers hurt when you type happy100
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Everything hurts... surrender:
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You are not alone in the hurts department and I don't have swine flu. evil:
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I do... oink... surrender: