The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
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OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.
I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
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OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.
I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:
P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:
The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.
There I've added another one for you.
I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?
By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?
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He hung around.
JOKES censored:
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What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!
Tries a joke....
Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....
Just thought I would do a test run on here...
My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
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What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!
Tries a joke....
Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....
Just thought I would do a test run on here...
My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...
The Skoda one was good tho...
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OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.
I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
It?s the newness of it as Snoops says ? also, most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Feel free to take yourself off there and make some posts - applaud awaits you. whistle:
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OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.
I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:
P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:
The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.
There I've added another one for you.
I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?
By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?
Tracking you buggers down is what kept me!
Still, a bit of detective work and the answer appeared - you really don't want to know where from cry:
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The other other place?
What if we all have to decamp from here? How many others will there be? eeek:
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With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....
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With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
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Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye
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Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye
Belinda ?
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What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!
Tries a joke....
Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....
Just thought I would do a test run on here...
My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...
The Skoda one was good tho...
Smoted in my prime, it is a sad day when a war pensioner trying to bring a little light into this sad bar is smoted without due care and attention. I was in the front lines I will have you know, Monty and I both said thay tis day would come.
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)
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With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)
Of course dear boy, where are my manners?
Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)
Of course dear boy, where are my manners?
Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
I?ll be right there after I?ve taken my medicine? eastdrink048
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most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)
Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.
O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)
Of course dear boy, where are my manners?
Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
I?ll be right there after I?ve taken my medicine? eastdrink048
And then, barman, I'd like a pint of Wife Beater Unleaded and a tonic for Darwin - he's driving I believe and we wouldn't want to tip him over the edge now, would we?