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Title: The empty room!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 02, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2007, 06:27:07 PM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!

Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:

P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:

The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.

There I've added another one for you.

I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?


By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
He hung around.

JOKES censored:
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 03, 2007, 05:13:46 AM
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:37:58 AM
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...

The Skoda one was good tho...
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:39:23 AM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!
It?s the newness of it as Snoops says ? also, most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?

Feel free to take yourself off there and make some posts - applaud awaits you.  whistle:
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 03, 2007, 09:13:30 AM
OK, so I'm new here, but can someone enlighten me as to why the comedy room appears so little used? Is it up some steep steps or something? Or maybe there's no beer in there.

I may just feel compelled to go in there just for the hell of it!

Maybe we don't know many jokes or maybe we make the jokes as we go along on the other pages. rubschin:

P'raps it is because there are comparatively few of us as the site is new. whistle:

The Cat does it's best but making several jokes in one post does make the post count look smaller than the joke count.

There I've added another one for you.

I note that "The Other Place" has managed only 304 posts in three years in their comedy room, we have 157 in three months ~ but then they are not known for their humour are they?


By The Way: Hello and welcome ~ what kept you?

Tracking you buggers down is what kept me!

Still, a bit of detective work and the answer appeared - you really don't want to know where from  cry:
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 09:17:59 AM
The other other place?

What if we all have to decamp from here? How many others will there be?  eeek:
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2007, 09:29:17 AM
With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
 
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.


The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....

Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2007, 10:23:25 AM
With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
 
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.


The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....


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Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2007, 10:23:57 AM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2007, 10:39:19 AM
Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2007, 10:43:29 AM
Well I can't hang around here all day. Carlisle beckons. Bye

Belinda ?
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 03, 2007, 10:58:07 AM
What? There is a room for jokes? Bloody hell!

Tries a joke....

Severn Trent informs customers that there will still be a hose pipe ban this summer, the current bad weather is giving us the wrong type of rain.....

Just thought I would do a test run on here...


My mate crashed into one of those new Skoda's yesterday.. there was bloody jam and sponge everywhere!
I smite you for posting 'off room'...

The Skoda one was good tho...
Smoted in my prime, it is a sad day when a war pensioner trying to bring a little light into this sad bar is smoted without due care and attention. I was in the front lines I will have you know, Monty and I  both said thay tis day would come.
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 03, 2007, 12:03:39 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2007, 12:14:49 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
OK, you first ;)
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 03, 2007, 12:22:25 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
OK, you first ;)

No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 01:17:35 PM
With all the trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
 
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started....
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2007, 01:19:50 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
OK, you first ;)

No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)

Of course dear boy, where are my manners?

Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 02:41:49 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
OK, you first ;)

No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)

Of course dear boy, where are my manners?

Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
I?ll be right there after I?ve taken my medicine?   eastdrink048
Title: Re: The empty room!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 03, 2007, 04:09:54 PM
most of the jokes in there don?t require responses?
Most of the jokes are so old they can't hear responses. ::)

Welcome in young Marley. Has the "buy Darwin a large malt" tradition been explained to you?

No it hasn't; is it anything like the "Welcome Marley, here's a generous snifter to lubricate your whistle" custom? If so, I'll stand you one if you'll stand me one.

O.K.?
OK, you first ;)

No, after you - you are the local and regular so by rights you should be in the chair (only chair I'm likely to be in is a bath chair the way my back is today)

Of course dear boy, where are my manners?

Barman, my usual please and a half of shandy for Mr Ghost.
I?ll be right there after I?ve taken my medicine?   eastdrink048

And then, barman, I'd like a pint of Wife Beater Unleaded and a tonic for Darwin - he's driving I believe and we wouldn't want to tip him over the edge now, would we?