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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 03, 2009, 10:52:18 PM

Title: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: GROWLER on November 03, 2009, 10:52:18 PM
Two armed militant commanders in the violence-torn Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir were killed by a bear after accidentally choosing its cave as their hiding place.
Troops in Shopian district found the two bodies while patrolling the area, an Indian defence spokesman said.
"Both bodies were mauled badly by some wild animal, and apparently by a bear, as the area is inhabited by Himalayan Black bear," Colonel J S Brar said.
The militants were armed with Kalashnikovs but did not get a chance to use them.

"The attack seems to have been so violent that both the militants got no chance to fire back at the wild animal," Colonel Brar added.
The cave appears to be have been the den of the bear.
  cloud9: happy088

You just don't mess with us lot.
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2009, 11:09:36 PM
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Indeed not!
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2009, 07:54:18 AM
I saw a programme about black bears in America the other day.. they were surprisingly friendly and intelligent...  rubschin:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2009, 08:30:32 AM
That was the American ones....they are well known for their  friendly  fire  whistle:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2009, 08:50:14 AM
That was the American ones....they are well known for their  friendly  fire  whistle:
Intelligent tho...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2009, 08:53:51 AM
It's all relative  whistle:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2009, 08:56:36 AM
Yes... I suppose....
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2009, 08:59:50 AM
I saw a programme about black bears in America the other day.. they were surprisingly friendly and intelligent...  rubschin:

On the contrary, these Himalayan Black Bears have to be applauded for their intelligence in this case, doing what we seem to be struggling to achieve.
We need a mahoooosive breeding programme to enable us to send herds of bears in I say.
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 09:06:49 AM
I saw a programme about black bears in America the other day.. they were surprisingly friendly and intelligent...  rubschin:

On the contrary, these Himalayan Black Bears have to be applauded for their intelligence in this case, doing what we seem to be struggling to achieve.
We need a mahoooosive breeding programme to enable us to send herds of bears in I say.

 rubschin: With you as chief Stud Muffin I assume  ;)

Cometh the hour, cometh the bear sort of thing "Tis a far far better thing that I do today than I have ever done before ~ No sacrifice is too much to ask" etc etc
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2009, 09:08:02 AM
He may have finally found his calling  ;)
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
I'm on me way, fully loaded gun in paw.  cloud9:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 04, 2009, 10:21:56 AM
It's all relative  whistle:

That'll be the forebears.  ;)
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
It's all relative  whistle:

That'll be the forebears.  ;)

<Groan>
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 01:07:20 PM
And on a related subject ~ It would seem that the Bear from the Wirral is spreading it about a bit already  whistle:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8321000/8321102.stm
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2009, 01:18:52 PM
And on a related subject ~ It would seem that the Bear from the Wirral is spreading it about a bit already  whistle:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8321000/8321102.stm

OK, OK, so I'm colour blind, but who gives a toss when there's bare bear totty to be rampaged at ey?  cloud9:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2009, 01:22:46 PM
And they call me a "Dirty Dog"  noooo:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: GROWLER on November 04, 2009, 01:27:41 PM
Quite normal Snoopio. You should be proud to be a rampant horny old male. I feel safe in your company. ;)

Mrs Growler always used to have a go at me for letching at top totty in the ale 'ouse, until I asked her if she'd prefer it if I blimped and drooled over mens arses.  sick2:
Title: Re: My mates, sweet, oh so sweet.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2009, 05:55:21 PM
It's all relative  whistle:

In the Boonies everyone is well, relative...