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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on November 08, 2009, 01:59:05 PM
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Mine is having to refill the bloody stapler Angry9:
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Cleaning the toilet evil:
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Mine is having to refill the bloody stapler Angry9:
http://www.ecotopia.co.uk/product/23/bb0181/eco-stapleless-stapler.html
whistle:
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Mine is having to refill the bloody stapler Angry9:
http://www.ecotopia.co.uk/product/23/bb0181/eco-stapleless-stapler.html
whistle:
Its worth a look...they are quite near to me
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Emptying the bin in the kitchen... evil:
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So many hates and so little time evil: evil: evil:
In no particular order:
Cleaning the goldfish.
Finding "someone" hasn't flushed and left a hooooge floater behind them.
Mending burst pipes in the frost.
Emptying the kitchen bin.
Burying pets when they die.
Finding that a pet has died.
I shall add more when my blood pressure drops!
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Fat rude nurses who expect to be treated like "Angels of Mercy".
Blokes with food stuck in their beards.
Doctor's receptionists who think they know better than either the Doctor or the Patient.
Bus Drivers.
My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.
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My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.
rubschin:
Snoopy's all new family lineage revelations
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Gavin Henson ~ in fact most Welsh Rugby Players.
John Motson's football commentaries.
Gordon Brown's manner of speaking ~ in fact Gordon Brown.
Microsoft marketing policies.
Police officers who forget that they can only police with the consent of the public .... EG Chief Constable Brunstrom.
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My Husband in Law, who is a total prat.
rubschin:
Snoopy's all new family lineage revelations
He married my ex-wife ~ what would you call him (in polite company or in the hearing of the children)?
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Pirate ~ this is a door you may wish you had never opened. ;)
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rubschin:
Sorry...I should have limited it to one example. But better out than in...you will feel a lot better now.
My consultant fee is in the post
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Beetroot in any form
Liver with or without bacon and onions
Celery
Northern Accented presenters on Radio 2
Chris Evans
Chris Moyles
There is no stopping me now
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He married my ex-wife ~ what would you call him (in polite company or in the hearing of the children)?
Brave lol:
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He married my ex-wife ~ what would you call him (in polite company or in the hearing of the children)?
Brave lol:
F*cking stoopid was my first thought. 8)
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Cold callers cussing:
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Other people winning ?45 million on the Euro Lottery Angry9:
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and not feckin claiming it yet cussing:
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Three O'clock BBC News says that 2 people have now submitted claims.
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Oh redface:
Good for them cry: cry: cry:
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So many hates and so little time evil: evil: evil:
In no particular order:
Cleaning the goldfish. Just put them in the dishwasher or washing machine.
Finding "someone" hasn't flushed and left a hooooge floater behind them. Don't live with boys.
Mending burst pipes in the frost. Lag them.
Emptying the kitchen bin. Delegate
Burying pets when they die. ;D Bury them whilst they are alive so much more fun eveilgrin:.
Finding that a pet has died. :lalalala
I shall add more when my blood pressure drops!
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So many hates and so little time evil: evil: evil:
In no particular order:
Cleaning the goldfish. Just put them in the dishwasher or washing machine.
Finding "someone" hasn't flushed and left a hooooge floater behind them. Don't live with boys. It was the property of the THW!
Mending burst pipes in the frost. Lag them. They were ~ still burst
Emptying the kitchen bin. Delegate And have to pick up the trail of bits from kitchen to bin ~ I think not
Burying pets when they die. ;D Bury them whilst they are alive so much more fun eveilgrin:. lol:
Finding that a pet has died. :lalalala confused:
I shall add more when my blood pressure drops!
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Bloodly fireworks at 8:29pm on the 8th November!
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Here too.....as it has been for the past 5 nights ::)
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Bloodly fireworks at 8:29pm on the 8th November!
Such people should be burned on their own bonfire. cussing:
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My computer not working as it should. Angry9: Banghead cussing: Explode:
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Microsoft updates
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Heathrow airport security
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My computer not working as it should. Angry9: Banghead cussing: Explode:
How do you tell?
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Excess baggage charges! cussing:
You don't get money back when you take less than the allowed amount do you eh? EH? Angry9:
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Did we not comment on this over Sunday Lunch? whistle:
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Did we not comment on this over Sunday Lunch? whistle:
redface:
Two hundred and thirteen freaking Pounds tho! cussing:
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
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Microsoft updates
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ol: Yep that about sums it up. cussing:
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
Banghead
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
Banghead
never mind ~ what's done is done. Soon be home in the warm again. happy100
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
Banghead
never mind ~ what's done is done. Soon be home in the warm again. happy100
I know... cloud9:
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
Banghead
never mind ~ what's done is done. Soon be home in the warm again. happy100
I know... cloud9:
Did you remember to drill the airholes in LL's crate? ~ Tho' I still think you should have bought her a ticket.
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But could you have saved money by purchasing the same items in Cyprus? If not then it is a bargain.
Don't try and talk logically about it! cussing:
Should have sent it DHL whistle:
Banghead
never mind ~ what's done is done. Soon be home in the warm again. happy100
I know... cloud9:
Did you remember to drill the airholes in LL's crate? ~ Tho' I still think you should have bought her a ticket.
Holes...? rubschin:
I think so.... redface:
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Cats whining selfish greedy shit machines. sick2:
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Cats whining selfish greedy shit machines. sick2:
At last, now I know what GSM stands for ;)
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Cats whining selfish greedy shit machines. sick2:
Seconded! happy088
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We've unfortunately adopted one from next door, as the lovely old dear has had to go into a nursing home.
All relatives live far away and don't want the 20 yr old rancid flea ridden scrawny thouroughly horrible old cat bag. I now know why. evil:
Miss Growler INSISTED on us taking it on, and cuddles and strokes its disgusting vile scruffy bony frame. sick2:
It is one miserable greedy ungrateful yowling howling bag of shite, and would gladly and with the deepest of absolute overwhelming and greatest of pleasures, launch the bastard creature on the end of my front paw into orbit it if I thought I could get away with it. cussing:
WTF folk see in these nasty little creatures is way way way way over my head tbh. noooo:
We went out to Mrs G's nephews 18th party a couple of weeks ago, and this useless lot forgot to put the catwat out. ( I've wiped my hands of it, have no interest and have nowt to do with its welafare whatsoever)
Miss G had the pleasure of coming home to a mass of heaving floundering mound of stinking cat shite and diaoreah on her bedroom carpet when we got home at 2:00am. The stench was like summat out of the mourge. sick2: sick2: sick2:
I have to be honest though in saying that I had to have a quiet chortle on the sly. lol:
Cats are not proper animals or pets, they are just a way of God saying up yours. ::)
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We've got three of the bastard things... evil:
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Your ginger cat is the loudest , most annoying cat on the planet evil:
Sits on your head if you are sunbathing noooo: , chews on your clothes if you are sitting down , wants to 'talk' to you if you are watching TV , weaves between your legs if you try and walk.
I'm afraid I just don't have the patience redface:
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Your ginger cat is the loudest , most annoying cat on the planet evil:
Sits on your head if you are sunbathing noooo: , chews on your clothes if you are sitting down , wants to 'talk' to you if you are watching TV , weaves between your legs if you try and walk.
I'm afraid I just don't have the patience redface:
Nor me... it has driven me mental and I've only been back five minutes! cussing:
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Sits on your head if you are sunbathing
chews on your clothes if you are sitting down
wants to 'talk' to you if you are watching TV
weaves between your legs if you try and walk.
Is this BM or the cat?
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rubschin:
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We've got three of the bastard things... evil:
Would you like them..... rubschin: eliminated.
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We've got three of the bastard things... evil:
Would you like them..... rubschin: eliminated.
Oh yes! eveilgrin:
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LL would never forgive you nonono:
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Mrs G'e best friend, who now lives in France, has got an eye watering, staggeringingly unbelievable 16 of the vile apologies for an animal.
Appartently her neighbours think she is a bit odd, as the French aren't too fussed on these curry fodder creatures.
I have assured her that they are totally correct.
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LL would never forgive you nonono:
I don't live with LL though. whistle:
I'll draw a contract up + expenses like...cash. ;)
You'll never know I've been. noooo:
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Don't get me wrong I'm not a cat lover either - but BM should think very carefully before he risks a catrastion of his own whistle:
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Don't get me wrong I'm not a cat lover either - but BM should think very carefully before he risks a catrastion of his own whistle:
It'd be nowt to do with him. I'll arrange for him to be hundreds of miles away during the 'proceedures'.
Bears DON'T take prisoners, especially at this time of the year when grub is scarce like. eveilgrin:
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Did we not comment on this over Sunday Lunch? whistle:
redface:
Two hundred and thirteen freaking Pounds tho! cussing:
Coab, how much did you have?. It would probably have been cheaper to send it as cargo,
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Did we not comment on this over Sunday Lunch? whistle:
redface:
Two hundred and thirteen freaking Pounds tho! cussing:
Coab, how much did you have?. It would probably have been cheaper to send it as cargo,
215Kg... redface:
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Don't get me wrong I'm not a cat lover either - but BM should think very carefully before he risks a catrastion of his own whistle:
It'd be nowt to do with him. I'll arrange for him to be hundreds of miles away during the 'proceedures'.
Bears DON'T take prisoners, especially at this time of the year when grub is scarce like. eveilgrin:
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I'm very tempted... what could go wrong? rubschin:
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Back on topic -
Coloured tights, especially tartan etc. sick2:
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Back on topic -
Coloured tights, especially tartan etc. sick2:
Blargh! sick2:
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Back on topic -
Coloured tights, especially tartan etc. sick2:
It WAS on topic. ::)
PET hates, and we hate them as pets...well of the feline variety anyway. evil:
I also dislike yoofs intensely, and come to think of it, people in general.
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Currently I only have one pet hate. Mike utter, utter, utter, cnut Ashley. Angry9:
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Currently I only have one pet hate. Mike utter, utter, utter, cnut Ashley. Angry9:
Remind me please. I feel I should know who he is as the name rings a bell, but it slips my memory. redface:
Too many belts to me 'ed. ::)
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
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Currently I only have one pet hate. Mike utter, utter, utter, cnut Ashley. Angry9:
Remind me please. I feel I should know who he is as the name rings a bell, but it slips my memory. redface:
Too many belts to me 'ed. ::)
He's the useless southern gobshite who currently owns NUFC.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6972.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6972.0)
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
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Currently I only have one pet hate. Mike utter, utter, utter, cnut Ashley. Angry9:
Remind me please. I feel I should know who he is as the name rings a bell, but it slips my memory. redface:
Too many belts to me 'ed. ::)
He's the useless southern gobshite who currently owns NUFC.
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6972.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6972.0)
Of course. sorry. redface: redface:
The man is a pure genius in twatmanship and should be lynched accordingly. eveilgrin:
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
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Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
Best case scenario its hidden by the wrinkles and cellulite. whistle:
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
No....she hasn't. eeek:
I don't believe it. noooo:
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
No....she hasn't. eeek:
I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler... noooo:
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Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
Best case scenario its hidden by the wrinkles and cellulite. whistle:
sick2:.....looks like it's ham and cheese butty and Asda's large crimbo cake bar for dinner for the 2nd time within 30 minutes.
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
No....she hasn't. eeek:
I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler... noooo:
I'll be 'avin' werds with her if this is true, oh yes. eveilgrin:
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
No....she hasn't. eeek:
I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler... noooo:
I'll be 'avin' werds with her if this is true, oh yes. eveilgrin:
You tell her... she wouldn't listen to me... noooo:
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Tattoos.... sick2:
And piercings - especially blokes with rings in their lips! noooo:
Oh yes, and even werser on wimmin.
EVEN Mrs Growler agrees with me on this one!! eeek:
Can you just imagine what some of these 'trendy' girlies are gonna look like when they become old wrinkly bints with 'Come and gerrit lads' tattooed on their arses?
I know, I told Miss D that when she was here... noooo:
No....she hasn't. eeek:
I don't believe it. noooo:
Disgusterous growler... noooo:
I'll be 'avin' werds with her if this is true, oh yes. eveilgrin:
You tell her... she wouldn't listen to me... noooo:
Oh I WILL.No worries there.
I'm not the shy retiring type that shrinks behind the door when a wumman speaks. Explode:
No mice here matey! noooo:
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Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker? whistle:
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Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker? whistle:
::)
You ask her...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
whistle:
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Is this a genuite tat BM or did you wait till Miss D was totally pissed then went to work with a permanent marker? whistle:
::)
You ask her...
Dear Miss D,
Is Zorbald correct in saying you have 'Come and gerrit lads' tattoed on your arse? And if so is it a genuine tat or did he get mischevous with a permanent marker after getting you pissed?
Many thanks
GM whistle:
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No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod evil:
They are disgusterous
I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all whistle:
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No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod evil:
They are disgusterous
I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all whistle:
Perfection then ~ because even perfection needs a minor flaw to show it off ;)
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No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod evil:
They are disgusterous
I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all whistle:
Perfection then ~ because even perfection needs a minor flaw to show it off ;)
Aha, I always wondered why LL put up with Zorbald whistle:
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I must have been thinking of somebody else like.... redface:
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You've been branding goats in your sleep, haven't you? whistle:
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You've been branding goats in your sleep, haven't you? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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On topic ...
Cyclists in the dark without lights, reflectors etc evil:
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No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod evil:
They are disgusterous
I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all whistle:
Perfection then ~ because even perfection needs a minor flaw to show it off ;)
You gotta luv u cloud9:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
whistle:
Hey....Priceless
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No I feckin do not have any markings on my bod evil:
They are disgusterous
I only have a few freckles on my back and that is all whistle:
Barman must have joined the dots
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He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist ;)
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He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist ;)
lol:
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BTW...How do you know that you have freckles on your back? rubschin: lol:
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He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist ;)
M.D. Please accept my 'umblest of apologies for even doubting that your body is nowt but a mystic temple of unrivaled 'eavenly untatooed heavenly delight of feministic booty, just as I believed all along.cloud9:
B.M. YOU ARE A RAMPAGING TROUBLEMAKING SHIT STIRRING OLD BALDY TWAT. evil:
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He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist ;)
M.D. Please accept my 'umblest of apologies for even doubting that your body is nowt but a mystic temple of unrivaled 'eavenly untatooed heavenly delight of feministic booty, just as I believed all along.cloud9:
B.M. YOU ARE A RAMPAGING TROUBLEMAKING SHIT STIRRING OLD BALDY TWAT. evil:
lol: lol: lol:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
eeek:
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M.D. Please accept my 'umblest of apologies for even doubting that your body is nowt but a mystic temple of unrivaled 'eavenly untatooed heavenly delight of feministic booty, just as I believed all along.cloud9:
I think you have OD'd on Marmite eeek:
I am going to buy you loads more cloud9:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
evil:
Blonde...
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happy001 happy001 happy001
Stop it now - my ribs are hurting lol:
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evil:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
evil:
Blonde...
Yeeeessssssssssss ~ well ........ One man's blonde is another man's white I suppose but from the photographs I have seen I'd say that TMR is right. I'll grant that you have a partial covering of silver on the bonce. Not a lot but enough to prevent a shout of "Egghead!"
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
evil:
Blonde...
Yeeeessssssssssss ~ well ........ One man's blonde is another man's white I suppose but from the photographs I have seen I'd say that TMR is right. I'll grant that you have a partial covering of silver on the bonce. Not a lot but enough to prevent a shout of "Egghead!"
**cough**
It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
whistle:
Mind you, all things are relative eh TMR? point:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
evil:
Blonde...
Yeeeessssssssssss ~ well ........ One man's blonde is another man's white I suppose but from the photographs I have seen I'd say that TMR is right. I'll grant that you have a partial covering of silver on the bonce. Not a lot but enough to prevent a shout of "Egghead!"
**cough**
It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
whistle:
Mind you, all things are relative eh TMR? point:
I take it we are comparing apples with pears here?
To a baldy a comb-over can look convincing they say.
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He's only a piss artist not an artistic artist ;)
B.M. YOU ARE A RAMPAGING TROUBLEMAKING SHIT STIRRING OLD VERY NEARLY BALDY WHITE HAIRED TWAT. evil:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
It was a wig attached to his Guido Fawkes hat. ::)
A white wig? rubschin:
evil:
Blonde...
Yeeeessssssssssss ~ well ........ One man's blonde is another man's white I suppose but from the photographs I have seen I'd say that TMR is right. I'll grant that you have a partial covering of silver on the bonce. Not a lot but enough to prevent a shout of "Egghead!"
**cough**
It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
whistle:
Mind you, all things are relative eh TMR? point:
I take it we are comparing apples with pears here?
To a baldy a comb-over can look convincing they say.
evil:
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If it's any consolation my white (and I started to go grey at the age of 16) hair is getting ever sparser ~ but then I am 62 and it is a known side effect of the beta-blockers I have to take. I have been contemplating having it cut very short to make it look deliberate but have decided to let nature take its course. whistle:
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
Toady, lickspittle. ::)
I assume he has some dark secret of yours for leverage now. rubschin:
Did you turn up at Westminster on a Lambretta?
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It is my duty to confirm that BM actually has a pretty fine head of hair.
Toady, lickspittle. ::)
I assume he has some dark secret of yours for leverage now. rubschin:
Did you turn up at Westminster on a Lambretta?
lol:
Wearing a Parker and an Esso tigers tail 'anging off the multi mirrored 'andlebars no doubt too. redface:
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::)
I have less hair than BM, but there again mine is clippered to a grade 3 length.
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Back to Pet Hates ~ The THW's bedroom ~ just after she left for college this morning evil:
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Back to Pet Hates ~ The THW's bedroom ~ just after she left for college this morning evil:
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Last week she complained that somebody had been interfering with things in her room.
She got very angry041: when her mother and I happy001 happy001 and asked how she could tell.
Apparently "things were too tidy" ::)
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Yep - that is about average cry:
Other pet hates :- dust evil:
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Back to Pet Hates ~ The THW's bedroom ~ just after she left for college this morning evil:
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'bout the same state as Mini Moose's room tbh Snoops, so you are not alone in this werld of girlie shite. noooo:
I've now given up and never venture in there for fear of breaking me neck. evil:
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Back to Pet Hates ~ The THW's bedroom ~ just after she left for college this morning evil:
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'bout the same state as Mini Moose's room tbh Snoops, so you are not alone in this werld of girlie shite. noooo:
I've now given up and never venture in there for fear of breaking me neck. evil:
I normally only go in there to gather up cups n mugs when we run short in the kitchen but this morning she left the door ajar and I couldn't resist the piccy opportunity.
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Why please why do they all appear to be the same? How can you live like that ey?
I'm not the tidiest in the werld granted, but they are just in a totally different dimension. eeek:
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Dunno mate ~ the elder daughter, who is now 39, was just the same until she was about 30. Now she phones me to rant about her soon to be 16yo daughter and the child's "slovenly ways ~ surely I wasn't like that?"
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I am quite a tidy person redface: and the Brat's room drives me to despair as I have mentioned before evil:
It is officially the liar of The Gruffalo noooo:
I have now stopped picking up her discarded clothes so if they are not in the washing basket they do not get washed whistle:
The arguments that has caused with school uniforms and her 'favourite' jeans lately have been monumental 8)
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With 3 children in the house I have long refused to pick up dirty clothes. Their mother however usually caves in once a week on the grounds that if she doesn't it "will lead to a row" ~ Precisely eveilgrin:
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I threatened to scoop the lot up and lob it out the window into the front garden.
It cut no ice with the ice maiden, and the room remains a war zone re-inactment. evil:
She went out this morning wearing 2 odd socks. ::)
Now Growler jnr's room............... cloud9:
Why the massive difference? Everything in the right place, bed made etc etc. Unbelievable. noooo:
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TBH the boys have never been as bad as the THW who has always been an untidy monkey, even when very small. She was one of those babies who always looked a heap no matter how often we changed her clothes.
The older boy is now moving toward teenhood and so is copying his big sister to a degree (there is more than a bit of "Why should I when she doesn't?" about it all) whilst the littlest is caught between two conflicting emotions. He still desperately wants to be a "good boy" but at the same time he cannot resist copying his brother who he sees as "getting away with it" so one half of his room is tidy and neat whilst the other half is covered with inside out shirts and toys waiting to go back in the cupboard.
Both boys were "Glass of Milk" babies. Always neat and tidy.
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Because teenage girls are too busy every night talking on the phone , MSN, Bebo, Facebook etc that there is absolutely no time to do cleaning evil: evil: evil:
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Because teenage girls are too busy every night talking on the phone , MSN, Bebo, Facebook etc that there is absolutely no time to do cleaning evil: evil: evil:
Yes she does that and calls it "Homework" ~ must think I'm stoopid. Meanwhile at the other end of the interweb conversations is the BF who is, so she tell me, meticulously tidy. Only an impending visit from him can get her tidying her room.
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Because teenage girls are too busy every night talking on the phone , MSN, Bebo, Facebook etc that there is absolutely no time to do cleaning evil: evil: evil:
Nail hit head. evil:
EXACTLY!! evil:
...and what do they find to talk about all bloody night long that they can't talk about at scooell ey?
Shite, that's what, pure and utter todge.
I can't get near this bloody thing most evenings now. She claims to be doing her 'omewerk most of the time...my arse.
Her retort is "would you rather i was out on the streets smoking boozing and hanging 'round with lads then ey"? ::)
Got a bloody answer for everything ey? I swear they swap notes on how to deal with us 'old farts' eveilgrin:
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Because teenage girls are too busy every night talking on the phone , MSN, Bebo, Facebook etc that there is absolutely no time to do cleaning evil: evil: evil:
Yes she does that and calls it "Homework" ~ must think I'm stoopid. Meanwhile at the other end of the interweb conversations is the BF who is, so she tell me, meticulously tidy. Only an impending visit from him can get her tidying her room.
HA HA!! We must have typed the same thing at the same time! lol:
Strange in'it...not?
I've still got the 'boyfriend thing' to come yet.
That is going to be a dark cold and bleak season when it arrives.
I'm totally and utterly dreading it with much fear and anguish.
Lives could be lost, and I'm not too sure whose. scared2:
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Because teenage girls are too busy every night talking on the phone , MSN, Bebo, Facebook etc that there is absolutely no time to do cleaning evil: evil: evil:
Yes she does that and calls it "Homework" ~ must think I'm stoopid. Meanwhile at the other end of the interweb conversations is the BF who is, so she tell me, meticulously tidy. Only an impending visit from him can get her tidying her room.
HA HA!! We must have typed the same thing at the same time! lol:
Strange in'it...not?
I've still got the 'boyfriend thing' to come yet.
That is going to be a dark cold and bleak season when it arrives.
I'm totally and utterly dreading it with much fear and anguish.
Lives could be lost, and I'm not too sure whose. scared2:
Nothing you can do about boyfriends mate ~ the more you object the more deceitful the daughter becomes.
You tell her you have doubts about a boy he suddenly becomes the most attractive thing she has ever seen and she will walk barefoot over broken glass and hot coals to get to him.
We have settled for keeping everything in the open and making sure we know at least some of what is going on. Boyfriend is welcomed and treated like one of the family even if he is a little twerp. Oh and we made sure she is on the pill. You can't stop 'em so we reckon it is better to try to prevent any unwanted complications.
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This is one thing I'm really going to need help on...really. I can't get me 'ed 'round some grunty greasy little spotty oink having his slimy gropy mitts on her. cussing:
My patience and acceptance threshold on these matters is in sub zero territory. eveilgrin:
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Simple fact is that once she starts with boys she will do it no matter what you say or do.
You can't lock her up in a tower to wait for her hair to grow.
They always find a way and the more you oppose it the more she will do it.
I hate the idea too ~ I was a boy once and I know what is going on but as far as the THW is concerned they invented sex. How she supposes she and her brothers got here God only knows. I did ask her once and she replied that it was "Too gross to even think about" ::)
All a father can do is hope that the child has enough good sense to be careful and to remember all you have tried to teach her.
Other than that you are a free taxi service, provider of funds, and general facilitator of her enjoyment of being young ~ just don't expect to be listened to.
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Been there, done that (Miss Piggy now 30). I don't envy you lot at all... noooo:
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Been there, done that (Miss Piggy now 30). I don't envy you lot at all... noooo:
Being the so called gaffer around 'ere like, aren't you supposed to be givin' us mere mortals some moral support, hope and positive vibes like? happy100
I feel full of dread and despondancy now. scared2:
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Been there, done that (Miss Piggy now 30). I don't envy you lot at all... noooo:
Being the so called gaffer around 'ere like, aren't you supposed to be givin' us mere mortals some moral support, hope and positive vibes like? happy100
I feel full of dread and despondancy now. scared2:
Have a pint... best advice I can give... noooo:
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As I'm sure Barman & Snoops will agree, it doesn't get any easier the older they get !
Saddlers daughter will be 29 on Saturday & she still expects Daddy to bail her out of trouble.
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Oh yes ~ I stopped at the church door to say "It's not too late, say the word and we are back in that car and out of here"
"Oh no Daddy ~ This is what I want"
So I walked her down the aisle and gave her away.
5 years or less later the phone rang.
"Daddy I can't stand another minute can you come and collect me and the baby?"
So I drove 250 miles through the night and took her back. Banghead
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Oh christus... I haven't been through that one yet... noooo:
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Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband whistle:
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Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet! cussing:
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Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet! cussing:
Christ on a bike. I hadn't even considerd that pending financial disaster. Banghead
First whiff of any geezers 'round 'ere, and I'll be heading off back to them there 'ills with me furry mates. cloud9:
Totally irresponsible I know, but a skint bear has to do what a skint bear has to do. happy088
Speed that signature of mine up about 100 times, and add some paw smoke to get some sort of idea of the rapidness of my departure.
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Don't worry BM ~ we found her another husband whistle:
We haven't paid for the first bloody wedding yet! cussing:
I paid for the first one ~ after that she paid for any subsequent weddings. Seemed that might put a brake on her and so far it has worked. ;D
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The Brat was given ?20 on Monday for lunches at school. Today is Wednesday ...I would have thought that lunch being ?3.50 a day she can manage with that. especially as tomorrow she has a target setting day and is only required to be in school for half an hour and Friday they have an inset day Banghead Banghead Banghead
She is in a foul mood tonight - I am steering clear. We have already had one tiff. So in she comes and apologises for being rude eeek: - then says she is going to go shopping tomorrow with her friend after her target setting interview thing. Fine I say.
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She's still standing there whistle:
"You alright" I ask ?
"Well since you ask mutha" ..she says..."could I have some money to go shopping with ?"....
" What happened to the ?20 I gave you on Monday " I politely enquire
this results in an astonished look , an puff of hot air out of her mouth and then incredibly " I can't believe you're gonna be like that " she says
Strop, stomp, storm upstairs
Shrugs:
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Give it 15 years and she will be fine.
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Miss D will be 57 then
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Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert! point:
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My age is no secret .... I am not in denial whistle:
How are the 50th birthday celebration plans coming along for next year lol:
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We are recycling the celebrations of my 60th evil:
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Is getting old (er) a pet hate for all of us then whistle:
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No ~ just the paucity of celebrations sad24:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ttXhBgnQns&feature
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Is getting old (er) a pet hate for all of us then whistle:
Personally speaking like, it doesn't actually bother me too much.
If you can't control or influence summat, don't bother worrying and fretting yer life over on it. Counter productive.
I'm still infantile young in me 'eart, and that's what matters.
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She's still standing there whistle:
"You alright" I ask ?
"Well since you ask mutha" ..she says..."could I have some money to go shopping with ?"....
" What happened to the ?20 I gave you on Monday " I politely enquire
this results in an astonished look , an puff of hot air out of her mouth and then incredibly " I can't believe you're gonna be like that " she says
Strop, stomp, storm upstairs
Shrugs:
I can hear and see all that in my mind so so so clearly. ::)
Almost as if I was actually there like. eeek:
So familiar a scenario. Banghead
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THW this morning ~ to her mother
"I need £15 for a geology trip next week, I have to take the money in today or tomorrow"
SWWLTBO "Well your father did sort out your EMA (Educational Maintenance Allowance) for you and you get £30 per week from the Government to pay for such things and your father did shell out £57 a month ago to buy you those text books for the course that you then dropped.................."
THW "Sooooooooo ..... I am expected to pay for it myself am I?"
SWWLTBO (Brightly) "Unless you want to ask your father for it because I am not going to"
THW (To whom I have never actually said no when it comes to paying for school trips, books etc) "Huh ~ well he won't pay for it will he!"
I heard all this going on and wisely kept out of it. She left for school complaining how nobody cared and how she supposed she would have to find the money from somewhere even if it meant walking the streets.
I larfed lol: lol: lol:
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I larfed lol: lol: lol:
Funnily enuf, I've just larfed too.
Oh dear oh dear. Are they all tuned exactly the same way? lol:
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Snap lol:
I normally get ....you should be grateful I am not doing drugs or am a hoody ::) ( whilst wearing a tracksuit top with a hood on - I decide not to point that out at this time lol: )
As soon as she leaves home I'm emigrating cloud9:
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Snap lol:
I normally get ....you should be grateful I am not doing drugs or am a hoody ::) ( whilst wearing a tracksuit top with a hood on - I decide not to point that out at this time lol: )
As soon as she leaves home I'm emigrating cloud9:
As previously stated, exactly (virtually) the same werds from Miss Moosey when I dare scared2: to have a go at her ragarding the time she spends on here talking shite to her friends.
I've quite openly told Mrs G that I'm off when they go.
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She takes after you then
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She takes after you then
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noooo:
cussing:
On what grounds do you base that on then ey? rubschin:
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She takes after you then
eeek:
noooo:
cussing:
On what grounds do you base that on then ey? rubschin:
the time she spends on here talking shite to her friends
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Hey- Nick has got his fighting spirit back cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Quite like old times with those two bickering in the background cloud9:
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Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert! point:
Indeed, those tablets are very good.
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He's heading for a bloody slap. cussing:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, have you looked and compared 'post counts' lately? happy001
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Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert! point:
Indeed, those tablets are very good.
Have you been ordering from your junk emails again DS ;)
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He's heading for a bloody slap. cussing:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, have you looked and compared 'post counts' lately? happy001
A quickly Growler summary will suffice for me rubschin:
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Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert! point:
::) Her age is in her profile. I merely did the math ;)
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No and I surely wouldn't lie about such a thing ;)
I was never very good at maths lol:
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Miss D will be 57 then
Stalker alert! point:
::) Her age is in her profile. I merely did the math ;)
But is that her current age?
Do profiles update annually or does your age stay the same?
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No ...I am 42 sad24:
Add 15 years that will make me 57 cry: sad24: cry: sad24:
Therefore one must conclude that profiles update annually and that the one bloody thing that does work round here is the age counter censored:
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Sorry redface:
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Its not your fault ...it's only a number after all ;)
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Its not your fault ...it's only a number after all ;)
It is NOT a number, it is a free man.
That should save you a few bob
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Free you say rubschin:
Where would one go to find such a creature eyes:
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You only have to ask my dear whistle:
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No ...I am 42 sad24:
Add 15 years that will make me 57 cry: sad24: cry: sad24:
Therefore one must conclude that profiles update annually and that the one bloody thing that does work round here is the age counter censored:
Holy hell fire. You're only a baby still. Not even 'run in' yet. noooo:
I almost feel guilty chattin' you up with me charm like. Could be accused of cradle snatchin' 'ere. scared2:
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I am most definitely run in ... or is that run down rubschin:
Don't worry - I must have missed the chatting me up with your charm bit, probably busy blinking or something lol:
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I am most definitely run in ... or is that run down rubschin:
Don't worry - I must have missed the chatting me up with your charm bit, probably busy blinking or something lol:
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Flour moths evil: evil: angry041:
Back on topic, sorry redface:
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Eeeww, just Googled them, why on earth would anyone want those as pets or have I got hold of the wrong end of the stick?
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Stick, wrong end, definitely ... evil:
They are being brought to ground if flying and stamped upon or, if stationary, Dysoned razz:
Hey, if you can hoover, why can't you dyson? ... specially with the nozzle attachments eveilgrin:
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'Cos Hoover got in first I suspect.
My late FiL was very pedantic about such things. One "Vacuumed" , one ate a "meal" never dinner, tea or supper. He would ask "What are we having for our meal tonight?" He never wore a jumper or a cardigan but always a "Woollen" Used to drive me up the wall Banghead
I suppose it came of being a "Boffin" ~ he was a research chemist.
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Stick, wrong end, definitely ... evil:
They are being brought to ground if flying and stamped upon or, if stationary, Dysoned razz: So now you are making paper out of them,how very original.
Hey, if you can hoover, why can't you dyson? ... specially with the nozzle attachments eveilgrin:
My BIL takes great delight in hoovering flies out of the sky, this is a very delicate movement which involves fancy footwork and a high level of nozzel manipulation. He has a degree in cybernetics which helps IMHO. It is fun to watch point and laugh though I hate to admit it, well that is our Christmas entertainment sorted for another year... whistle:
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The Dyson nozzle attachment 72 step form has not yet been accepted by the Beijing Committee for Chinese Martial Arts. This is a lamentable omission and one that I will clearly have to work on during the winter months.
I might be some time ;)
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What is this shite? Shrugs:
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Don't look at me ~ I only work here. whistle:
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Children and their ability to lose just about fffing everything.
The Brat's dad has just been to collect her. Ask her if she has got everything ...yep she replies ..."hold on I will just get my bus pass as I have football on Sunday "
45 minutes later and her room completely turned upside down - " must have lost it she says" Shrugs:
She can only travel free on the buses if she has one of these - they are ?10 to replace each time and this is the 4th one I will need to replace in about 9 months evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
I am not going to replace it for at least 2 weeks - make her feckin walk everywhere . She might take care of it better in future Banghead
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She won't of course.
You could look in her room yourself whilst she is away ~ take plenty of valium and collapso first.