The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 02, 2007, 09:37:20 PM
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ME!
I cannot believe just how stupid I am sometimes, eeek: and I therefore have to openly confess that I came so close to having probably the most embarrasing moment of my life.
I would have been ridiculed forever,and deservedly so too, and hope the self inflicted punishment of writing this for you all to share and deservedly mock and critisise me, and myself reading this post 5000 times, may JUST knock some sense into my exceedingly thick bloody skull.
When you are at a funeral....................................................................
TURN YOUR BLOODY MOBILE PHONE OFF!
Thank the Lord it did not ring, MUPPET! evil:
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ME!
I cannot believe just how stupid I am sometimes, eeek: and I therefore have to openly confess that I came so close to having probably the most embarrasing moment of my life.
I would have been ridiculed forever,and deservedly so too, and hope the self inflicted punishment of writing this for you all to share and deservedly mock and critisise me, and myself reading this post 5000 times, may JUST knock some sense into my exceedingly thick bloody skull.
When you are at a funeral....................................................................
TURN YOUR BLOODY MOBILE PHONE OFF!
Thank the Lord it did not ring, MUPPET! evil:
was it yours?? -----------The funeral that is . eyes:
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I do hope your ringtone wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo)
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I do hope your ringtone wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo)
The url contained a malformed video id.
Try again. ::)
I'd be the first person to critisise anyone who did this....if it had rung. evil:
My head swims at just the thought of it tbh.
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I do hope your ringtone wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXmatewo)
The url contained a malformed video id.
Try again. ::)
I'd be the first person to critisise anyone who did this....if it had rung. evil:
My head swims at just the thought of it tbh.
If we are to be brutally honest here....
We would all have to say "been there - Got the T shirt"
When I lived abroad, some folk visited from the UK and stayed a few days. We had to go out at the point when they were leaving so we said all our goodbyes and promised to meet in another place.
We were delayed, and so didn't get back home until after dark when we were most surprised to see their car still there but being so late we decided to leave the WTF's? until the morning.
When I went down to see why they were still there, I found him in his car painting in big black letters all over his car's dashboard....
KEEP FUCKING RIGHT - IDIOT !!!
The sad story was that they took off five minutes after us and rammed the local doctor as he was coming over the brow of the bridge about 100 yards away nearly totalling both cars ................
I tried not to ..... Really! I did ......
But I had to laugh. point:
He is no longer my friend. cry:
The doctor kept talking about me too ::) Saying that I should have a sign saying "Keep Right" when leaving my house. eeek:
He was no longer my friend either. confused:
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Can't be arsed sorry, The Jam - Going Underground...
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My ?phone makes more noise when you switch it off than it does when it rings ? therefore in such situations (also concerts, etc.) I have a dilemma as to which is best, switch it off or hope that nobody calls me.
Last time I switched it off at a concert the four rows in front of me turned round and glared ? the bloody show hadn?t even started!
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Or instead of switching it off completely perhaps just turn the ringer to silent? ::)
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Or instead of switching it off completely perhaps just turn the ringer to silent? ::)
doh:
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Oh dear, oh dear. noooo:
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Oh dear, oh dear. noooo:
Well, I am poorly...
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Not a problem for me.
Nobody ever rings. sad24:
Probably because I don't give anyone the number.