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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 02:44:43 PM

Title: Not looking
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Ok so there is that rare species of people that walk forwards whilst looking backwards. You can see them coming at you and so you prepare for impact knowing the inevitable is going to happen  evil:

But I have just popped down to the shops to get some supplies in and as I was doing so passed the proverbial white van parked down the side road. The window was open  and an elbow sticking out resting his weary arm  ::)

As I am just about to pass blokey takes what must have been the dregs of his cup of tea and just throws it out the window.....all over me  ( well my shoes and jeans )

He must have heard my remark of dissatisfaction  censored: - as he turned round and once seeing what he had down started to utter words of apology. Too late Miss D had stormed off not in a mood to communicate with a primate this afternoon  evil:

Why don't people just look, just raise your head or turn it in the right direction   - it's not much to ask surely  noooo:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2009, 02:46:40 PM
And you not liking hot drinks too...  happy100
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 02:50:35 PM
I'm gonna go back and key his van in a minute  evil:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 12, 2009, 02:50:35 PM
I'm gonna go back and key his van in a minute  evil:
Mace and a cup of boiling coffee in his lap.
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 03:24:24 PM
I'll just scratch my calling card onto the side of the van  whistle:

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Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 03:36:58 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 12, 2009, 03:24:24 PM
I'll just scratch my calling card onto the side of the van  whistle:

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lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 12, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
But surely that is an elephant. whistle:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
I try , I really do  noooo:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 04:29:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 12, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
I try , I really do  noooo:

We all see you are trying.
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2009, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 12, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
But surely that is an elephant. whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not looking
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 04:38:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 12, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
But surely that is an elephant. whistle:

It has been snorting Viagra if it is.