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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 08:57:26 AM
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Women wanting cosmetic surgery are more at risk than ever from 'greedy' doctors and supermarketstyle offers, experts warn.
Women are being damaged by procedures sold directly to them and products that do not undergo rigorous testing for efficacy and safety. Many procedures, such as barbed thread facelifts ? where a thread with a barbed hook is inserted under the skin to pull it taught ? fall out of fashion as complications and lack of effectiveness emerge.
Nigel Mercer, president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said: 'We have reached a stage where public expectation, driven by media hype and professional greed, has brought us to a perfect storm in the cosmetic surgical market.'
He added that a 'massive increase in marketing', including discount vouchers, 2-for-1 offers and holidays with surgery, was also to blame.
'In no other area of medicine is there such an unregulated mess,' said Mr Mercer
If I had decided I needed any work done and went to see someone who was going to operate on me and they then proceeded to offer me a 2 for 1 deal I would out of that door before you know it.
I know people that have gone abroad to get dental work done - simply because it is so much cheaper and it seems to have gone ok - must admit I would be extremely hesitant to do such a thing.
But this whole area does seem to be a licence to print money and prey on the vanity women ( on which we are so vulnerable noooo: )
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Not a matter that will ever concern me sparkle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRPohOA8WI&feature
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I'm sure they can do something for over sized heads whistle:
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Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck! whistle:
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oversized d*ck
Do you mean a goose?
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Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck! whistle:
Self praise and all that whistle:
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Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck! whistle:
Self praise and all that whistle:
If I don't no bugger else will.
Eric Sykes autobiog is titled "If I don't write it .....Nobody else will" and that about sums it up. surrender:
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Tattoo removal - BOGOF! whistle:
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Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
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Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
lol: lol: lol:
All the big ones have gone now...
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You and Snoopy both eh ::)
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You and Snoopy both eh ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Some good news for you and Snoops, BM whistle:
Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.
Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.
The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.
Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ
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Some good news for you and Snoops, BM whistle:
Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.
Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.
The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.
Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ
rubschin: Two words not normally seen together in a scientific context
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For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags redface:
The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
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For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags redface:
The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
rubschin:
Usually a sports car, a job in the banking sector or politics and delusional self belief noooo: noooo: noooo:
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It is clear you have had some unpleasant experiences with penises/peni and their attachments noooo:
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Thank you Dr Nick lol:
I think I'm over the worst of it now though rubschin:
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I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails... rubschin:
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No, in your case marshmallow whistle:
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I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails... rubschin:
Well that may well take account of your looks but I was referring to bigger knobheads whistle:
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Nobody loves me... sad24:
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sad24:
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I have no need of penis implants thank you and if you want to confirm that statement you only have to ask. whistle:
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It's alright ...I seen the reference to it in the Guinness Book of World Records ::)
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He whittled it himself out of real organic wood ::)
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Nothing like a good bit of olive wood......... several hundred years old razz:
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I have pondered on this thread for a while now. I am the first to admit that I am rapidly heading toward 50, my body parts are heading south and it's not just for the winter and I have had children, (for those not in the know children = stretch marks redface:)on the whole they were my own. Would I want my bits tampered with, no, on the whole not, especially not on a buy one get one free basis. I want to grow old disgracefully in my own unaltered body. I sort of know my way around it now. cloud9:
I used to have a very nice polished olive wood cheese board.
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MMmmmmmm
If I had the money and the time off work there is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start lol:
However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too
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MMmmmmmm
If I had the money and the time off work there is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start lol:
However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too
Yes, I grew to accept the wart on my nose as well.
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But giving it it's own name was a step too far I feel noooo:
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'Cromwell' is quite endearing
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MMmmmmmm
If I had the money and the time off work there is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start lol:
However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too
I bet it's your nose angel1
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MMmmmmmm
If I had the money and the time off work there is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start lol:
However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too
I bet it's your nose angel1
Do try to keep up ::)
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I am on a fooking Virgin train. Nothing can be kept up with at all Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I am on a fooking Virgin train. Nothing can be kept up with at all Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Different cows now?
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HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT IS DARK
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MMmmmmmm
If I had the money and the time off work there is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start lol:
However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too
I bet it's your nose angel1
No - that is what it is shrugs:
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Eh?
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The nose have it
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Popcorn:
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The eyes have it then?
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It's getting like the House of Commons in here tonight lol:
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It's getting like the House of Commons in here tonight lol:
Growler claimed for a bear house in the swamp
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and Cromwell was on your payroll I am led to believe whistle:
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It's OK he's a relative. ;)