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Title: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 08:57:26 AM
Women wanting cosmetic surgery are more at risk than ever from 'greedy' doctors and supermarketstyle offers, experts warn.

Women are being damaged by procedures sold directly to them and products that do not undergo rigorous testing for efficacy and safety. Many procedures, such as barbed thread facelifts ? where a thread with a barbed hook is inserted under the skin to pull it taught ? fall out of fashion as complications and lack of effectiveness emerge.

Nigel Mercer, president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said: 'We have reached a stage where public expectation, driven by media hype and professional greed, has brought us to a perfect storm in the cosmetic surgical market.'
He added that a 'massive increase in marketing', including discount vouchers, 2-for-1 offers and holidays with surgery, was also to blame.
'In no other area of medicine is there such an unregulated mess,' said Mr Mercer



If I had decided I needed any work done and went to see someone who was going to operate on me and they then  proceeded to offer  me a 2 for 1 deal I would out of that door before you know it.

I know people that have gone abroad to get dental work done - simply because it is so much cheaper and it seems to have gone ok - must admit I would be extremely hesitant to do such a thing.

But this whole area does seem to be a licence to print money and prey on the vanity women ( on which we are so vulnerable  noooo: )



Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 09:00:37 AM
Not a matter that will ever concern me  sparkle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRPohOA8WI&feature
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:05:35 AM
I'm sure they can do something for over sized heads  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 09:09:29 AM
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
oversized d*ck

Do you mean a goose?
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:42:49 AM
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:

Self praise and all that  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 10:14:06 AM
Necessary to balance my oversized d*ck!  whistle:

Self praise and all that  whistle:

If I don't no bugger else will.

Eric Sykes autobiog is titled "If I don't write it .....Nobody else will" and that about sums it up. surrender:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
Tattoo removal - BOGOF!  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2009, 03:24:33 PM
Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Soo have you managed to get rid of all of them BM?
lol: lol: lol:

All the big ones have gone now...
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 03:31:16 PM
You and Snoopy both eh  ::)
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 03:31:54 PM
You and Snoopy both eh  ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:09:51 PM
Some good news for you and Snoops, BM  whistle:

Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.

Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.

The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.

Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
Some good news for you and Snoops, BM  whistle:

Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.

Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the animals to father offspring.

The research is the most successful attempt yet to engineer penis tissue that works normally when implanted, and promises to have benefits for reconstructive surgery for human patients.

Another potential application is in cosmetic surgery for penis enlargement, though this will be limited by the risk of damage to a healthy organ


 rubschin: Two words not normally seen together in a scientific context
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags  redface:

The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:32:35 PM
For professinonal reasons I spent some time a few years back reading girls' teen mags  redface:

The agony and advice columns were amazing and one question stuck in my mind: "What is a penis made of?"
 rubschin:


Usually a sports car, a job in the banking sector or politics and delusional self belief  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:34:02 PM
It is clear you have had some unpleasant experiences with penises/peni and their attachments  noooo:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:36:39 PM
Thank you Dr Nick  lol:

I think I'm over the worst of it now though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 07:43:37 PM
I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:46:07 PM
No, in your case marshmallow  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
I thought it was slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails...  rubschin:

Well that may well take account of your looks but I was referring to bigger knobheads  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 07:49:52 PM
Nobody loves me...  sad24:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:51:55 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
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Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 08:21:47 PM
I have no need of penis implants thank you and if you want to confirm that statement you only have to ask. whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 08:24:48 PM
It's alright ...I seen the reference to it in the Guinness Book of World Records   ::)
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 08:26:31 PM
He whittled it himself out of real organic wood  ::)
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 08:28:48 PM
Nothing like a good bit of olive wood......... several hundred years old razz:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2009, 08:50:17 PM
I have pondered on this thread for a while now.   I am the first to admit that I am rapidly heading toward 50, my body parts are heading south and it's not just for the winter and I have had children,  (for those not in the know children = stretch marks  redface:)on the whole they were my own.  Would I want my bits tampered with, no, on the whole not, especially not on a buy one get one free basis. I want to grow old disgracefully in my own unaltered body. I sort of know my way around it now. cloud9:













I used to have a very nice polished olive wood cheese board.
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 08:58:41 PM
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too

Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too

Yes, I grew to accept the wart on my nose as well.
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:03:21 PM
But giving it it's own name was a step too far I feel  noooo:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:04:52 PM
'Cromwell' is quite endearing
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:09:30 PM
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too



I bet it's your nose  angel1
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:11:45 PM
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too



I bet it's your nose  angel1
Do try to keep up  ::)
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
I am on a fooking Virgin train. Nothing can be kept up with at all Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:14:48 PM
I am on a fooking Virgin train. Nothing can be kept up with at all Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Different cows now?
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:16:09 PM
HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT IS DARK
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:17:17 PM
MMmmmmmm

If I had the money and the time off work there  is probably one thing I wouldn't mind having done  - and this is not to do with enhancing or reducing or sucking out fatty deposits before the lewd remarks start  lol:

However the reality is this is unlikely to happen and I am fine with that too

I bet it's your nose  angel1


No - that is what it is  shrugs:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:19:30 PM
Eh?
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
The nose have it
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:34:22 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:37:52 PM
The eyes have it then?
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:40:15 PM
It's getting like the House of Commons in here tonight  lol:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:46:04 PM
It's getting like the House of Commons in here tonight  lol:

Growler claimed for a bear house in the swamp
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:50:53 PM
and Cromwell was on your payroll I am led to believe  whistle:
Title: Re: Cosmetic Surgery
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:56:37 PM
It's OK he's a relative.  ;)