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Title: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2009, 08:30:30 PM
Today, through the post, I received a fat envelope. I am over 60 (well I was 62 last July) and the Bowel Screening Service for Wales has caught up with me at last. It seems from their enclosed letter that all males over 60 are being offered screening for bowel cancer and the selected method is to send out a "Home Screening Kit". DIY testing for bowel cancer?  eeek:

Apparently not. I have to catch a few stools, take samples from them using the cardboard scrapers provided and put the resultant smears into a small cardboard folder. These must be dated (there are three samples required from three separate visits to the bog), enclosed in the plastic envelope provided and then sent to Cardiff through the post  eeek: eeek:

I kid you not lads ~ those of you under the age of 60 have much to look forward to.  lol:



Oh and I did phone the help desk and no, it has nothing to do with my recent arse operation ~ just a coincidence they claim.
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2009, 08:48:32 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2009, 09:00:34 PM
Like you Nick ~ I can't wait!  noooo:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 18, 2009, 09:14:25 PM
Just a tip but write all your details out on the sample containers before you have used them - a very common error  whistle:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
TBH I have serious doubts whether I will be using them at all. Apparently a lot never get returned.*












 rubschin: *Though I suppose the Posties might steal them  rubschin:



Here ~ Read all about it http://www.wales.nhs.uk/sites3/home.cfm?orgid=747
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 05:54:01 AM
Mental Note: Read no more of Snoopy's threads in the medical centre....  noooo:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Mental Note: Read no more of Snoopy's threads in the medical centre....  noooo:

BM prefers to remain in blissful ignorance of the indignities that age will heap upon him.
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 07:55:39 AM
 Yuk:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 07:57:50 AM
You have so much to look forward to  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 19, 2009, 08:03:46 AM
Mental Note: Read no more of Snoopy's threads in the medical centre....  noooo:

BM prefers to remain in blissful ignorance of the indignities that age will heap upon him.

I think he may be advanced for his age  whistle:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2009, 11:51:49 AM
I take it's another service paid for by English taxes. 
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
It is available in England as well  ::)

http://www.cancerscreening.nhs.uk/bowel/
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2009, 12:36:59 PM
Good - So it should be.
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
You can have my diabetes too if you like ~ I get free prescriptions in England because of it.
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 12:48:54 PM
  whistle:   http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6213547.stm
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:00:40 PM
This is more up to date: http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Guardian/documents/2009/09/16/Public_spending_160909.pdf
Spending in Wales by Westminster is a lot less than people think and of course these figures would need to be offset against any net contribution from Wales.
Don't believe all the propaganda that is spouted elsewhere. They only do it to wind certain people up.










Which is not to say that I don't  whistle:
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2009, 01:21:38 PM
  whistle:   http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6213547.stm


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Less money is being spent on the NHS per head of population in Wales than in the rest of the United Kingdom, according to official figures.

Well I'll go to foot of our stairs!

Having had polyps removed in the past I get regular checkups anyway but the screening is definitely a good idea.
Title: Re: Men over 60
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:25:27 PM
Yes ~ I agree that screening is a good idea ~ it was more the amusement factor of imagining the crooked postman opening the letter he has stolen to find the envelopes full of sh*t that I liked. That and the concept of DIY  ;)


Glad you get the check-ups ~ I had the polyp removal some 7 years ago and when I chased to find out why I hadn't had the promised call back for a check-up I was told "We don't do that anymore if the biopsy was negative"