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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 19, 2009, 09:11:58 AM
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Tonight I'm going to be generally ranting at teachers. cussing:
By 7 pm I will be throwing up violently sick2: listening to them going on about just how wonderful and the star pupil that she is. rubschin:
The perfect child that is a a teachers dream cloud9:
Well mannered, helpful, polite, hard working, trustworthy, punctual lah de dah de diddly dum .
I hear it every bastard year. ::)
WELL YOU WANNA COME DOWN TO GROWLER TOWERS FOR A WEEKEND, AND YOU'LL SOON CHANGE YOUR MISGUIDED BLOODY OPINIONS!! Banghead
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I have one on Tuesday night ...I can write it all now...
The Brat is an intelligent child and very popular at school....however she needs to listen more and stop talking and getting distracted so much in class
She could apply herself so much more although her grades and that are doing well she is not reaching her potential ....yadda yadda yadda
The Brat will come away and say he/ she doesn't like me anyway ...it's not my fault .... Banghead Banghead Banghead
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The Brat will come away and say he/ she doesn't like me anyway ...it's not my fault .... Banghead Banghead Banghead
They are all pre-programmed to spout the same phrases, I'm convinced of it.
This morning she just snarled and glared at me, got in the car and didn't speak.
My fault of course. angry041:
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Ahhh... the annual parents evening thread - you can almost set your watch by it! lol:
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It is no longer annual - do keep up .... whistle:
It is every bloody term
And you no longer have to set aside an hour or two this if from 5 - 8.30 and you will have to queue with hundreds of parents to see loads of different teachers over 4 floors ..even then you can guarantee you won't get around to all of them noooo:
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Ours are annual and not due untill the 10th March. Having twins makes it a right palaver though.
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It is no longer annual - do keep up .... whistle:
It is every bloody term
And you no longer have to set aside an hour or two this if from 5 - 8.30 and you will have to queue with hundreds of parents to see loads of different teachers over 4 floors ..even then you can guarantee you won't get around to all of them noooo:
Twice a year here. Strict timetable as to who we see and when, all dictated and chosen to by the Moosette of the North. ::)
She's agot a strop on today because i kicked off about her and her ever supportive mother insisting on watching that 'get me in there , I'm a failed superstar ' jungle shite programme last night, while i was watching a proper educational interesting documentary about Mars. Banghead
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Do you not think perhaps the solution to many of your problems would just be to get another TV rubschin:
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Teechers will go to almost any lengths to avoid telling you that the fruit of your loins is a pain in the arse that they would like removed from their class at the earliest opportunity.
Quite unlike my school days when they never held back redface:
"Snoopy would be an asset to any school but this"
"If Snoopy showed half the interest in his work as he does in the pupils of the Girls' Grammar School he would have a great future"
"An idle, indolent boy for whom there is little hope of decent grades in the forthcoming GCE examinations"
"Snoopy shows no aptitude for Chemistry"
"Snoopy looks upon Physics as an African native would look upon a television set, in wonder and total incomprehension"
"The only boy who apparently cannot grasp that 2 + 2 equals 4 without putting up an argument"
"Snoopy's spelling is appalling, his punctuation poor and his grasp on English Grammar is, at best, tenuous"
"This boy's only saving grace is that when he has an idea, no matter how wrong headed, he clings to it as a drowning man would cling to a plank"
Just some of the comments on school reports that I can recall hearing my father read out with mounting horror in his voice.
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while i was watching a proper educational interesting documentary about Mars. Banghead
BBC4 great prog. happy088
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Do you not think perhaps the solution to many of your problems would just be to get another TV rubschin:
Oh no, "we can't do that, the same as we cannot have another computer for the Growlers jnr." noooo: ::)
I'm getting seriously pissed off these days. I no longer seem to have much control in this dump.
Mrs G doesn't help. noooo:
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"Snoopy looks upon Physics as an African native would look upon a television set, in wonder and total incomprehension"
;D ;D
That would so not get written these days.
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while i was watching a proper educational interesting documentary about Mars. Banghead
BBC4 great prog. happy088
I know it was! cussing:
The first half hour was totally enthralling.
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"Snoopy looks upon Physics as an African native would look upon a television set, in wonder and total incomprehension"
;D ;D
That would so not get written these days.
That's what you get when teaching staff were themselves born in the 1890s confused:
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"Snoopy's spelling is appalling, his punctuation poor and his grasp on English Grammar is, at best, tenuous"
Did you sue them happy001
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Do you not think perhaps the solution to many of your problems would just be to get another TV rubschin:
Oh no, "we can't do that, the same as we cannot have another computer for the Growlers jnr." noooo: ::)
I'm getting seriously pissed off these days. I no longer seem to have much control in this dump.
Mrs G doesn't help. noooo:
Without wishing to go into too much of your anguish but what reason does she give for not 'allowing' this noooo:
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Do you not think perhaps the solution to many of your problems would just be to get another TV rubschin:
Oh no, "we can't do that, the same as we cannot have another computer for the Growlers jnr." noooo: ::)
I'm getting seriously pissed off these days. I no longer seem to have much control in this dump.
Mrs G doesn't help. noooo:
Without wishing to go into too much of your anguish but what reason does she give for not 'allowing' this noooo:
"We don't need one/them"
"What do you want those for?"
"No, we're not having them, I'm not arguing about it. Subject closed"
All spoken in pained tones.
I really can't be arsed arguing anymore. i just go upstairs, have a lie down in me Bear pit, do a bit of reading and dream of things to come. cloud9:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
We must be the only reasonable wimmin left on the planet in here then whistle:
I don't see any problem in you getting another TV shrugs:
We'll club together and get you one for Christmas shutup: