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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pastis on November 23, 2009, 04:43:47 PM

Title: Christmas produce
Post by: Pastis on November 23, 2009, 04:43:47 PM

Plum puddings?  Turkey?  Nuts?  Dates?  Sprouts?  Cake?  Yes, they're all beginning to appear in profusion and I'm sure it's going to be yet another bumper Christmas, but look 'e here! What's this?

I give you Seasonal Bleach!  eeek:  Mulberry Spice scented Seasonal Bleach (Sainsbuggers) to give your plumbing that waft of Three Wise Men passing through. Scent your surfaces and septic tanks with a true olde worlde, Dickensian, festive aroma. Is that the sound of carols I hear coming from the food destructor?

What next?  Nativity washing up liquid? An angel in every bubble?  I'm on simmer and it's still November  evil:

Title: Re: Christmas produce
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 23, 2009, 04:47:47 PM

Here here I was in ASDA at the weekend and purchased some seasonal toilet tissue. Just the packaging.  I managed to restrain myself but only just. I am sure that nearer to Christmas there will be santa printed bog roll Bah....Banghead

Title: Re: Christmas produce
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2009, 10:26:47 PM

Quote from: Miss Creant on November 23, 2009, 04:47:47 PM

Santa printed bog roll

I would enjoy the symbolism of using that. evil: