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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on November 29, 2009, 11:39:13 AM
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So, I'm out walking my dog this morning and a truck approaches at some speed. I pull my dog over to the side of the road and as the truck gets closer I notice a dog in the back of it...
Truck dog notices my dog and stands up for a better look - and promptly tumbles out onto the road... eeek:
It was going quite fast - I was sure it would be killed or at least seriously injured. The driver ignored (or didn't see/hear) my shouts and arm waving.
So, I figure that as soon as the driver realises there is no longer a dog in the back of his truck he will re-trace his journey to find it. The road is a dead-end so he can't possibly be passing through... So, I patrol the road but no sign of the owner...
Now I have a spare dog if anybody is interested?
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Hi name is Tumbler. evil:
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Did he tell you his name?
Growler wants a dog. Post it to him angel1
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Did he tell you his name?
Growler wants a dog. Post it to him angel1
No I named it... ::)
I was considering 'Nick' for a while! point:
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Growler would have preferred that. He is going to miss me sad24:
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Poor Skilos ....he will think he is being replaced eeek:
Bet he's not happy whistle:
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Skilos is not alone evil:
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Poor Skilos ....he will think he is being replaced eeek:
Bet he's not happy whistle:
He bloody isn't! noooo:
They've been trying to shag each other....
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eyes:
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That seems quite friendly
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That seems quite friendly
They are both boys... ::)
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Perhaps they are both queer angel1
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They are both Greek?
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They are both Greek?
Well, yes... rubschin:
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That seems quite friendly
They are both boys... ::)
A steaming arseh*le carries no navigation lights whistle:
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Confucius?
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Confucius?
noooo: Lord of the Rings
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A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.
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Beer goggles noooo:
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A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.
'Beshtesht friend ever' eh...? eyes:
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Beer goggles noooo:
Rum flavoured fudge
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sick2:
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Indeed ~ he assured me several times that this was the "unofficial" motto of his Corps.
A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.
'Beshtesht friend ever' eh...? eyes:
In my experience it doesn't do to argue with such people at such times noooo:
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Snoopy surrendered eeek: noooo:
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Don't read too much into it. He finally stopped hanging on my neck and went off with the lady boy. My honour was never an issue.
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And how is your anal fissure? Popcorn:
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Redressed and sore thank you. sad24:
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Anyhooo.... ::)
Flying dog has been reunited with owner... cloud9:
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How much did you charge for kennelling fees ???
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How much did you charge for kennelling fees ???
eeek:
How very dare you??/
I did it out of the goodness of my heart.... whistle:
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Anyhooo.... ::)
Flying dog has been reunited with owner... cloud9:
Bollox. I was going to ask if you'd consider part ex like....for a gorgeous cat. cloud9:
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Anyhooo.... ::)
Flying dog has been reunited with owner... cloud9:
Bollox. I was going to ask if you'd consider part ex like....for a gorgeous cat. cloud9:
I have three of the bastard things already! evil:
Mind you, I haven't tried taking them for an untethered ride in the back of my truck... Sinister:
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Confucius?
noooo: Lord of the Rings
drumroll: drumroll:
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And how is your anal fissure? Popcorn:
Redressed and sore thank you. sad24:
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How much did you charge for kennelling fees ???
eeek:
How very dare you??/
I did it out of the goodness of my heart.... whistle:
So you charged a search fee then?
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And how is your anal fissure? Popcorn:
Redressed and sore thank you. sad24:
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OOoooooooo! My very own smiley! cloud9:
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Comin' home from Angelsey in the dark, unbelievable horizontal rain and force 25 storm on the A55 last night, we overtook a Toyota pick up truck with a dog standing in the open back of it! eeek:
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
Sorry. redface:
Had to get home though. Knackered and 'ungry.
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
Sorry. redface:
Had to get home though. Knackered and 'ungry.
You are forgiven ~ we were eating Morrison's Crimbo Cake for supper. whistle:
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
Sorry. redface:
Had to get home though. Knackered and 'ungry.
You are forgiven ~ we were eating Morrison's Crimbo Cake for supper. whistle:
I had a rather large slice for me pudding too. cloud9:
You tried the Asda crimbo cake I wittered on about 3 weeks ago that no one seemed interested in? ?2.99 and it's mahoooosive in comparitive terms, and mighty yumster too. cloud9:
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
Sorry. redface:
Had to get home though. Knackered and 'ungry.
You are forgiven ~ we were eating Morrison's Crimbo Cake for supper. whistle:
I had a rather large slice for me pudding too. cloud9:
You tried the Asda crimbo cake I wittered on about 3 weeks ago that no one seemed interested in? ?2.99 and it's mahoooosive in comparitive terms, and mighty yumster too. cloud9:
SWWLTBO appeared with this slab of Morrisons' and got a bit miffed when I said we had switched to ASDA this year. She got even more miffed when I tried the Morrisons' and pronounced it inferior to last year's offering. Turns out she had seen that the type we had last year had increased in price so had bought the "Value" product and frankly it is not that good. I did remind her that I had told her of your recommendation of the ASDA cake this year but she affected not to have heard. "Stalked off with her nose in the air" would about describe it.
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You passed within 6 miles of me and didn't call in for a cuppa??????????
Je suis d?sol? sad24:
Sorry. redface:
Had to get home though. Knackered and 'ungry.
You are forgiven ~ we were eating Morrison's Crimbo Cake for supper. whistle:
I had a rather large slice for me pudding too. cloud9:
You tried the Asda crimbo cake I wittered on about 3 weeks ago that no one seemed interested in? ?2.99 and it's mahoooosive in comparitive terms, and mighty yumster too. cloud9:
SWWLTBO appeared with this slab of Morrisons' and got a bit miffed when I said we had switched to ASDA this year. She got even more miffed when I tried the Morrisons' and pronounced it inferior to last year's offering. Turns out she had seen that the type we had last year had increased in price so had bought the "Value" product and frankly it is not that good. I did remind her that I had told her of your recommendation of the ASDA cake this year but she affected not to have heard. "Stalked off with her nose in the air" would about describe it.
I've noticed that too. This years Morrisons offering is more sticky and crumbly, and doesn't taste quite as nice somehow. They've left summat out to save on costs I suspect. ::)
Tell Mrs S that YOU are the boss, and she gets herself down to the ASDA cus Growler sez so.
Simples really!
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Why all this talk of cake? This thread is about Flying Dogs ::)
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redface: Sorry.
Growler ~ She is going there tomorrow (Asda that is)
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Why all this talk of cake? This thread is about Flying Dogs ::)
Cus CAKE cloud9: is more interesting. Piss off if you don't like it. ::)
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I never even got a crumb of the last one. A bear ate it all ::)
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Why all this talk of cake? This thread is about Flying Dogs ::)
Cus CAKE cloud9: is more interesting. Piss off if you don't like it. ::)
More interesting than flying dogs? eeek:
Fuck me you're a tough audience... noooo:
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redface: Sorry.
Growler ~ She is going there tomorrow (Asda that is)
Well? Verdict? rubschin:
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redface: Sorry.
Growler ~ She is going there tomorrow (Asda that is)
Well? Verdict? rubschin:
She did the ironing instead evil:
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redface: Sorry.
Growler ~ She is going there tomorrow (Asda that is)
Well? Verdict? rubschin:
She did the ironing instead evil:
Nowt wrong with that actually. noooo:
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redface: Sorry.
Growler ~ She is going there tomorrow (Asda that is)
Well? Verdict? rubschin:
She did the ironing instead evil:
Nowt wrong with that actually. noooo:
I admit I was rather pleased to see some shirts that I thought had gone AWOL months ago whistle:
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Are your arms not strong enough to hold an iron in them then whistle:
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Are your arms not strong enough to hold an iron in them then whistle:
Brides wear white to match the kitchen appliances ~ never let it be said that I was the one to upset the natural order of things ;)
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Bless you noooo: noooo: noooo:
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How'd you know I just sneezed scared2:
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What is this thread about. confused2:
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I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.
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Thank God! I thought it was just me.
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I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.
Then it should be in the library surely? rubschin:
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In the library, with a dagger, by Miss Scarlet! sparkle:
The lovely Samantha told me
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She has been known to put it about.