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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on November 30, 2009, 07:24:22 PM
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During a somewhat heated discussion with Mrs Nick the other night I suggested (perhaps unwisely in the circs redface:) that she really ought to have considered a bit of pubic trimming. Christ, she shaves her legs, armpits and god knows what else and spends hours plucking her eyebrows but never pays attention to the southern bushes. She was quite eeek: eeek: eeek: at the suggestion, like it had never occurred to her. Maybe there is some Papal injunction of which I am not aware. I offered to lend her my beard trimmer, or even wield it upon her (setting 2 to begin with eveilgrin:).
She was not receptive to the idea and even denied possessing a bikini wax pack (though I have seen it in her bathroom). HOw do others handle this seemingly delicate subject?
As far as I can tell the wretched stuff serves no function noooo:
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So of all the important things you need to put on the table for discussion this was ranked as a priority how ? happy001
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I did say it was unwise redface: but I had to get it off my chest, so to speak ;)
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So is this revenge then whistle:
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Only if I get to wield the clippers eveilgrin:
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Oh but you have now planted the seed that she has abnormal amounts of hair growth in that area and that this is not attractive to the opposite sex in the least
Whatever else you have achieved or not during your discussions you have now caused that small embryo of paranoia to start growing within her mind 8)
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Excellent eveilgrin:
But she ought to have know that herself ::)
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Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?
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Mrs Nick tends towards the hairy. It's her Irish ancestry, and the gorilla in the wedding photos whistle:' an uncle I think
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Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?
Please advise the number of your practitioner
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Excellent eveilgrin:
But she ought to have know that herself ::)
She may have thought you preferred her that way - seeing as its taken you til now to let your preferences be known whistle:
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I ought to have mentioned it earlier, but I was too polite angel1
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Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?
Please advise the number of your practitioner
Having never gone quite that far I'm unable to oblige, but a little self administered grooming can be quite fetching eyes:
A previous acquaintance was very keen on losing most of her body hair; the result was very fine whistle:
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Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?
Please advise the number of your practitioner
Having never gone quite that far I'm unable to oblige, but a little self administered grooming can be quite fetching eyes:
A previous acquaintance was very keen on losing most of her body hair; the result was very fine whistle:
I hope you lent a helping hand eyes:
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All gone after returning from the bathroom rubschin:
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queue any old excuse to post pictures of sexy women's bits ;)
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All gone after returning from the bathroom rubschin:
eeek: Blowlamp?
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All gone after returning from the bathroom rubschin:
eeek: Blowlamp?
Well, if that's what you were intending to use I can foresee the reluctance scared2:
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No you dolt! My beard trimmers will be just fine
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lol:
In the name of equality Nick what example did you set in terms of personal grooming rubschin:
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ALL of my hair is under control and supervision - including even ears and nostrils angel1
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No you dolt! My beard trimmers will be just fine
Have you actually tried the "beard trimming" function in any other areas than the chin and face? scared2:
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No you dolt! My beard trimmers will be just fine
Have you actually tried the "beard trimming" function in any other areas than the chin and face? scared2:
Yes angel1
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Did you change the head attachment scared2:
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Yes angel1
It's setting zero you have to worry about eveilgrin:
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How scarred are you scared2:
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No you dolt! My beard trimmers will be just fine
Have you actually tried the "beard trimming" function in any other areas than the chin and face? scared2:
Yes angel1
So, now you have the chest of a pre-pubescent, freshly oiled Nubian slave... is that good? eyes:
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How scarred are you scared2:
I have never used zero on myself, obviously
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queue any old excuse to post pictures of sexy women's bits ;)
That would be wrong Miss D, you'd end up with photos like this
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I'm sure they will be very helpful to Mrs Nick as examples of what she needs to achieve lol:
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rubschin:
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WTF. For once I'm nearly at a loss as to what to say. noooo:
You told her..... eeek: nah, forget it. noooo:
You are so unbelievable I sometimes wonder if I'm dreaming all this shite, really.
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That made me larf so much that I tried to call you. Phone not werking evil:
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Growler old chap you need to get out more. ;)
I shave my bits and pieces daily, when I bathe or shower. I hate hairy wimmin (SWWLTBO knows this and behaves accordingly) I also hate hairy pits on men. Used to bar any man who came into my pubs without a sleeved shirt on. Kept a supply of brewery sponsored Tshirts to offer them but refusal to wear one meant an instant ejection from the premises. So yes I shave hair on chin, underarms and pubic area get the same treatment. I do maintain a moustache but that is vanity.
Recent applications of "elastoplast" dressing to my arse and adjoining dangly bits have convinced me that shaving is preferable to waxing in that area.
And as to why ~ I don't like hair in my teeth and I doubt that SWWLTBO does either. I use a wet razor although SWWLTBO did buy me an electric "Personal Trimmer" a couple of years ago. I find that a wet shave is closer ................ even if it does require a very steady hand. whistle:
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Have you ever seen a bald bear? noooo:
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This is what happens when you leave a bear with a sharp cutting instrument scared2:
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Growler old chap you need to get out more. ;)
Maybe, maybe. I dunno. Finding meself squirming a bit reading this stuff tbh, bit old fashioned p'raps, dunno, but for Nick to state his grievances and prefernces to Mrs Nick at this slightly tetchy time is quite frankly absobloodylutely staggeringly unbloodybelievable!
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Growler old chap you need to get out more. ;)
Maybe, maybe. I dunno. Finding meself squirming a bit reading this stuff tbh, bit old fashioned p'raps, dunno, but for Nick to state his grievances and prefernces to Mrs Nick at this slightly tetchy time is quite frankly absobloodylutely staggeringly unbloodybelievable!
Call me you bugger evil:
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This is what happens when you leave a bear with a sharp cutting instrument scared2:
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I see no cake noooo:
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Growler old chap you need to get out more. ;)
Maybe, maybe. I dunno. Finding meself squirming a bit reading this stuff tbh, bit old fashioned p'raps, dunno, but for Nick to state his grievances and prefernces to Mrs Nick at this slightly tetchy time is quite frankly absobloodylutely staggeringly unbloodybelievable!
Call me you bugger evil:
No. I'm tired and fractious, and looking after 2 teenagers that are doin' me swede in. Banghead
I'm also a bit sore after a slight unintended 'excursion' up me 'ill this avvy.
I think me brain's become a bit dislodged like. eeek:
Yea yea, I know, no need to say it. ::)
All you wanna talk about are friggin muffs ffs! Banghead
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No. I have some cake
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No. I have some cake
So've I.
Gonna feed it to me down the blower then? ::)
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Call me you bugger.\Glasgow beckons tomorrow noooo:
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Call me you bugger.\Glasgow beckons tomorrow noooo:
Why? Is it REALLY that important? I can ring you tomorrow , or are you considering taking the landline only with you? ::)
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Call me you bugger.\Glasgow beckons tomorrow noooo:
Seriously, me 'ed is reeling and I feel generally shite. Gave it a right ole twatting this avvy, not that you'd undertstand like.
Bushes are more important it seems. ::)
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happy001
You two are like Laurel and Hardy lol:
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This is what happens when you leave a bear with a sharp cutting instrument scared2:
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You need therapy posting pictures like that. sick2:
That is obscenely disgusting. noooo:
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It looks quite comfy cloud9:
Made of 1.5 bears given the 6 paws rubschin:
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It looks quite comfy cloud9:
Made of 1.5 bears given the 6 paws rubschin:
Or a single, six-legged bear...?
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It looks quite comfy cloud9:
Made of 1.5 bears given the 6 paws rubschin:
Or a single, six-legged bear...?
rubschin: How do we know this bear wasn't married then?
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It looks quite comfy cloud9:
Made of 1.5 bears given the 6 paws rubschin:
Or a single, six-legged bear...?
rubschin: How do we know this bear wasn't married then?
Do you see a wedding ring on any of the paws...? ::)
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It looks quite comfy cloud9:
Made of 1.5 bears given the 6 paws rubschin:
Or a single, six-legged bear...?
rubschin: How do we know this bear wasn't married then?
Do you see a wedding ring on any of the paws...? ::)
Good point ;D
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You lot are just taking the piss now. I'm dis-pleased tbqath. evil:
That friggin' Nick is gonna get a right slap from me. Angry9:
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I gather six-legged bears were quite common 'til Queen Victoria ordered one of the chairs - everybody wanted on then of course... noooo:
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happy100 Never mind Growler ~ I see your cousin Finn is apparently recovering from his wounds, he is still alive anyway.
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happy100 Never mind Growler ~ I see your cousin Finn is apparently recovering from his wounds, he is still alive anyway.
Someone in 'ere said he was dead last week. evil:
Who was it so I can verbally abuse him/her? cussing:
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Well the Guardian said he was still alive yesterday but having been shot with a "dum-dum" bullet there are too many fragments in him for the vets to get them all out. He is poorly but expected to survive.
What sort of policeman wanders around a zoo armed with "dum-dum" bullets? rubschin:
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The answer it seems is all Swiss policemen.
Update on bear dated 29th November and explanation of bullet used:
http://zoonewsdigest.blogspot.com/2009/11/finn-bear.html
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Well the Guardian said he was still alive yesterday but having been shot with a "dum-dum" bullet there are too many fragments in him for the vets to get them all out. He is poorly but expected to survive.
What sort of policeman wanders around a zoo armed with "dum-dum" bullets? rubschin:
Nice one, and most excellent of news's. cloud9:
I'll send him some GROWLER vibes. cloud9:
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happy100 Never mind Growler ~ I see your cousin Finn is apparently recovering from his wounds, he is still alive anyway.
Someone in 'ere said he was dead last week. evil:
Who was it so I can verbally abuse him/her? cussing:
It was me angel1
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happy100 Never mind Growler ~ I see your cousin Finn is apparently recovering from his wounds, he is still alive anyway.
Someone in 'ere said he was dead last week. evil:
Who was it so I can verbally abuse him/her? cussing:
It was me angel1
Predictably ::)
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happy100 Never mind Growler ~ I see your cousin Finn is apparently recovering from his wounds, he is still alive anyway.
Someone in 'ere said he was dead last week. evil:
Who was it so I can verbally abuse him/her? cussing:
It was me angel1
Do you want the phone number of a car delivery company? Only charge you about ?3/400. lol:
2nd thoughts, you can find one yerself, you evil cow. evil:
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sad32:
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sad32:
Reply #63 on: Today at 03:58:01 AM ?
WTF! eeek:
You found yerself a jock tart then? Weather gerl with mahoosive hairy fun buns p'raps?
Any'ow, stop yer whinging sad32: change yer avatart and we can be ,mmmmmmmm rubschin: frens again....a bit...ish, a little bit like...ish. ;)
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I woke up early ::)
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I see that Mrs Nick has been bizzy with the clippers eyes:
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I see that Mrs Nick has been bizzy with the clippers eyes:
oh Nick... noooo:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
noooo:
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I see that Mrs Nick has been bizzy with the clippers eyes:
I am assuming many things by that statement eeek:
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eyes:
She has become very interesting in discussing Uganda for some reason rubschin:
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noooo:
Tears end in will it
Rearrange.
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She seems to want to pop round tomorrow evening eyes:
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Hand. Meet face... noooo:
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She seems to want to pop round tomorrow evening eyes:
Are you not able to pop up to her whistle:
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That would be a slippery slope
As BM would say whistle:
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1jfByi3aE&feature=fvw
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Well Mrs Nick came a-visiting again eyes: surrender:
And we had an argument too noooo:
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before or afterwards ????
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Afterwards eveilgrin:
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Aaahhhhh the old escape plan......create an argument from nothing and then do a runner 8)
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Afterwards eveilgrin:
Did the argument begin with Mrs Nick saying "Is that it?" or summat like that?
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No evil:
Presumably that is now your arguments with Mrs TMRBB always start point:
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Afterwards eveilgrin:
Did the argument begin with Mrs Nick saying "Is that it?" or summat like that?
Her asking "Is it in yet?" could be a bit of a passion killer I would think but She Who Used To Have To Be etc had the best all time passion killer "If you must but hurry up because I have to get up in the morning". Deflated my ambition every time.
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Her asking "Is it in yet?" could be a bit of a passion killer
If I hadn't have stated 0 in the census poll then I might just be able to have remembered uttering that phrase once redface: - however it can't be me angel1
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I see another fine thread is descending down the slippery slope and towards the gutter noooo:
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Have you only just read your posts then rubschin:
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I see another fine thread is descending down the slippery slope and towards the gutter noooo:
Given the opening post it didn't have far to go noooo:
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I see another fine thread is descending down the slippery slope and towards the gutter noooo:
It barely moved out of it; it was just gazing up at the stars ;)
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Miss D is on fine form today Spank2:
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Seems we all are all quite chipper today cloud9:
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Gorra do summat in this weather. Anyway good news all round really. Mr P is improved, Mr Happy has returned, Growler seems to be up an 'ill, Miss C has come back from Lord knows where~ God is in his Heaven and all is right with our little world ~ 'cept for a missing Wenchy and I'm sure she will turn up eventually. cloud9:
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She has been active on Facebook today - so she is alive and well cloud9:
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And that is all that matters.
Uhmmmmmmmmmmm ................. Has anybody seen BM since lunch time? confused2:
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Hasn't he started his not drinking alcohol during the week regime today ? ...can't have gone well lol:
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scared2: Admin are vanishing. Only me left scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Idiot! lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Mwahahahahaha
Mine ~ all mine
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As well as
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The unbridled power of Snoopy scared2:
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<Snigger>
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Were you ever elected?
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Almost permanently dear boy but must you affect this Chinese accent? 8)
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Anywhoo ~ to get back on topic.
Apart from Nick's stated desire for Mrs Nick to be less hirsute in the knickers department and my admission that I have a preference for Brazilian styling on my own person there has been a deafening silence from the rest of the team. Come on you lot. To trim or not to trim, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to part the waves or when confronted by a sea of pubes to trim them. We need to know, for purely scientific reasons and to use in Nick's defence should it be necessary.
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Almost permanently dear boy but must you affect this Chinese accent? 8)
He fell into my trap eveilgrin:
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Anywhoo ~ to get back on topic.
Apart from Nick's stated desire for Mrs Nick to be less hirsute in the knickers department and my admission that I have a preference for Brazilian styling on my own person there has been a deafening silence from the rest of the team. Come on you lot. To trim or not to trim, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to part the waves or when confronted by a sea of pubes to trim them. We need to know, for purely scientific reasons and to use in Nick's defence should it be necessary.
Quite so. I feel a poll coming on
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Almost permanently dear boy but must you affect this Chinese accent? 8)
He fell into my trap eveilgrin:
What a team we make. ;)
PS I was trying to get us back on topic
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Anywhoo ~ to get back on topic.
Apart from Nick's stated desire for Mrs Nick to be less hirsute in the knickers department and my admission that I have a preference for Brazilian styling on my own person there has been a deafening silence from the rest of the team. Come on you lot. To trim or not to trim, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to part the waves or when confronted by a sea of pubes to trim them. We need to know, for purely scientific reasons and to use in Nick's defence should it be necessary.
Quite so. I feel a poll coming on
shutup:
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Dr Freud would have had a field day here noooo:
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Dr Freud would have had a field day here noooo:
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Well remembered, you old goat eveilgrin:
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Dr Freud would have had a field day here noooo:
How do think his mother maintained hers rubschin:
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I cannot imagine. Suggestions on a postcard please
I see one of our guests is perusing this thread
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6260.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6260.0)
I wonder myself noooo:
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Fook me eeek:
Big row last night and now she calls and want to come round again eyes:
WTF is going on? eeek:
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Maybe to actually talk to you whistle:
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Not the impression I got surrender:
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As usual BM votes wrongly noooo:
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Not the impression I got surrender:
Did she use the code word eyes:
"Hello"
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I just can't keep it up surrender:
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She is showing you what you are missing ..... return to the marital bed and it will cease anyway. Been there, done that. evil:
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The second oldest trick in the book, the lure of
conjoog conjerg coonjug shagging to draw the blood away from your brain.
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The first being.....?
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The first being.....?
"Oops, I dropped my pill under the bed, I will just get on my knees to retrieve it and accidentally display my ample, yet childless rump to you"
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The first being.....?
"Oops, I dropped my pill under the bed, I will just get on my knees to retrieve it and accidentally display my ample, yet childless rump to you"
happy001
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Snoopy point: point: point: point:
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I was young................ and none of you would have turned away from a 19 year old bare arse being offered either. redface:
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Seems we all are all quite chipper clipper today cloud9:
There Miss D corrected for you. whistle:
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I have added an option as requested elsewhere.
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eeek:
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Given there is no multiple choice option I can't vote.
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Me neither whistle:
A girl has to have options lol:
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Just tell me and I will edit the poll accordingly Banghead Banghead
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The landing strip option was added to give you a "multiple" choice whistle:
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Nobody ever warned me that they could turn grey! redface:
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Do they whistle:
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Do they whistle:
See! Miss C voted with no problem
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: Pubic topiary
Au naturel - 0 (0%)
Perfick as it is - 0 (0%)
Regular trimming - 3 (75%)
Bald (BM only) - 0 (0%)
I haven't seen it in years - 1 (25%)
I shape mine into rabbits, brazilians and suchlike - 0 (0%)
My name is Growler and I would have to shave my whole body - 0 (0%)
Landing Strip Maintained - 0 (0%)
My name is Miss D and I use an axe - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 4
I am sure that isn't true, it would have to be very finely honed and it has been blunted in recent weeks by the number of be headings that have been carried out. scared2:
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Do they whistle:
See! Miss C voted with no problem
redface: I thought that it was an anonymous vote.
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At least it's not Miss D and I have an axe whistle:
And I am not voting as the styles vary but suffice it to say it is never in a mess
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I used to plait mine, sort of French plaits down to my ankles if you will. ;)
That should give a few people nightmares tonight. eveilgrin:
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eeek:
ASnd I note thast even asfter ezxtenasive public conasulastionas Miasas D has astill not voted. ASnd yeas there ias asomthing qworgon qwith my fooking neqw keyboasrd Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I don't do fur
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
THisdfa isf not gosnig wellDAS
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Do they whistle:
Dyed?
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Nowv she hasasd hads the painetetrs ins
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Nobody ever warned me that they could turn grey! redface:
:lalalala
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Casftrrry on clippinsgsd!
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Nobody ever warned me that they could turn grey! redface:
:lalalala
Is that better than going bald?
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Ask Snoops he can tell you.
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I prefer bald eyes:
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Psssst Tel looks like you are in with a chance with Snoops. ;)
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Psssst Tel looks like you are in with a chance with Snoops. ;)
happy001
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I think he might be a bit old for me.
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick just called about having another "talk" surrender:
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It's a good job you're cut off then.
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Quite so. I have been squeezed dry noooo:
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It's a good job you're cut off then.
lol: lol: lol:
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick just called about having another "talk" surrender:
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I get the impression that her need is greater than mine eyes:
She just comes round and drags me upstairs by my hair redface:
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I get the impression that her need is greater than mine eyes:
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Ignore BM, he is just jealous noooo:
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Fook me eeek: She's here surrender:
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See you back here in ten minutes then?
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See you back here in ten minutes then?
Twice Uncle? rubschin:
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Well he's got to put his trousers back on.
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...and have 2 cigarettes whistle:
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Well he's got to put his trousers back on.
I suspect she helps him dress normally - hence the problems now... whistle:
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surrender: Talk about a fooking quicky eeek:. She was in a rush to get back before The Boy came home from his friends (skool shut)
I never stood a chance eeek:
I put my trousers on lying down redface:
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surrender: Talk about a fooking quicky eeek:. She was in a rush to get back before The Boy came home from his friends (skool shut)
I never stood a chance eeek:
I put my trousers on lying down redface:
point:
I would have had a cup of tea and walk around the block before you logged back in! lol: lol: lol:
Or perhaps you did that too! point:
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Did she ignore your pleas and your saying No - you should report her to the police
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rubschin:
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You are Robin Asquith and no, I don't want to claim anything noooo:
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I will send you ?5 anyhoo
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I will send you ?5 anyhoo
And me and me....
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I will send you ?5 anyhoo
And me and me....
yea, lend us a fiver too...? whistle:
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You try divorcing her now ............. whistle:
It is certain that she is after your bollox .... as a trophy.
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I note he is very quite rubschin:
Do you think he has been placed on a drip yet ????
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From the sound of it he has nothing left to drip.
I can't believe I said that to a laydee redface:
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He'll be wading knee deep in micro climate to fetch his takeaway. Bet he doesn't have a menu at home so he can phone his order in advance but has to go to the shop to order and then wait for his dinner.
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and then forget the milk doh:
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For such an intelligent, witty and clever man he has remarkably little common sense. noooo:
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It's prolly a trait of most geniuses rubschin:
whacky115
confused2:
happy001
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He'll be wading knee deep in micro climate to fetch his takeaway. Bet he doesn't have a menu at home so he can phone his order in advance but has to go to the shop to order and then wait for his dinner.
redface:
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noooo:
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick, presently werking from home for weather related reasons, calls to suggest we meet for "lunch"
I must keep up my fluid intake eeek:
They must have adjusted her medication or summat noooo:
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick, presently werking from home for weather related reasons, calls to suggest we meet for "lunch"
I must keep up my fluid intake eeek:
They must have adjusted her medication or summat noooo:
I wish they'd adjust yours... noooo:
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick, presently werking from home for weather related reasons, calls to suggest we meet for "lunch"
I must keep up my fluid intake eeek:
They must have adjusted her medication or summat noooo:
I've got me car back today ~ do you want to field a substitute? whistle:
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rubschin:
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Fook me eeek: Mrs Nick, presently werking from home for weather related reasons, calls to suggest we meet for "lunch"
I must keep up my fluid intake eeek:
They must have adjusted her medication or summat noooo:
I've got me car back today ~ do you want to field a substitute? whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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evil:
I will shoulder the burden Violins:
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Well it won't be too disruptive ....5 minutes out of your day isn't much to lose
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;D
They could talk as well. rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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So, how was lunch?
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Cancelled. I am cut off surrender:
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You could still talk over the phone like.
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Why would we want to do that? rubschin:
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I thought that maybe a relationship needed mending. Obviously I'm wrong.
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There are better ways than talking eyes:
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I thought he was suggesting phone sex whistle:
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Sounds painful. Mind you my phone does vibrate rubschin:
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I thought he was suggesting phone sex whistle:
No, I was being serious, which is more than Nick seems to be doing. However, I shall refrain from any further comment.
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We do actually talk a lot Uncle. Just the other stuff is more interesting eyes:
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We do actually talk a lot Uncle.
Yes, you regularly sit and give her a serious and manly listening-to. noooo:
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Almost right DS eveilgrin:
Thank God for Viagra
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It was the manly bit that is not quite right whistle:
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sad32:
I will have you know I am fine upstanding specimen. But you have met me, so you know that. You thought that was our knees bumping under the table, didn't you?
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lol:
Knew it felt quite bruised and battered whistle:
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lol:
Knew it felt quite bruised and battered whistle:
That was his ego.
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cussing:
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The Boy has gone sledging with booby girl. So Mrs Nick calls and suggests she "pops round" surrender:
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You may need to pop out to get some supplies
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I am fortifying myself with soup and stuff
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html)
eeek:
At this rate I shall soon be fooking immortal eeek:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html)
eeek:
At this rate I shall soon be fooking immortal eeek:
noooo: Look at me Snoopysick:
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Christ! She is werking from home and "cold" and wondered if she could o=pop in for a "chat". I am bizzy on a frightful report, so I said NO eeek:
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And so endeth the feast of nooky
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SHe is werking at home tomorrow it seems noooo:
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It seems The Boy is on a sleepover tonight scared2: surrender:
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sad32:
I will have you know I am fine upstanding specimen. But you have met me, so you know that. You thought that was our knees bumping under the table, didn't you?
I'll have you know that he's not, great scruffy bearded mouse tit. ::)
Just likes waving his willy around a lot...so to speak, so it seems like. A right ole puke inducing thought if ever there was one ey?sick2:
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I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT cussing: cussing:
WIMMIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat eyes:
SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?" eeek:
noooo:
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I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT cussing: cussing:
WIMMIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat eyes:
SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?" eeek:
noooo:
Judging by your shite post count, I'd tend to agree with her tbqath. ::)
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sad32:
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Well really. ::)
I'm at a total loss as to wtf is actually going on over there on the 'micro climated posh side' confused:
You are married, but you live in seperate houses. She comes around for a few 'quick thrusts', you have another barney...usually, and then she goes.
Most odd, and I really couldn't be bothered with all the hassle.
Either get back together or piss off in your own direction you great stonking cock.
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I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT cussing: cussing:
WIMMIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat eyes:
SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?" eeek:
noooo:
You made the mistake of instigating lol:
Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to whistle:
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I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT cussing: cussing:
WIMMIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat eyes:
SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?" eeek:
noooo:
You made the mistake of instigating lol:
Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to whistle:
He's about as subtle as a raging Rhino on the rampage in a green house, bloody tosspot.
Finesse....zero. ::)
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I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT cussing: cussing:
WIMMIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat eyes:
SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?" eeek:
noooo:
You made the mistake of instigating lol:
Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to whistle:
Female psychology eh? Just say the opposite of what you mean like?
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Not necessarily ........just make it more difficult to obtain whistle:
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Anyhoo she just called and will be here a bit later eyes:
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noooo:
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Jealous? point:
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What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?
You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?
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Jealous? point:
Of your situation eeek:
errrrr I think we are happy for our quiet lives in that respect whistle:
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What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?
You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?
Or get a telly whistle:
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What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?
You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?
Or get a telly whistle:
Nah. He just collects old ones then smashes them up, bloody beardy weirdo. whistle:
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I once knew someone who collected old valve tellies from skips. He had them set up in rows along one wall of his flat. He watched each one for 10 minutes till it overheated then moved on to the next one ;D
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I once knew someone who collected old valve tellies from skips. He had them set up in rows along one wall of his flat. He watched each one for 10 minutes till it overheated then moved on to the next one ;D
Bliss. cloud9:
Ahhhh, they WERE the days! happy088
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Reminiscent of the late Percy Shaw (look him up)
He became eccentric in later life, removing the carpets and much of the furniture from his home, and keeping three televisions running constantly (respectively tuned to BBC1, BBC2 and ITV, all with the sound turned down) with a fourth in reserve.
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Reminiscent of the late Percy Shaw (look him up)
He became eccentric in later life, removing the carpets and much of the furniture from his home, and keeping three televisions running constantly (respectively tuned to BBC1, BBC2 and ITV, all with the sound turned down) with a fourth in reserve.
Carpet and furniture you say? rubschin:
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Well, she's back from Libya. SHe wants to pop round for a chat surrender:
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You've had adequate recovery time surely whistle:
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noooo:
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You may need a power nap this morning then whistle:
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Well, she's back from Libya. SHe wants to pop round for a chat surrender:
2 minutes of peace in here beckons then?
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evil:
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evil:
Just while you're 'discussing' things like, naturally of course. ;)
Stop being so touchy. ::)