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Title: Smack your MP up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2009, 12:08:32 PM
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Berlusconi was hospitalized on Sunday with several broken teeth, a fractured nose and a scarred face after a man with a history of mental problems hurled a statuette at him as he was signing autographs at the end of a political rally.

Political sources said Berlusconi's security procedures were under review since the assailant, Massimo Tartaglia, came close enough to have killed the prime minister if he had used a gun.



Do you think this will be Gordon's permenant look now even when he is back in Blightly ?

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Title: Re: Smack your MP up
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2009, 12:34:30 PM
Any normal person would have left the suit jacket off but not our Gordon .......... How to look a total prat in one easy lesson. ::)
Title: Re: Smack your MP up
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2009, 04:22:02 PM
Royal Mail Stamp Recall

The Royal Mail has issued a stamp bearing a picture of Gordon Brown

Users complained that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation.


After a month of testing and spending of ?4.1million, a special commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp
Title: Re: Smack your MP up
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2009, 06:42:08 PM
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Berliscowni?   whistle:
Title: Re: Smack your MP up
Post by: beerhead on January 05, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
Re:Stamps

Unless,of course, they are New Labour Supporters. In that case they are used to licking the Prime Minister's back side. eyes: