The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on December 14, 2009, 08:15:10 PM
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...It's all my fault, apparently, alledgedly, according to the gospel of Mrs Saint Growler. ::)
She was driving HIS car today cus I don;t trust her with my 'baby' cloud9: and she only went and twatted a wheelie bin and smashed the mirror.
He went ballistic because THAT is how I've taught him to be about cars...apparently.
So in essence, it's ALL my fault now.
Give me strength. Banghead.....
...oh, and about ?80 for a new lecky mirror. eeek:
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He takes after you then whistle:
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He takes after you then whistle:
You sound identical to Mrs G. cussing:
I've simply taught him to look after his car. Simple really, not go around playing twat a wheelie bin that everyone else has managed to avoid.
"It was sticking out in the road though"..meow. ::)
I suggested specsavers.
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And what joys does the compulsory incarceration of Christmas hold for the Growler household? Popcorn:
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I too have had volcanic eruptions from The Brat this evening noooo:
Her mobile has been confiscated off her at school ( they are meant to be stored in lockers and not about your person during the day )
Of course none of them do this . She "just got hers out to check the time" and apparently was swooped on by the most vicious and vengeful teacher ::) ::) ::)
She has been told she will have to come back to school next Monday ( bearing in mind they break up on Friday) to collect it
I apparently am meant to go to the school tomorrow and demand her phone back, that she needs it for security and to keep in touch with me ( I wish they had a violin playing emoticon)
I simply said tough shit - and don't think you're using the house phone to talk crap to your mates all night whistle:
I am now the most evil and malicious woman that's ever existed Shrugs:
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I spoke to a friend in London earlier. Her daughter is 17 and still doing this. "It goes on for years" she whined noooo:
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Bury me now noooo: noooo: noooo:
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And what joys does the compulsory incarceration of Christmas hold for the Growler household? Popcorn:
Dunno. I'll be up 'me ill' most of the time, trying to achieve and beat me self made target most of the time.
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Will you take a turkey with you?
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But you're in London over Christmas lol:
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Most amusing ::)
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The miserable moody Mini Moose has gone to a house party tonight. Summat to do with the riding for disabled club that she helps out in.
The average age of guests is in the 50's apparently. lol:
She is going to be in one shit mood when she gets 'ome. lol:
Nowt new there then though. ::)
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But you're in London over Christmas lol:
drumroll:
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evil:
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Will you take a turkey with you?
No. Mrs G can stay 'ere doing wimmins werk. eveilgrin:
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evil:
Turkey! point:
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She is going to be in one shit mood when she gets 'ome. lol:
Alternatively she will come home having had a really good time just to confuse the bejezus out of you noooo:
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Will you take a turkey with you?
No. Mrs G can stay 'ere doing wimmins werk. eveilgrin:
sleep017
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I normally cook a goose and do other festive food and make rather excellent cake cloud9:
This year I shall be surviving on whatever Tesco bring me scared2:
Just me and Bertie sad24:
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I normally cook a goose and do other festive food and make rather excellent cake cloud9:
This year I shall be surviving on whatever Tesco bring me scared2:
Just me and Bertie sad24:
56Kg of Brussels Sprouts then! point:
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I normally cook a goose and do other festive food and make rather excellent cake cloud9:
This year I shall be surviving on whatever Tesco bring me scared2:
Just me and Bertie sad24:
56Kg of Brussels Sprouts then! point:
Well that would help me get around London I spose rubschin:
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I normally cook a goose and do other festive food and make rather excellent cake cloud9:
This year I shall be surviving on whatever Tesco bring me scared2:
Just me and Bertie sad24:
I normally prefer to goose a cook, but each to his own. redface:
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Will you take a turkey with you?
But you're in London over Christmas lol:
point:
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