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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on December 20, 2009, 09:37:31 AM

Title: Ask dad.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 20, 2009, 09:37:31 AM

"Mum? I've got a question. The guys at school are  using words I don't understand."
"What words, dear?"
"Pussy and  Bitch."
Mum inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico.  A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
 
"Thanks, Mum.."
 He then found his Dad out in the garage.
 
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What  words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mum, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic  area and said:  "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay,  Dad. Then what's a bitch?"
Dad replied: "Everything outside the  circle."

Title: Re: Ask dad.
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2009, 09:38:59 AM

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Ask dad.
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2009, 11:34:44 AM

 ;D Already forwarded  ;D