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Title: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2009, 02:33:07 PM

I feel I have a good chance of winning this year...  cloud9:

I'll start you off with: -

Q. What is a Razorshell?


A. A kind of Mollusc...

 eeek:

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2009, 02:47:43 PM

We had worse but MIss D gave them all the Rumanian waitress  noooo:

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2009, 05:41:54 PM

The All New Worst Xmas cracker Joke - the price of them  eeek:

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2009, 07:01:22 PM

Ahem...

Q. Which metal is the best conductor of electricity?

A. Silver.

Where the fuck did she buy them?  rubschin:

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 08:22:48 AM

 whacky115

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2009, 08:25:18 AM

Were they Q.I themed crackers ?

We had the oldest cracker jokes

Q. what do you call a 3 legged donkey
A. Wonkey

Title: Re: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2009, 08:54:28 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 26, 2009, 08:25:18 AM

Were they Q.I themed crackers ?

We had the oldest cracker jokes

Q. what do you call a 3 legged donkey
A. Wonkey

That's more like it!  cloud9: