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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2009, 09:13:10 AM
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So next year - what do the VP forecasters foretell of the treats in store ???
A new government - dead cert
Higher and more taxes - dead cert
Winter Olympics - fairly meaningless
World cup - jury is out
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Economy in tatters noooo:
Hung Parliament (if only eveilgrin:)
Growler retreats to the woods for bear like activities
BM achieves Grandpadom point:
I move to London rubschin:
Mrs Nick and Mrs Growler enter into Lesbian Civil Partnership and then kill each other
Normal stuff, like
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Growler retreats to the woods for bear like activities
Mrs Nick and Mrs Growler enter into Lesbian Civil Partnership and then kill each other
Normal stuff, like
I like that, and that too. cloud9:
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SO, all we have to do is give them some hormone treatment and some dodgy haircuts and introduce them. Simples
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So you have decided that they have both had enough of men ..... is that all men though or just you two ???
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We don't fancy swopping scared2:
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So you have decided that they have both had enough of men ..... is that all men though or just you two ???
Problee just us two, but who gives a flying duck ey?
I don't. noooo:
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I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is. ::)
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rubschin: Snoopy's Top Ten Predictions for 2010
(i) I shall be mended in body and soul ~ or at least heart and arsehole (Unlikely but they may be able to improve matters a bit)
(ii) THWs all over the world will get worserer
(iii) My little boys will grow a year nearer to not being delightful little boys and become embryonic monster teenager types
(iv) There will be an election, we will all vote and still not like whoever wins
(v) Pastis and Miss D will continue to lunch
(vi) Simon fvcking Cowell will get richer and even more smug (I hate that man and I have only ever seen his picture in magazines in the GP's waiting room ~ I have never seen him on TV but his smirking face makes me want to hit him. He may be a very nice man but I still want to hit him)
(vii) Clarkson will be banned from driving
(viii) Blair will be indicted for war crimes, an arrest warrant will be issued by a Judge in Spain or somewhere similar but will never be served on him
(ix) Lady Thatcher will die and there will be a row about whether she should have a state funeral
(x) At least one National Daily Paper will cease publication
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I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is. ::)
Top Tramps, (http://www.yidaho.myby.co.uk/toptrumps/tramps.htm) which one do you aspire to be? rubschin:
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I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is. ::)
Growler me owld chum ....... I mentioned your ambition to Mrs S#2 who was in the middle of laying the fires. She had a heap of newspapers and as she shredded them to place in the grate she saw an article (as you do) and brought it to me. A quick Google search revealed that said article is on the web.
Use this link and start saving for your fares!
http://tinyurl.com/yznd7ln
PS I like the look of the shed!!!!
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I've got a heart op coming up, probably February. Not looking forward to that. Then I shall decide whether to go for early retirement.
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happy100
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I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010 scared2:
It also keeps me out of the house and away from The Brat for longer and gives me something to work out my anger on redface:
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Sounds just the job. happy088
(Make sure that there's no penalty when you cancel your subscription early.)
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lol: lol: lol:
I used to enjoy running ( a long time ago it may have been redface: ) but certainly don't fancy pounding the streets of London in the dark
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I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010 scared2:
It also keeps me out of the house and away from The Brat for longer and gives me something to work out my anger on redface:
CLassic New Year's Resolution waste of money point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Doubtless next time we meet you will have biceps and triceps and stuff
noooo:
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At least one of us will whistle:
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And it won't be you point:dgbv
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FOOK OFF BERTIE cussing: cussing: cussing:
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eeek: ;D ;D
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And it won't be you point:dgbv
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FOOK OFF BERTIE cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am dialling Bletchley Park as we speak. ::)
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And it won't be you point:dgbv
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FOOK OFF BERTIE cussing: cussing: cussing:
Bertie is the keyboard cat and I claim my ?5.00
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Ah yes, Keyboard Cat cloud9:
eveilgrin:
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Oh no - please don't - that was soooo 2009 whistle:
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Spool? rubschin:
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Spool? rubschin:
Pos : Soooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Bloomin spellcheck cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Bertie would like to be the VP Cat, now that he has posted like cloud9:
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Bloomin spellcheck cussing: cussing: cussing:
You had trouble spelling the word "so"? rubschin: noooo:
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Bertie would like to be the VP Cat, now that he has posted like cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2575%2F3738112955_fc01b9cc8c.jpg&hash=a8ff836b8c855b25dfbb3b5231326fec4a4c9873)
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No I wanted to elongate the word 'so' but this was kindly corrected for me.
As for Bertie being the VP cat I am not sure Snoops would be happy whistle:
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http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/post/285780074/berlusconi-vs-keyboard-cat-via-juanggrados (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/post/285780074/berlusconi-vs-keyboard-cat-via-juanggrados)
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doh:
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I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010 scared2:
Total and utter utter waste of money. You'll give it until mid Feb, tops, before you get fedup with it. Statistics prove it, sorry.
Get yerself into the great outdoor FREE gym like me. cloud9:
Oh, you ain't got no 'me 'ill's have you? ::)
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I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is. ::)
Top Tramps, (http://www.yidaho.myby.co.uk/toptrumps/tramps.htm) which one do you aspire to be? rubschin:
Uncanny similarities to me this one, and funnily enough that's the one I chose even without checking out the description first.
He's my man. cloud9:
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