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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:22:48 PM
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He seems in need of therapy. Mrs Growler does needles and other shite stuff,
What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on noooo:
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Before I can make an informed decision I need to know just what Mrs G injects Growler with.
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Vitriol
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I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.
Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list lol:
Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals
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Do you do massage eyes:
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Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals
seconded.
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I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.
Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list lol:
Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals
Miss D didn't like to say but in truth we actually have a very unhealthy waiting list, however every one is healthy and joyous when they leave us though. We are indeed angel1 angel1
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What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on noooo:
You reckon this thread can have aroused him in such a way?
Perhaps a little Nick time is all he needs!
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Stop goading him.
Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.
You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.
He'll hate me for saying that but it is true.
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Stop goading him.
Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.
My eldest boy once wrote a school dissertation on "Beer Baiting".
I reminded him of this in his 20's when he got involved in CAMRA. ;D
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Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!
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Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!
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Stop goading him.
Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.
You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.
He'll hate me for saying that but it is true.
No I don't Snoops. That's ded sweet of you like, or did Mrs S tell you to say it? rubschin:
Call me an ole cynic if you wish. ::)
I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:
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I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:
scared2:
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rubschin:
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Shrugs:
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Wot is he on about?
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The World Trade Centre...
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The World Trade Centre...
Yes, and? Shrugs:
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The tightrope walker... he was between the twin towers of the World Trade Centre...
No deeper meaning than that... noooo:
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The tightrope walker... he was between the twin towers of the World Trade Centre...
No deeper meaning than that... noooo:
Don't even understand the shallow meaning tbqatth. noooo:
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I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:
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Sometimes I despair of you.
Walking the tightrope of treating Growler in a way that getteth not on his ursine mammaries. ::)
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Impossible. He is presently enraged about dustbins and cats noooo:
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Indeed, there's always something that gets on his tits.
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Impossible. He is presently enraged about dustbins and cats noooo:
So would you be. ::)
I'm actually losing the will to live today. sad32:
I'm really not even a little bit happy, and all my werk has dried up now too. H&S related no doubt. Explode:
I'm skint as a consequence.No werk, no pay, simple and very unpleasant really.
Bit nippy and the whole country goes into total panic mode. evil:
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Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.
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Is the dump open? You could just take the cat there, for a trip out like angel1
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'Spect his vehicle has "trade markings" and he would thus be turned away from the tip .... or charged a fortune.
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Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.
He won't use it, ok?
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I blame the parents noooo:
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I blame the parents noooo:
No, it'll be MY fault. It usually always is. ::)
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Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.
He won't use it, ok?
Pick him up, place him in the tray, take his paw and make digging movements with it. Persevere, he will catch on.
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Who?Growler? rubschin:
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happy001 happy001
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Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.
He won't use it, ok?
Pick him up, place him in the tray, take his paw and make digging movements with it. Persevere, he will catch on.
Job for MM. I'm not going near it. noooo: