The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:22:48 PM

Title: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:22:48 PM
He seems in need of therapy. Mrs Growler does needles and other shite stuff,

What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on  noooo:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 07, 2010, 03:27:32 PM
Before I can make an informed decision I need to know just what Mrs G injects Growler with.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Vitriol
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 07, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.

Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list  lol:

Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
Do you do massage  eyes:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2010, 03:38:13 PM
Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals

seconded.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 07, 2010, 04:16:17 PM
I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.

Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list  lol:

Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals

Miss D didn't like to say but in truth we actually have a very unhealthy waiting list, however every one is  healthy and joyous when they leave us though. We are indeed angel1 angel1
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Mr Happy on January 07, 2010, 08:16:03 PM
What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on  noooo:

You reckon this thread can have aroused him in such a way?

Perhaps a little Nick time is all he needs!
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.

You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.














He'll hate me for saying that but it is true.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2010, 09:28:41 PM
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.


My eldest boy once wrote a school dissertation on "Beer Baiting".

I reminded him of this in his 20's when he got involved in CAMRA.  ;D
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Mr Happy on January 07, 2010, 09:36:18 PM
Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2010, 07:04:12 AM
Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!

 drumroll:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 09:53:20 AM
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.

You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.














He'll hate me for saying that but it is true.

No I don't Snoops. That's ded sweet of you like, or did Mrs S tell you to say it? rubschin:
Call me an ole cynic if you wish. ::)

I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 10:48:07 AM
I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:

 scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nj.com%2Fledgerupdates_impact%2F2007%2F11%2Flarge_petit.jpg&hash=347cc5a38163dd8cef6a409f9c7b341206540b60)
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 10:50:27 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 10:52:57 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 10:59:16 AM
Wot is he on about?
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2010, 11:02:28 AM
The World Trade Centre...
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 11:08:24 AM
The World Trade Centre...

Yes, and? Shrugs:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
The tightrope walker... he was between the twin towers of the World Trade Centre...

No deeper meaning than that...  noooo:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 11:39:19 AM
The tightrope walker... he was between the twin towers of the World Trade Centre...

No deeper meaning than that...  noooo:

Don't even understand the shallow meaning tbqatth. noooo:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 11:50:37 AM
I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:

 scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.nj.com%2Fledgerupdates_impact%2F2007%2F11%2Flarge_petit.jpg&hash=347cc5a38163dd8cef6a409f9c7b341206540b60)

Sometimes I despair of you.

Walking the tightrope of treating Growler in a way that getteth not on his ursine mammaries.  ::)
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 11:52:52 AM
Impossible. He is presently enraged about dustbins and cats  noooo:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 11:54:08 AM
Indeed, there's always something that gets on his tits.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 11:56:54 AM
Impossible. He is presently enraged about dustbins and cats  noooo:

So would you be.  ::)
I'm actually losing the will to live today. sad32:
I'm really not even a little bit happy, and all my werk has dried up now too. H&S related no doubt. Explode:
 I'm skint as a consequence.No werk, no pay, simple and very unpleasant really.

Bit nippy and the whole country goes into total panic mode. evil:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:01:14 PM
Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:02:19 PM
Is the dump open? You could just take the cat there, for a trip out like  angel1
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
'Spect his vehicle has "trade markings" and he would thus be turned away from the tip .... or charged a fortune.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 12:02:43 PM
Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.

He won't use it, ok?
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:03:27 PM
I blame the parents  noooo:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 12:04:28 PM
I blame the parents  noooo:

No, it'll be MY fault. It usually always is. ::)
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:07:53 PM
Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.

He won't use it, ok?

Pick him up, place him in the tray, take his paw and make digging movements with it. Persevere, he will catch on.
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:09:40 PM
Who?Growler?  rubschin:
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:10:08 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: GROWLER
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 12:10:29 PM
Why not offer to collect all your neighbours waste (for a small fee) and take it down the dump. Then, on the way back buy some cat litter and a tray.

He won't use it, ok?

Pick him up, place him in the tray, take his paw and make digging movements with it. Persevere, he will catch on.

Job for MM. I'm not going near it. noooo: