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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 03:54:03 PM

Title: Standard excuses for relationship break ups
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 03:54:03 PM
Not meaning to be insensitive to anyone here who is going through a tough time at the moment  redface: but this is far more of a general rant about statements made about break ups, especially when they are in the meeja for whatever reason.

I see Lewis Hamilton has just split up from his Pussy Cat doll and uttered the immortal - "we both want to focus on our careers right now"  line.

No you don't  - don't use such BS. I am not suggesting that they need to disclose the reasons why , a simple 'the matter is private' would suffice .

Do they just select from a drop down list and choose one which they think will best fit ? Don't say anything , it is no one else's business.

Title: Re: Standard excuses for relationship break ups
Post by: Mr Happy on January 11, 2010, 06:41:16 PM
It must be hard for them, Lewis has to work upwards of 30 hours a year driving his little car and the Pussytwat Whores, well, they produce album after album of groundbreaking music.

I do like the old "I'm not sure I love you anymore" the most non-commital line of nothingness in history.

Did you hear about Dennis Waterman's daughter who was married to a fellow faaaaaaaaamilyenders "actor".  She dropped from a size 16 to a size 6 and decided she didn't need him anymore, papers filed.  I wonder what happens when she finds out the fat was hiding how pig fucking ugly she was (is)!
Title: Re: Standard excuses for relationship break ups
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 06:44:44 PM
Loved the headline that said "Hannah Waterman loses another 13 stone"  lol: