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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Pastis on January 26, 2010, 05:45:18 PM
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I could have bagged a couple this afternoon; what stopped me was the fact that I was in a careful and observant frame of mind. The first one decided to risk life and limb and completely ignore his red traffic lights (as they're wont to do) pedalling furiously across the intersection as I accelerated from his left noooo:
I slowed, he swerved and smiled ... I gestured ... Finger:
The second one was in a world of his own. Think Rastafarian, think Push bike, think wrong way down a one way street doh:
All smiles, relaaaaax man 'n' chilllll noooo: noooo:
The problem is that one of these days there'll be contact followed by big trouble noooo:
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I vaguely recollect the law has changed. If you kill one, it's your fault. I hate the ones in padded shorts. They ought to buy comfy saddles and wear normal clothes. They look like tits.
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Precisely. It'll be my fault evil:
I have a bike. The same code applies to me whether I'm driving or cycling; and I wear normal clothing.
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Another tonight, a classic if the term can be used noooo:
It's dark, the bike has no lights, he's wearing dark clothing and to cap it all ... well, guess his ethnicity noooo:
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Another tonight, a classic if the term can be used noooo:
It's dark, the bike has no lights, he's wearing dark clothing and to cap it all ... well, guess his ethnicity noooo:
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ben-yates.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fcolumns%2F49_sooty.jpg&hash=5816994c68fa8385e816bdede5c0d6694a804c1a)
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Sooty has ethnicity? eeek:
I was going to post an image of a face I found on a search which bore a loose resemblance... When I went clicked to view and download it the words "VIOLATING THE TERMS OF USE" came up. evil:
The cyclist was an ugly black geezer; fact! Shrugs:
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Sooty has ethnicity? eeek:
I was going to post an image of a face I found on a search which bore a loose resemblance... When I went clicked to view and download it the words "VIOLATING THE TERMS OF USE" came up. evil:
The cyclist was an ugly black geezer; fact! Shrugs:
I think BM was using another meaning of 'Sooty'.
See also
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gwestern.com%2Fimages%2Fsuperior%2520wood%2520spade.jpg&hash=92137beabf24ebad269f21ba1fa77565549e39a0)
or
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbetsydevine.com%2Fblog%2Fpictures%2FMoonFlip.gif&hash=b6b2dadcb4ab00084bf3fedf0a3b6079829f81c7)
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Sooty has ethnicity? eeek:
I was going to post an image of a face I found on a search which bore a loose resemblance... When I went clicked to view and download it the words "VIOLATING THE TERMS OF USE" came up. evil:
The cyclist was an ugly black geezer; fact! Shrugs:
I think BM was using another meaning of 'Sooty'.
See also
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gwestern.com%2Fimages%2Fsuperior%2520wood%2520spade.jpg&hash=92137beabf24ebad269f21ba1fa77565549e39a0)
or
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbetsydevine.com%2Fblog%2Fpictures%2FMoonFlip.gif&hash=b6b2dadcb4ab00084bf3fedf0a3b6079829f81c7)
happy088
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redface:
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nonono:
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nonono:
What...? Shrugs:
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Another tonight, a classic if the term can be used noooo:
It's dark, the bike has no lights, he's wearing dark clothing and to cap it all ... well, guess his ethnicity noooo:
Didn't you spot the:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kitsch.co.uk%2Facatalog%2Fwhite_dice.jpg&hash=b2ca2cb5b22dbf4cae64bee2edab0ff801cdb228)