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Title: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 12:38:06 PM

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I have a wonderful accountant  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I just e mailed her to ask what I owed Mr Taxman

Well  cloud9:  Taking into account my costs on Houses 1 and 2, and taking into account all my travel expenses  whistle:

and all the heating and leccy and stuff, and other stuff  whistle:

I owe Mr Taxman


























NUFFINK  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2010, 01:00:27 PM

Wot does the taxman owe you?



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How much is your accountant going to charge you for this?

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 01:05:46 PM

She charges ?330  cloud9:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2010, 01:37:22 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2010, 01:05:46 PM

She charges ?330 per hour or part thereof  cloud9:

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Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2010, 01:39:18 PM

A proper slippery accountant will get you a rebate of at least twice his fee.  whistle:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2010, 02:02:54 PM

I sent the cheque off yesterday;  I feel like I've lost several pints of blood   sad32:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 03:03:33 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2010, 01:39:18 PM

A proper slippery accountant will get you a rebate of at least twice his fee.  whistle:

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She is an Asian Laydeeeeeeee  cloud9:


Very cunning  cloud9:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2010, 03:13:59 PM

PAYE here  cry:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2010, 03:26:39 PM

I haven't paid them anything for seven years...  cloud9:

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 03:30:16 PM

I shall call Crimestoppers  angel1

Title: Re: End of Jan tax deadline
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2010, 03:31:02 PM

Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2010, 03:30:16 PM

I shall call Crimestoppers  angel1

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You don't know where I live tho....  whistle: