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Title: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2010, 08:25:50 AM
Yup. Scored the winning goal against Burnley yesterday.
What were you thinking I meant ffs? ::)


Oh, this p'raps? lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1e1eHE0at0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2010, 10:19:28 AM
How was this headline news on the box last night  noooo:

All this rumpus about him being a role model  doh:, not fit for captaincy blah , blah , blah - too close to the World Cup to make any changes  ::) - what a load of tosh
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2010, 11:46:16 AM
Having seen the pics of the French lingerie model I am inclined to say Good Man  eyes:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
Footballers are young men who don?t burden themselves with moral dilemmas, especially in relation to young women. We may envy them, and we certainly hope our daughters don?t meet them late at night, but we are loath to criticise.

And still, this case crosses an important line. Not by virtue of Terry?s marriage to his childhood sweetheart, Toni, and their two young children, because many men and women have affairs. There is no judgement on that basis. What matters here is that Terry has had a relationship with the partner of a teammate ? a teammate who happened to be one of his closest friends.

Even in a locker room as morally ambivalent as football?s, that is considered beyond the pale. It is said that a number of England players believe their captain has behaved badly and that Bridge has no wish to play in the same team as his former friend.

Neither does it help Terry that legal attempts to prevent publication of the story revealed the probability that he has had to buy the silence of his one-time mistress.


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Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2010, 12:23:07 PM
What kind of bra is that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2010, 12:30:03 PM
It's more of a bib for the blokes  Drool:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
Rubber then? What will they think of next?
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2010, 01:56:56 PM
Footballers are young men who don’t burden themselves with moral dilemmas, especially in relation to young women. We may envy them, and we certainly hope our daughters don’t meet them late at night, but we are loath to criticise.

And still, this case crosses an important line. Not by virtue of Terry’s marriage to his childhood sweetheart, Toni, and their two young children, because many men and women have affairs. There is no judgement on that basis. What matters here is that Terry has had a relationship with the partner of a teammate — a teammate who happened to be one of his closest friends.

Even in a locker room as morally ambivalent as football’s, that is considered beyond the pale. It is said that a number of England players believe their captain has behaved badly and that Bridge has no wish to play in the same team as his former friend.


All it proves is that it is easier to shag your mate's woman than go out hunting for a fresh one ~ And who among us hasn't done that at least in thought if not in deed?
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Pirate on January 31, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2010, 11:35:58 PM



All it proves is that it is easier to shag your mate's woman than go out hunting for a fresh one ~ And who among us hasn't done that at least in thought if not in deed?

I haven't got any close  friends bar one, so it's never really been a problem for me.
Don't particulary fancy his missus amyway.

Terry is just a typical greedy grossly overpaid arse, full of himself.
First and only interest is the love of his cock.  ::)
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2010, 07:20:07 AM
In which case shouldn't he be playing for Totttenham  rubschin:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: toffee on February 01, 2010, 02:47:29 PM
In which case shouldn't he be playing for Totttenham  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2010, 03:25:38 PM
Recommended reading over at Constantly Furious! (http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/02/isnt-soccer-exciting.html)

 happy001
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2010, 08:33:39 PM
Well, it appears John Terry's been given the sack.

Probably just as well; it'll match the back and crack now.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 05, 2010, 11:31:16 PM
So who've we got as captain now then?
A smack 'ed or violent tosser who can't hold his ale, but can buy his way out of a conviction ::)

No matter, when we DON'T win the W.C. this summer, we can all blame shagger Terry now. happy088
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
And the woman in question has very honourably decided not to sell her story - or has Mr Terry stumped up enough hush money now  rubschin:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 06, 2010, 12:24:34 AM
And the woman in question has very honourably decided not to sell her story - or has Mr Terry stumped up enough hush money now  rubschin:

 angel1 and quite so.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2010, 08:27:44 AM
I just heard some muppet talking about this on Radio 4. He actually said "the lance must be boiled"  whacky115
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 08:32:42 AM
Aaaaah does that means he is a reformed character and will never do it again ??

Or has he been 'doing' Mr Armstrong's girly as well  whistle:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2010, 10:16:20 AM
I just heard some muppet talking about this on Radio 4. He actually said "the lance must be boiled"  whacky115

I've never heard it referred to as a lance before, but I bet Mrs Terry has every intention of boiling it!
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2010, 02:45:05 PM
Terry's wife Toni Poole has told him that he must follow a strict set of new rules if he wants to save their marriage, according to a report.

The WAG, who has two young children with the England footballer, issued her demands in a series of "tearful phone calls"

It is thought that Poole wants Terry to start coming straight home after training, have fewer nights out and agree to attend marriage counselling sessions with her.

She reportedly told the sportsman: "It's my way or it's over. Things have to change. There will be no more chances. Please, I really want this to work. I know you do too."


I'm not normally a betting person but I would cough up a fiver that this is not going to work  noooo:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2010, 03:10:09 PM
And who is selling this information?  whistle:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
Max Clifford prolly.

Anywhoo the gerl is playing a blinder, she has the England and Chelsea defender on the back foot and if she keeps focused on her goal it will be a real result for her bank account.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 12, 2010, 09:15:11 AM
Cole out injured for months, possibly even for the Werld Cup, so Bridge in.....with Mr J. Terry alongside him.  eeek:

Wonder if Ladbrokes are taking bets on a punch up during their matches together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFLeTm46CqQ&feature=related

Can't wait!  Popcorn:

England are in with a BIG chance of winning it this time though...apparently, so they say like.  happy001
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2010, 09:19:51 AM
Don't worry ...with Rio's steadfast leadership he will see us through  noooo:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2010, 01:50:54 PM
Poor Wayne Bridge: he's not even first choice with his girlfriend.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 25, 2010, 12:34:47 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8536491.stm

Well, who'd have thunk it...
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Pirate on February 25, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
I spose Terry will be comforting Cheryl Cole now
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 25, 2010, 11:54:43 PM
It's all a big con.
This willl all be used as THE excuse when the team come home from sarf Africa empty handed, yet again.  ::)

The fact that we have a 3rd rate national team anyway won't come into it.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2010, 02:01:25 PM
And now Wayne is not gonna play for England even if he was asked.....at least he's taken one of his balls back  whistle:

Should be interesting this weekend  Sinister:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2010, 08:30:22 AM
Bookies offer 66-1 for Vanessa Perroncel, the woman at the centre of the Wayne Bridge-John Terry scandal, to be spotted among the crowd at Stamford Bridge today, and 11-4 for the crowd to be spotted among her.

Perroncel wants it known that, contrary to popular belief, she's a nice girl and hates it when on a first date she accidentally has sex.

Four of the Chelsea players she is alleged to have hooked up with have subsequently disappeared from Stamford Bridge - I don't know what she has down her jeans.

Bridge and Terry are 20-1 to swap shirts at the end of today's game and 10-1 to swap partners.

Hills still offer 11-10 for Bridge not to shake hands with Terry at any stage today. They are insane. Ladbrokes offer 5-6 the pair don't shake hands before kick-off. They're insaner.

Incidentally, Bridge and Terry are 33-1 and 20-1 respectively with Hills to be voted man of the match. Sky will be itching to interview one (or both) so that is well worth a dabble. As of course is Vanessa


 lol:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: tel on February 27, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
I've had to explain to Mrs Tel that the title/content of this thread is nothing to do with me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 09:14:56 PM
I've had to explain to Mrs Tel that the title/content of this thread is nothing to do with me.  noooo:

It's pretty tame compared to some other threads though Tel.

I was ssssso looking forward to Bridge nutting Terry in the pre match handshake parade today.
What a disappointment. He just ignored him. noooo:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2010, 09:15:53 PM
I'm sure when he does get his revenge he will not want it filmed though  whistle:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: GROWLER on February 28, 2010, 09:40:35 AM
Such was the interest in the interaction between Terry and Bridge that Sky Sports viewers were able to see the crucial moments before kick-off.
Usually, the broadcaster would screen adverts during the routine and return to the pitch for the main action.
But timings were altered to make sure nothing was missed
.

See, even Sky were lookin' for a punch up too.  ::)

If Chelski don't win the Prem, it'll all be down to Terry

I was disgusted the way some of the crowd booed Wayne Bridge every time he touched the ball.
WTF has he done wrong ey, what? confused:

Still, he had the last laugh watching his side maul the Blues. happy088
Just hope this wasn't the match that gives the scum from old toliet the golden opportunity that they need to win the Prem. evil:


Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
NotW has hacked his latest text message:

"Coleen, if u want to get ur own back give us a call Terry x"


Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2010, 05:42:24 PM
NotW has hacked his latest text message:

"Coleen, if u want to get ur own back give us a call Terry x"

Terry's knuckles don't drag along the ground so that would be a trade up at least  lol:

Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 05:51:27 PM
During the World Cup I was shouting at the TV screen "Rooney, you couldn't score in a hotel room full of hookers".

How silly do I feel now?
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2010, 06:02:39 PM
Not half as silly as the Gurning f*ckwit will feel when he sees the divorce settlement  lol:
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 06:29:34 PM
Not half as silly as the Gurning f*ckwit will feel when he sees the divorce settlement  lol:

Even so, he'll still have enough for a few pies and raddled slappers.
Title: Re: Terry scores away from home
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2010, 11:07:22 PM
I'm curious as to how much she charges normally because she must have had a hell of a price hike to endure the gurning trogs vinegar strokes face.