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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 06:19:37 AM
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Your present is in the post like... redface:
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Many happy returns Landlady
I'm assuming that the drinks will be on the house Barman?
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Why are you saying this on here when you are in the same house as her and she never comes here?? rubschin:
Or are we expecting a state visit scared2:
Everybody hide!
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She may not log on but she is watching you lot whistle:
Happy Birthday Honey
Hope you have a brill day
P.S it is your birthday not BM's which means he can't start drinking to celebrate at midday noooo:
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Happy Birthday LL !! Enjoy the day ;D
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And come in here and address your people
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Many Happy Returns LL
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She may not log on but she is watching you lot whistle:
How do you know? rubschin:
She got a telephone there under the patio then?
Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:
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She may not log on but she is watching you lot whistle:
How do you know? rubschin:
She got a telephone there under the patio then?
Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:
She is alive and well which is more than can be said for BM if his present doesn't arrive in the post today whistle:
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She may not log on but she is watching you lot whistle:
How do you know? rubschin:
She got a telephone there under the patio then?
Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:
She is alive and well which is more than can be said for BM if his present doesn't arrive in the post today whistle:
Quite so Miss D. Happy birthday LL.
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Happy Birthday! LL ~ wishing you many, many more.
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She has marked the occasion by falling over and breaking her leg and ankle... ::)
Just back from the horse pickle getting her plastered up... noooo:
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Oh fooking hell. Poor LL. ANd poor BM noooo:
Maybe the SILFH could stay on and help with the nursing
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and that with the broken finger .... I think we need to inform Social Services on her behalf eeek:
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Oh fooking hell. Poor LL. ANd poor BM noooo:
Maybe the SILFH could stay on and help with the nursing
Poor me... surrender:
SILFH has already suggested that she could stay on.... scared2:
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Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal noooo:
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Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:
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Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal noooo:
Fractured I think... and the leg-bone...
Temporary cast at the moment - back on Friday for a proper cast and then 6-8 weeks of slavery for me... noooo:
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Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:
She fractured the same ankle three years ago by jumping in the pool on her burfday.... noooo:
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So how did she do it then?
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So how did she do it then?
I just freaking PM'd you all the gory details! cussing:
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We all deserve to know about this absurdly expensive dog related accident angel1
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Not
gloat goat related then. noooo:
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They should just start their own animal sanctuary/Korean restaurant noooo:
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Wouldn't that involve eating LL's damaged parts? sick2: I am sure that LL is lovely but even so...
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We were rescuing a dog that had been dumped in our road - very frightened....
We couldn't get near it for the past couple of weeks but we've been leaving food out and last night it wandered into next door's garden...
So, today we went round to pick up the dog and take it to the animal shelter. LL picked it up then promptly fell over on the slippery drive (I feel a compo claim coming on)... Luckily the dog was fine... whistle:
LL had five X-Rays, plus a visit to the orthopaedic surgeon, temporary plaster and ?330 out of my wallet... noooo:
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Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?
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Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
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Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?
apparently not - I already suggested it... redface:
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Fill her up with collapso (use funnel if necessary) and do it anyway, you know it makes sense
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Next time just shoot the dog ~ you know it makes sense.
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Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
noooo:
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Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
noooo:
rubschin: An airline ticket to the UK might be cheaper then. Send LL home with her sis as "Nurse in Charge" and get her mended by the NHS ~ Simples
Note: this scheme has additional benefits. whistle:
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Good plan!
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rubschin:
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What a pisser, BM, if there is anything we can do to help let me know (serious mode) ---other wise Lanate works!! eyes: eyes:
B.
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What a pisser, BM, if there is anything we can do to help let me know (serious mode) ---other wise Lanate works!! eyes: eyes:
B.
They banned Lanate tho... evil:
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O'Reilly rubschin:
B.
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O'Reilly O really rubschin:
B.
There sorted for you Toffee, we knew what you meant. whistle:
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Thank you Miss C but the O'Reilly thingy is quite apposite here at the moment. BM will know the "undercurrent" - I so love villge life at times ;D
B.
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Beware of Irishmen bearing tarmac?
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So you met him as well ???
eyes:
B.
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You have a PM
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You have a PM
No I don't... noooo:
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Correct. No one loves you point:
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Correct. No one loves you point:
sad24:
No cards yet... noooo:
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Praps the dog ate them. Give him an enema
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Praps the dog ate them. Give him an enema
Perhaps LL hid them! rubschin:
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As a surprise like? For when the divorce lawyer turns up?
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As a surprise like? For when the divorce lawyer turns up?
Could be... rubschin: