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Title: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 06:19:37 AM
Your present is in the post like...  redface:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2010, 06:39:53 AM
Many happy returns Landlady

I'm assuming that the drinks will be on the house Barman?
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 07:45:42 AM
Why are you saying this on here when you are in the same house as her and she never comes here??  rubschin:

Or are we expecting a state visit  scared2:


Everybody hide!
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 07:56:41 AM
She may not log on but she is watching  you lot  whistle:

Happy Birthday Honey

Hope you have a brill day

P.S it is your birthday not BM's which means he can't start drinking to celebrate at midday  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Pastis on February 09, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
Happy Birthday LL !!  Enjoy the day  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 08:04:04 AM
And come in here and address your people
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2010, 08:04:33 AM
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Many Happy Returns LL
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: GROWLER on February 09, 2010, 09:01:35 AM
She may not log on but she is watching  you lot  whistle:

How do you know?  rubschin:

She got a telephone there under the patio then?

Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 09:03:15 AM
She may not log on but she is watching  you lot  whistle:

How do you know?  rubschin:

She got a telephone there under the patio then?

Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:

She is alive and well which is more than can be said for BM if his present doesn't arrive in the post today  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
She may not log on but she is watching  you lot  whistle:

How do you know?  rubschin:

She got a telephone there under the patio then?

Cheers LL IF you ever get to read this. whistle:

She is alive and well which is more than can be said for BM if his present doesn't arrive in the post today  whistle:

Quite so Miss D.  Happy birthday LL.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 09, 2010, 09:11:55 AM
Happy Birthday! LL ~ wishing you many, many more.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 10:14:50 AM
She has marked the occasion by falling over and breaking her leg and ankle...  ::)

Just back from the horse pickle getting her plastered up...  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:18:44 AM
Oh fooking hell. Poor LL. ANd poor BM  noooo:

Maybe the SILFH could stay on and help with the nursing
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2010, 10:18:54 AM
and that with the broken finger ....  I think we need to inform Social Services on her behalf  eeek:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 10:23:26 AM
Oh fooking hell. Poor LL. ANd poor BM  noooo:

Maybe the SILFH could stay on and help with the nursing


Poor me...  surrender:

SILFH has already suggested that she could stay on....  scared2:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:24:16 AM
Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 11:01:40 AM
Broken ankle though. They take ages to heal  noooo:

Fractured I think... and the leg-bone...

Temporary cast at the moment - back on Friday for a proper cast and then 6-8 weeks of slavery for me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Good grief did you have a pool party without the water like? whistle:

She fractured the same ankle three years ago by jumping in the pool on her burfday....  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
So how did she do it then?
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 11:06:22 AM
So how did she do it then?

I just freaking PM'd you all the gory details!  cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
We all deserve to know about this absurdly expensive dog related accident  angel1
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 11:32:39 AM
Not gloat goat related then. noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
They should just start their own animal sanctuary/Korean restaurant  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 11:39:23 AM
Wouldn't that involve eating LL's damaged parts?  sick2: I am sure that LL is lovely but even so...
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 11:46:56 AM
We were rescuing a dog that had been dumped in our road - very frightened....

We couldn't get near it for the past couple of weeks but we've been leaving food out and last night it wandered into next door's garden...

So, today we went round to pick up the dog and take it to the animal shelter. LL picked it up then promptly fell over on the slippery drive (I feel a compo claim coming on)... Luckily the dog was fine...  whistle:

LL had five X-Rays, plus a visit to the orthopaedic surgeon, temporary plaster and ?330 out of my wallet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:51:14 AM
Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2010, 11:52:50 AM
Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 11:58:39 AM
Presumably the permanent plaster is even more expensive. Can't you do a DIY job with your angle grinder and some concrete?

apparently not - I already suggested it...  redface:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:59:48 AM
Fill her up with collapso (use funnel if necessary) and do it anyway, you know it makes sense
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
Next time just shoot the dog ~ you know it makes sense.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 12:01:50 PM
Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Of course you have health insurance that you can claim against. noooo:
noooo:
rubschin: An airline ticket to the UK might be cheaper then. Send LL home with her sis as "Nurse in Charge" and get her mended by the NHS ~ Simples








Note: this scheme has additional benefits. whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 12:10:29 PM
Good plan!
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 12:21:22 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: toffee on February 09, 2010, 02:50:22 PM
What a pisser, BM, if there is anything we can do to help let me know (serious mode) ---other wise Lanate works!! eyes: eyes:
B.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2010, 02:52:28 PM
What a pisser, BM, if there is anything we can do to help let me know (serious mode) ---other wise Lanate works!! eyes: eyes:
B.

They banned Lanate tho...  evil:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: toffee on February 09, 2010, 03:30:41 PM
O'Reilly  rubschin:
B.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2010, 06:53:59 PM
O'Reilly O really  rubschin:
B.

There sorted for you Toffee, we knew what you meant. whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: toffee on February 12, 2010, 01:17:17 PM
Thank you Miss C but the O'Reilly thingy is quite apposite here at the moment. BM will know the "undercurrent" - I so love villge life at times ;D
B.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
Beware of Irishmen bearing tarmac?
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: toffee on February 12, 2010, 01:21:55 PM
So you met him as well ???
 eyes:
B.
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 01:24:54 PM
You have a PM
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
You have a PM

No I don't...  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 02:26:39 PM
Correct. No one loves you  point:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2010, 02:27:30 PM
Correct. No one loves you  point:

 sad24:

No cards yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 02:28:55 PM
Praps the dog ate them. Give him an enema
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2010, 02:29:27 PM
Praps the dog ate them. Give him an enema

Perhaps LL hid them!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2010, 02:31:11 PM
As a surprise like? For when the divorce lawyer turns up?
Title: Re: Happy Burfday LL
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
As a surprise like? For when the divorce lawyer turns up?

Could be...  rubschin: