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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:20:40 AM
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BM's cooks - LL has food poisoning on top of it all scared2:
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He'll have to wait on her hand and foot for weeks, months even noooo:
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He will be patient , tolerant and completely understanding happy001
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He'll have to wait on her hand and foot for weeks, months even noooo:
With a broken ankle and fingers we just know that's gonna hurt. noooo:
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I wonder how BM is coping with his new list of duties to be undertaking whistle:
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I wonder how BM is coping with his new list of duties to be undertaking whistle:
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He is coping by keeping out of the way like.... whistle:
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What by driving around your house on a sit on mower? whacky115
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What by driving around your house on a sit on mower? whacky115
Oh I wish... eveilgrin:
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Anyhoo, how is peg leg? Is Heather Mills her role model?
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Anyhoo, how is peg leg? Is Heather Mills her role model?
She'll end up like the ex Mrs McCartney if she isn't careful! evil:
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Very rich at your expense? rubschin:
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Very rich at your expense? rubschin:
Unlikely... redface:
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Anyhoo, how is peg leg? Is Heather Mills her role model?
She'll end up like the ex Mrs McCartney if she isn't careful! evil:
With a passion for vegetables whistle:
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That's why she married BM point:
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That's why she married BM point:
happy001
Bastard! evil:
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So .............
tunble:
Are we Nurse? Or are we Barman?
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So .............
tunble:
Are we Nurse? Or are we Barman?
Do you need a drink or an injection? ::)
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I've had my jabs thanks .... drink wouldn't go amiss whistle:
Q on my mind currently: whether 'tis better to buy currency in advance or forget and go to a hole in the wall rubschin:
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In advance
and yes I will support the request for drinks whistle:
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I'll get the drinks.... ::)
By far the best exchange rate here is the local supermarket - much better than the bank and significantly better than changing in the UK...
That is all... surrender:
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If I have time it'll be a quick trip up to M&S then for $Aus .... and er.... WTF do they use in Borneo? Beads? and er... some $HK.
Oh... redface: HK is China. That means Chinese rim rib ... wonga?
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It's still Hong Kong Dollars.
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Anyhooo...
SILFH has changed her broom to Monday now... noooo:
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Next Monday?
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Next Monday?
Yes...
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February 22nd noooo: You will go mad.
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February 22nd noooo: You will go mad.
No... ::)
Next Monday is obviously the 15th spongehead... ::)
Put THAT in your keyboard cat and smoke it!
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You should have said "on" Monday, just to be clear like. ::)
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You should have said "on" Monday, just to be clear like. ::)
Next Monday is quite clear.... ::)
GROWLER!
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But she might originally have been going back this coming Tuesday, in which case you original statement clearly would have implied Feb 22nd.
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But she might originally have been going back this coming Tuesday, in which case you original statement clearly would have implied Feb 22nd.
SILFH has changed her broom to Monday now...
Quite clear... ::)
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This Monday coming, or a week Monday?
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My point exactly. We are surrounded by idiots Banghead
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This Monday coming, or a week Monday?
THIS MONDAY COMING, MONDAY, NEXT BLOODY MONDAY! cussing:
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I sense some tension in your voice BM rubschin:
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His nurses's uniform is a bit tight I spect
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His nurses's uniform is a bit tight I spect
The stilettos pinch a bit...
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You should have said "on" Monday, just to be clear like. ::)
Next Monday is quite clear.... ::)
GROWLER!
Is right. Bunch o' pig headed thicko's in here ey BM? ::)
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BUT HOW IS THE PATIENT?
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Problee a damn sight better off than us lot, lying down, taking it easy and being fed grapes all day long no doubt....by her very own personal recuperation trainer like. cloud9:
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I think he said they were back at the horsepickle today
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I think he said they were back at the horsepickle today
Checking the plaster to see when they can have it off?
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Exactly so.
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I think she is having the temporary replaced with a permanent
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Permanent eeek:
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Well for the duration of her recovery at least
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She has been X-Rayed again and now has a permanent plaster (well, for four weeks anyway) and a prescription for enough pills and stuff to make her rattle... ?155 ::)
I'm exhausted... surrender:
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Do you have to drag her everywhere by her hair, like?
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Do you have to drag her everywhere by her hair, like?
No, by her good leg...
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Good plan. Maybe you could get her a trolley
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Good plan. Maybe you could get her a trolley
Good idea... how about stairs tho...? rubschin:
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Crawl up and roll down.Simples
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Crawl up and roll down.Simples
Job done! happy088
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Put a trampoline at the bottom of the stairs.
ANd have a camera ready
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Shorely you have a crash helmet ? ::)
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Shorely you have a crash helmet ? ::)
LL has no interest in my helmet... noooo:
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Would she like some rock?
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Would she like some rock?
Cake?
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BM,
Get her loaded into the truck & get her into the square -there's a hen night with 50 'women' going on in the Symposium - bride to be arriving on horseback scared2:
I am under the duvet -Pissouri women scare me.
B.
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BM,
Get her loaded into the truck & get her into the square -there's a hen night with 50 'women' going on in the Symposium - bride to be arriving on horseback scared2:
I am under the duvet -Pissouri women scare me.
B.
She was supposed to be going to the hen night... ::)
Decided getting her there and home again was problematic...
Mind you, they had a concrete mixer and pump in the square today! eeek:
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Give her a trolley and some oars angel1
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BM,
Get her loaded into the truck & get her into the square -there's a hen night with 50 'women' going on in the Symposium - bride to be arriving on horseback scared2:
I am under the duvet -Pissouri women scare me.
B.
She was supposed to be going to the hen night... ::)
Decided getting her there and home again was problematic...
Mind you, they had a concrete mixer and pump in the square today! eeek:
They dont piss about when food and drink is being ordered!! Go Nikos eastdrink048
B.
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BM,
Get her loaded into the truck & get her into the square -there's a hen night with 50 'women' going on in the Symposium - bride to be arriving on horseback scared2:
I am under the duvet -Pissouri women scare me.
B.
She was supposed to be going to the hen night... ::)
Decided getting her there and home again was problematic...
Mind you, they had a concrete mixer and pump in the square today! eeek:
They dont piss about when food and drink is being ordered!! Go Nikos eastdrink048
B.
lol: lol: lol:
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And the patient? ...... How is she?
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And the patient? ...... How is she?
Same old, same old... surrender:
Feeling better I think - sleeping better with the new cast on....
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Give her my love and wish her well please.
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Give her my love and wish her well please.
I will indeed... thank you Snoops.... cloud9:
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SHe will need all the luck she can get with that clown looking after her noooo:
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SHe will need all the luck she can get with that clown looking after her noooo:
Don't mentioned clowns! scared2:
Miss D is going to kill you now... you know how it makes me post pictures of clowns... she doesn't even like the word CLOWN it makes her really edgy , that CLOWN word.... noooo:
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SHe will need all the luck she can get with that clown looking after her noooo:
Don't mentioned clowns! scared2:
Miss D is going to kill you now... you know how it makes me post pictures of clowns... she doesn't even like the word CLOWN it makes her really edgy , that CLOWN word.... noooo:
She wouldn't enjoy a day out at werk with me then. I have to deal with many of them ALL day long. cussing:
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evil: evil: evil:
Mind you it is the only way you will send shivers down my spine lol:
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SHe will need all the luck she can get with that clown looking after her noooo:
Don't mentioned clowns! scared2:
Miss D is going to kill you now... you know how it makes me post pictures of clowns... she doesn't even like the word CLOWN it makes her really edgy , that CLOWN word.... noooo:
She wouldn't enjoy a day out at werk with me then. I have to deal with many of them ALL day long. cussing:
That?s what they say abou you
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evil: evil: evil:
Mind you it is the only way you will send shivers down my spine lol:
evil:
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evil: evil: evil:
Mind you it is the only way you will send shivers down my spine lol:
evil:
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BM
Why is there no up-date on this??? We need to know how the lovely LL is doing, young man ::)
B.
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How is she doing?
She is doing my head in that is how she is doing! Banghead
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I spoke to LL last night ....apparently BM has been more then generous when applying the duct tape eeek:
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Thanks you both for the up-date.
Warmest regards,
B.
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I spoke to LL last night ....apparently BM has been more then generous when applying the duct tape eeek:
Except across her mouth obviously. ;)
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scared:
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I spoke to LL last night ....apparently BM has been more then generous when applying the duct tape eeek:
She told you about that??? eeek:
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and much more whistle:
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and much more whistle:
eeek: eeek:
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and much more whistle:
Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I don't think there is any more... noooo:
LL is fine, I'll lock this thread shall I...? whistle:
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We, her devoted followers, demand a daily bulletin on the well being of LL angry037
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We, her devoted followers, demand a daily bulletin on the well being of LL angry037
Her devoted followers can come and do all the cooking and cleaning then! cussing:
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We, her devoted followers, demand a daily bulletin on the well being of LL angry037
Her devoted followers can come and do all the cooking and cleaning then! cussing:
But we have delegated those tasks to you ~ her chosen one angel1
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We, her devoted followers, demand a daily bulletin on the well being of LL angry037
Her devoted followers can come and do all the cooking and cleaning then! cussing:
But we have delegated those tasks to you ~ her chosen one angel1
rubschin:
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Is she having it off this week?
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Is she having it off this week?
Friday hopefully... whistle:
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You will have to cook her something special to celebrate like rubschin:
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We have been invited out Friday night like... to celebrate like...
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Pork?
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noooo:
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Goat again noooo:
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I dunno... Shrugs:
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Slip her some laughing juice eveilgrin:
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I dunno Nick, her leg will be hairy and scabby... sick2:
Gawd knows what the one that has been in plaster will look like.... noooo:
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LL
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redface:
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So, it's the Big Day!
LL can resume her household duties
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So, it's the Big Day!
LL can resume her household duties
She had it off today!
I still seem to be running around like a nigger tho.... noooo:
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SHe could use the hoover as a crutch razz:
See also: Brush, Mop
She will need exercise
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SHe could use the hoover as a crutch razz:
See also: Brush, Mop
She will need exercise
rubschin:
I'll go and fix the Dyson up now.... cloud9:
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She will thank you for that angel1 Tell her I said so angel1
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She will thank you for that angel1 Tell her I said so angel1
Oh I will, don't you worry! point:
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So, it's the Big Day!
LL can resume her household duties
She had it off today!
I still seem to be running around like a nigger tho.... noooo:
eeek: You can't say that!
LL doesn't want you spreading it around that she's had it off. Give the laydee some privacy.
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Naughty step the lot of you, go on now... now right now!
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SHe could use the hoover as a crutch razz:
She could use the hoover for a lot of things eyes:
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Naughty step the lot of you, go on now... now right now!
Nick won't let us on... noooo: