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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:18:00 AM
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First name and car driven please
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First name and car driven please
We patiently wait. sleep021
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This is going to be such fun. A chance for the worldly wise to help the romantically afflicted. We should try for charitable status angel1
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I reckon his name is Rick and he rides a motorbike
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Both seem worryingly likely noooo:
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I reckon his name is Rick and he rides a motorbike
I once knew a Wick who rode a motorbike complete and utter tosser.
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And he had a lisp noooo:
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I reckon his name is Rick and he rides a motorbike
I once knew a Wick who rode a motorbike complete and utter tosser.
Popcorn:
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http://www.petegriggs.com/ (http://www.petegriggs.com/)
Pete is based in Sutton South London and works in Cheam, Wallington, Carshalton, Epsom, Banstead, Ewell, Morden, Crystal Palace, Wimbledon all over London and Surrey
rubschin:
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And he had a lisp noooo:
Oh yeth..
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http://www.petegriggs.com/testimonials.html (http://www.petegriggs.com/testimonials.html)
This explains much. But he looks gay and self-satisfied
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I reckon his name is Rick and he rides a motorbike
I once knew a Wick who rode a motorbike complete and utter tosser.
Popcorn:
We worked together at Northampton County Council he was amember of The Jesus Army.
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Nutters in their own rights. He was trying not to be gay and failing miserably, poor sod and was dressing a la Matrix twenty years before it was created, he was also very overweight so it was not a sexy look by any means.
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Oh, they are nutters without a doubt. WE have one hereabouts who looks like a twonk! Still, that's off topic angel1
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http://www.petegriggs.com/ (http://www.petegriggs.com/)
Pete is based in Sutton South London and works in Cheam, Wallington, Carshalton, Epsom, Banstead, Ewell, Morden, Crystal Palace, Wimbledon all over London and Surrey
rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sorry I have been remiss in posting lately - boring meeting to attend and dumped by Pastis for lunch ( claims to have travel delays ) sad24:
Name is not Rick or Pete but is the first name of one of our regular posters here so won't post in case any of you are horrible whistle:
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Terry? Bad news noooo:
What does he drive?
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Terry? Bad news noooo:
What does he drive?
Women wild.
Or is it wild women?
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Tel the stud muffin point: noooo:
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http://www.petegriggs.com/ (http://www.petegriggs.com/)
Pete is based in Sutton South London and works in Cheam, Wallington, Carshalton, Epsom, Banstead, Ewell, Morden, Crystal Palace, Wimbledon all over London and Surrey
rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sorry I have been remiss in posting lately - boring meeting to attend and dumped by Pastis for lunch ( claims to have travel delays ) sad24:
Name is not Rick or Pete but is the first name of one of our regular posters here so won't post in case any of you are horrible whistle:
His first name is "Darwin's Selection"? How very odd...
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DS can't be a personal trainer. He can't even see his own feet (allegedly)
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I dunno what wheels Shrugs:
I very much much appreciate your assistance in helping me find true love ...however I really am not convinced he is 'the One' noooo:
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Tel the stud muffin point: noooo:
My lips are sealed.
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I dunno what wheels Shrugs:
I very much much appreciate your assistance in helping me find true love ...however I really am not convinced he is 'the One' noooo: But he will do for the time being as he has a big willy and wears Lycra angel1
Wimmin. Only after one thing ::)
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Tel the stud muffin point: noooo:
My lips are sealed.
shutup: shutup: shutup:
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He doesn't wear lycra - wears loose shorts. I have no idea of the package on offer rubschin:
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You have been checking then. I give it till Thursday for him to change his dress code whistle:
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To what eyes:
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Spandex, of course.
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Is spandex the same as lycra ? rubschin:
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It's spelling is different that's for sure. whistle:
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It's spelling is different that's for sure. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I wish I had your level of understanding 8)
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Isn't spandex the one that makes you go BANG?Or is that semtex?
Same thing in this case I spose noooo:
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Only if you put it in the microwave!
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Mine blew up sad24:
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sick2:
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ditto.
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WTF is that and where why did you find it? rubschin:
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Tel in front of a mirror sick2:
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Not often I see another Everton supporter around here -- how kOOOL is that ??
whistle:
B.
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Have you got one of those outfits then rubschin:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Tel in front of a mirror sick2:
You haven't seen TMR in his leathers.
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WTF is that and where why did you find it? rubschin:
Spandex Man.
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Miss D,
well that would be telling whistle:
Amazing the things you can buy in debenhams!1
B.
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Miss D,
well that would be telling whistle:
Amazing the things you can buy in debenhams!1
B.
You're all set for Carnival on Sunday then...? lol:
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Every bloody Sunday is a Carnival around here! Sinister:
B.
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Sunday may be a carnival but last Saturday wasn't.
Liverpool 1 Everton Didn't
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As ever it was a game for the purists -blood, guts, red cards - and a frustrating result whistle:
B.
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Why is he clutching his gonads?
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I suspect not so much clutching as hiding ~ sorry but once you've seen one set you've seen 'em all really.
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Bugger, that puts paid to my latest game then. Hang on a minute you chaps don't stop looking at breasts just because you have seen one pair....
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Well, even with your limited experience you will have noticed that they don't vary much.
Breasts on the other hand come in an infinite variety of shapes and sizes.
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That may be so but why do you chaps carry on looking at breasts then?
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They're just interesting ~ nothing more than that I can assure you.
If all the wimmin in the world walked around bare breasted but with little cones over their noses within a few years men would be saying "Cor, did you see the nose on that!" and no man would give a damn about breasts. It's just the way we are.
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Oh OK
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Legs and bums on the other hand are quite a different matter. eyes:
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As ever it was a game for the purists -blood, guts, red cards - and a frustrating result whistle:
B.
Where's me ruddy 40 line post gone ey? Banghead
Someone's gubbing me posts before they get printed/whetevered in here. WHO!? cussing:
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I see your spandex man and raise it to:
MICHELIN MAN
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Any'ow, enough of this flippancy. ::) Serious stuff to be discussed 'ere.
Is the make and model of his car forthcoming yet then MD?
Most important, and a great ice breaker for conversation. You'll have to read up on some mechanical stuff though like, and learn all about tappets, cams, pistons and timing.
He'll be well impressed with your keen interest. happy088
I like wimmin who know about mechanical things and are not afraid to 'muck in' and get their paws dirty. Shows great character in a generally male dominated environment.
July is defo. out btw.
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Not July then lol:
Next time I see him I will ask him about all things mechanical and tell him I'm not afraid to get mucky....and that will impress him you say rubschin:
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Not July then lol:
Next time I see him I will ask him about all things mechanical and tell him I'm not afraid to get mucky....and that will impress him you say rubschin:
Depends in what context you say it like. ::)
I'd be well impressed, yes.
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Not July then lol:
Next time I see him I will ask him about all things mechanical and tell him I'm not afraid to get mucky....and that will impress him you say rubschin:
If he's a REAL man, yes, of course. ::)
If he's a wuss however, he'll turn his nose up at you, and you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you've had a narrow escape.
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Saved by Nick and Growler rescue services rubschin:
So in this world of yours then where have all the real men gone ...cos there is bugger all sightings of them anywhere round here noooo:
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Saved by Nick and Growler rescue services rubschin:
So in this world of yours then where have all the real men gone ...cos there is bugger all sightings of them anywhere round here noooo:
**cough** whistle:
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Shouldn't you be doing your dusting?
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I think that's why he's coughing whistle:
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Shouldn't you be doing your dusting?
You don't dust in a nurses uniform... ::)
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Saved by Nick and Growler rescue services rubschin:
So in this world of yours then where have all the real men gone ...cos there is bugger all sightings of them anywhere round here noooo:
Ooop North, tending to ferrets pidgeons and Moggy Minors in flat caps, pie in 'paw like. cloud9:
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angel1
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angel1
Absolutely. No fancy pants poncy wimps up here gerl. Well 'ard we are, well 'ard and proper earthy types we are. Salt of the earth. happy088
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angel1
Absolutely. No fancy pants poncy wimps up here gerl. Well 'ard we are, well 'ard and proper earthy types we are. Salt of the earth. I admit Mrs Growler terrifies me though happy088
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angel1
Absolutely. No fancy pants poncy wimps up here gerl. Well 'ard we are, well 'ard and proper earthy types we are. Salt of the earth. I admit Mrs Growler terrifies me though happy088
Someone gubbed your post too? That happened to me last night. Banghead
Oh, just noticed. The bloody mis-quote machine is in action again. ::)
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angel1
Absolutely. No fancy pants poncy wimps up here gerl. Well 'ard we are, well 'ard and proper earthy types we are. Salt of the earth. happy088
So how do you like yer wimmin - rare , medium or well done rubschin:
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angel1
Absolutely. No fancy pants poncy wimps up here gerl. Well 'ard we are, well 'ard and proper earthy types we are. Salt of the earth. happy088
So how do you like yer wimmin - rare , medium or well done rubschin:
Quiet evil:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Popcorn:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in tatters
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in tatters
lol: lol: lol:
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It will be a Shagathon. And then the Brat will arrive.Miss D will lose more weight for free than the whole gym membership
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
I fear for her ribs noooo:
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It will be a Shagathon. And then the Brat will arrive.Miss D will lose more weight for free than the whole gym membership
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
I fear for her ribs noooo:
I'm worried about her... redface:
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Like all wimmin, and despite their protestations, a personal trainer turns up at the door clad in lycra and that's it. The old horizontal tango, even as we speak noooo:
It must be awful for him noooo:
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Like all wimmin, and despite their protestations, a personal trainer turns up at the door clad in lycra and that's it. The old horizontal tango, even as we speak noooo:
It must be awful for him noooo:
He could be an axe wielding homicidal maniac tho...? scared2:
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No, that's her ::)
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No, that's her ::)
Oh yes... redface:
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Maybe you should call to check she is OK, like
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Maybe you should call to check she is OK, like
I think you're right... happy088
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No answer! eeek:
scared2:
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scared2:
Popcorn:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Spect she is bizzy, like eyes:
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Spect she is bizzy, like eyes:
I'm sure you are right... cloud9:
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Bit of a werk out, lii=ke. I spect he is werking on her pecs.
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Bit of a werk out, lii=ke. I spect he is werking on her pecs.
Prolly....
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He may be some time. She wouldn't want it all to go off half-cocked. Like
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He may be some time. She wouldn't want it all to go off half-cocked. Like
I'm sure you're right... the voice of experience like...
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She has gone very quiet. At least, I can't hear her from here eyes:
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She has gone very quiet. At least, I can't hear her from here eyes:
She is here! worthy:
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And panting?
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And panting?
prolly... safe anyway... cloud9:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
Oh and how come he knew your address then ey, answer THAT one! Popcorn:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
"My Metro has broken down... the core plus have rusted out, can I have a kettle of water please?" whistle:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
"My Metro has broken down... the core plus have rusted out, can I have a kettle of water please?" whistle:
Most excellent BM, most excellent. happy088 lol:
You know him too then ey? eeek:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
"My Metro has broken down... the core plus have rusted out, can I have a kettle of water please?" whistle:
Most excellent BM, most excellent. happy088 lol:
You know him too then ey? eeek:
No, I used to have an Austin 1300... redface:
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She has gone very quiet. At least, I can't hear her from here eyes:
She is here! worthy:
All quiet....in here...for an hour and a 'arf then like ey? rubschin:
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She has gone very quiet. At least, I can't hear her from here eyes:
She is here! worthy:
All quiet....in here...for an hour and a 'arf then like ey? rubschin:
Nearly four hours! eeek:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
"My Metro has broken down... the core plus have rusted out, can I have a kettle of water please?" whistle:
Most excellent BM, most excellent. happy088 lol:
You know him too then ey? eeek:
No, I used to have an Austin 1300... redface:
I know, I remember our conversation about it last year. GT wan'it like mine, in Teal Blue? cloud9:
Bet MD's lycra man drives a BMW. ::)
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She has gone very quiet. At least, I can't hear her from here eyes:
She is here! worthy:
All quiet....in here...for an hour and a 'arf then like ey? rubschin:
Nearly four hours! eeek:
Most disgustourous. noooo:
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Guess who has just turned up at my house rubschin:
I will report back in laters
Oh'i. ;)
Did you get to see what mowter he's got then ey, did you?
So what limp wristed excuse did he have then ey...just passing by and it seemed rude not to knock and say hello.. or some other old shite chestnut of an excuse of equal unbelieveabilty? ::)
"My Metro has broken down... the core plus have rusted out, can I have a kettle of water please?" whistle:
Most excellent BM, most excellent. happy088 lol:
You know him too then ey? eeek:
No, I used to have an Austin 1300... redface:
I know, I remember our conversation about it last year. GT wan'it like mine, in Teal Blue? cloud9:
Bet MD's lycra man drives a BMW. ::)
Nah... these personal trainers are all eco-nutters... ::)
I bet he travels everywhere on a mountain bike he made from bits he found down the tip like... lol:
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Bera gerimself a tandem then ey? ;)
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Bera gerimself a tandem then ey? ;)
Or a side-car.... whistle:
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What an afternoon noooo:
Growler how the hell he knew my address was my first question . As far as I knew he didn't even know my surname . Apparently he checked the database at work - searched under first name and then checked through the postcodes as he knows I live locally .
He wanted to surprise me as he knew I was working from home ( he had text in the morning asking if I was going to be there after work )
We were having a few words - well I was, when The Brat walked in with her friend ( you should have seen her face that was a picture ;D ) so I decided it was best if we left and we went out to have a long and clear cut chat.
I think the matter is sorted now
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What an afternoon noooo:
Growler how the hell he knew my address was my first question . As far as I knew he didn't even know my surname . Apparently he checked the database at work - searched under first name and then checked through the postcodes as he knows I live locally .
He wanted to surprise me as he knew I was working from home ( he had text in the morning asking if I was going to be there after work )
We were having a few words - well I was, when The Brat walked in with her friend ( you should have seen her face that was a picture ;D ) so I decided it was best if we left and we went out to have a long and clear cut chat.
I think the matter is sorted now
Can you let us know where we can send flowers for the poor fellow...?
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... so I decided it was best if we left and we went out to have a long and clear cut chat.
I think the matter is sorted now
eeek: happ096
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What an afternoon noooo:
Growler how the hell he knew my address was my first question . As far as I knew he didn't even know my surname . Apparently he checked the database at work - searched under first name and then checked through the postcodes as he knows I live locally .
He wanted to surprise me as he knew I was working from home ( he had text in the morning asking if I was going to be there after work )
We were having a few words - well I was, when The Brat walked in with her friend ( you should have seen her face that was a picture ;D ) so I decided it was best if we left and we went out to have a long and clear cut chat.
I think the matter is sorted now
So, WHAT BLOODY CAR HAS HE GOT THEN? Banghead
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
Didn't he drive you to the gym like...? Shrugs:
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Errr no I presume he walked down as it is not that far Shrugs:
Thanks for your concern by the way - most appreciated . I see some people were just grateful for the peace and quiet sad24:
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
Could you? It would be most helpful for furthering our most helpful, and FREE no obligations advisory service for you. cloud9:
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
Could you? It would be most helpful for furthering our most helpful, and FREE no obligations advisory service for you. cloud9:
Leaky Metro...
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
Could you? It would be most helpful for furthering our most helpful, and FREE no obligations advisory service for you. cloud9:
But what happens then when he thinks I want to go for a ride or more ....what advice then . I am not sending mixed messages then whacky115
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I don't bloody know ....shall I text him and ask Banghead
Could you? It would be most helpful for furthering our most helpful, and FREE no obligations advisory service for you. cloud9:
But what happens then when he thinks I want to go for a ride or more ....what advice then . I am not sending mixed messages then whacky115
::)
Simply drop into the conversation.... " I bet you drive a 1973 Metro with leaky core plugs you pervy wanker"
Simples! happy088
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Errr no I presume he walked down as it is not that far Shrugs:
Thanks for your concern by the way - most appreciated . I see some people were just grateful for the peace and quiet sad24:
We are all glad you are safe.
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What an afternoon noooo:
Growler how the hell he knew my address was my first question . As far as I knew he didn't even know my surname . Apparently he checked the database at work - searched under first name and then checked through the postcodes as he knows I live locally .
He wanted to surprise me as he knew I was working from home ( he had text in the morning asking if I was going to be there after work )
We were having a few words - well I was, when The Brat walked in with her friend ( you should have seen her face that was a picture ;D ) so I decided it was best if we left and we went out to have a long and clear cut chat.
I think the matter is sorted now
An hour and a half of torture ... some which involved a bungee rope thing eyes:
Sauna and Steam room and then to the bar next door for drinks. Walked me home and then said goodnight . Is that ok folks ;D
rubschin:
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
I did follow a berd to her place of werk once though, after many months of waving to each other on our ways to werk in the mornings, then left a ded sweet note on her windscreen asking for a date. redface:
She was dead impressed with my unique dating methods and chivalry. cloud9:
Only went out with her once, and never even gorra snog. Banghead
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Definite lesbian then ;D
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What an afternoon noooo:
Growler how the hell he knew my address was my first question
. Walked me home and then said goodnight . Is that ok folks ;D
rubschin:
He didn't actually walk me to my door the other day. Just to a main road junction .
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Definite lesbian then ;D
;D
Must have been whistle:
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This is like a soap opera noooo:
Popcorn:
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This is like a soap opera noooo:
Popcorn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQT3Omqtw
cloud9:
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
Quite so Bear. Very questionable in my view
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Definite lesbian then ;D
;D
Must have been whistle:
evil:
I'll have you know she WAS dead fit like.
I was devo'd when she dumped me, not that we aver really 'went out' with each other....if you get me drift like.
All that friendliness and hunting over several months, and what did I get? A bill for ?20 for the meal. ::)
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Definite lesbian then ;D
;D
Must have been whistle:
evil:
I'll have you know she WAS dead fit like.
I was devo'd when she dumped me, not that we aver really 'went out' with each other....if you get me drift like.
All that friendliness and hunting over several months, and what did I get? A bill for ?20 for the meal. ::)
Well, it could have been worse eh... who knows...? Shrugs:
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
Quite so Bear. Very questionable in my view
There's more to all this than meets the eye imo. Stuff being kept from us. rubschin:
We need more facts like.
We have your interests at 'eart, don't we Nick?
We know about these things, don't we Nick?
Always 'appy to help with friendly and well meaning advice aren't we Nick. happy088
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Definite lesbian then ;D
;D
Must have been whistle:
evil:
I'll have you know she WAS dead fit like.
I was devo'd when she dumped me, not that we aver really 'went out' with each other....if you get me drift like.
All that friendliness and hunting over several months, and what did I get? A bill for ?20 for the meal. ::)
Well, it could have been worse eh... who knows...? Shrugs:
...who actually cares? Shrugs:
She was a munter anyway, Her loss. ::)
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
Quite so Bear. Very questionable in my view
There's more to all this than meets the eye imo. Stuff being kept from us. rubschin:
We need more facts like.
We have your interests at 'eart, don't we Nick?
We know about these things, don't we Nick?
Always 'appy to help with friendly and well meaning advice aren't we Nick. happy088
Which facts...? rubschin:
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
Quite so Bear. Very questionable in my view
There's more to all this than meets the eye imo. Stuff being kept from us. rubschin:
We need more facts like.
We have your interests at 'eart, don't we Nick?
We know about these things, don't we Nick?
Always 'appy to help with friendly and well meaning advice aren't we Nick. happy088
Which facts...? rubschin:
The non fictional ones like.
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Seriously for a mo like, but with the extremely limited knowledge of what has actually been said between you's, this geezer sounds a bit of a chancer to me.
I wouldn't dream of fishing out some berds address from the presumably confidential files, and then usng that info for me own personal use like.
Quite so Bear. Very questionable in my view
There's more to all this than meets the eye imo. Stuff being kept from us. rubschin:
We need more facts like.
We have your interests at 'eart, don't we Nick?
We know about these things, don't we Nick?
Always 'appy to help with friendly and well meaning advice aren't we Nick. happy088
Which facts...? rubschin:
There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
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There's more to all this than meets the eye imo. Stuff being kept from us. rubschin:
We need more facts like.
We have your interests at 'eart, don't we Nick?
We know about these things, don't we Nick?
Always 'appy to help with friendly and well meaning advice aren't we Nick. happy088
What more do you need to know - I need help of some sort I know that lol:
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WHAT SORT OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
I will obviously need to investigate the motor issues out - as this apparently is important rubschin:
He does have eyes and they tend to look straight at you when talking and don't shift about to either side
Touching ....err not quite sure what is meant be this . I did decline the offer of a shiatsu massage which he is also apparently trained in - does that count
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WHAT SORT OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
....or bike even? Motorised of manual? Quad? Hovercraft? Stilts? Horse p'raps?
Who knows? Will we ever find out? Problee not. We're dealing with a wumman here Nick. ::)
Was he looking you in the eyes when he was talking like, or was his eyes, you know ;), roaming around a bit kind of like.
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There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
I will obviously need to investigate the motor issues out - as this apprently is important rubschin:
He does have eyes and they tend to look staright at you when talking and don't shift about to either side
Touching ....err not quite sure what is meant be this . I did decline the offer of a shiatsu massage which he is also apparently trained in - does that count
Oh'i. Oh'i. rubschin:
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There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
I will obviously need to investigate the motor issues out - as this apprently is important rubschin:
He does have eyes and they tend to look staright at you when talking and don't shift about to either side
Touching ....err not quite sure what is meant be this . I did decline the offer of a shiatsu massage which he is also apparently trained in - does that count
Touching, you know. ;)
Hand on elbows, arms, shoulders constantly...ish while he was talking to you like. rubschin:
Please don't tell us he touched your knees. noooo:
We're just assembling a picture in our minds like....for your help and further most helpful advice.
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Ahhh.... cloud9:
The old "I'm a trained masseur" line.... worthy:
The boy is smooth if a little corny....
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You are being sooooo kind and generous with the advice like. Are you sure you are not going to issue me with a hooooge bill at the end of this rubschin:
As for the touching - yes he is a hand on shoulders, brush the hair off your face kinda guy rubschin:
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Ahhh.... cloud9:
The old "I'm a trained masseur" line.... worthy:
The boy is smooth if a little corny....
We're getting 'there' ey, albeit very very slowly.
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You are being sooooo kind and generous with the advice like. Are you sure you are not going to issue me with a hooooge bill at the end of this rubschin:
As for the touching - yes he is a hand on shoulders, brush the hair off your face kinda guy rubschin:
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
This isn't panning out too well on current info. noooo:
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Look Miss D, it's very simple
Growler: fleet of vehicles and lots of off roading = wants to talk about cars a lot and take you to muddy places. Never seen at weekends, likely to have oily fingers. Likely to have lots of muddy/oily mates who eat too many bacon sarnies
BM: One Pajero and lots of bikes which he takes to bits as soon as he gets them = tinkering buffoon who is forever whinging about broken bolts or whatever. Spends all disposable income on gadgets.
TMR: obsessed with old motorbikes, likely to break down a lot and spend hours in futile repairs. Seldom seen outside of garage. Uses Swarfega and it shows.
Tel: walks everywhere. Wise given excessive Young's intake
and so on. Simples
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Thanks for the VP male gender profiling lol:
and Nick scared2:
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Look Miss D, it's very simple
Growler: fleet of vehicles and lots of off roading = wants to talk about cars a lot and take you to muddy places. Never seen at weekends, likely to have oily fingers. Likely to have lots of muddy/oily mates who eat too many bacon sarnies
BM: One Pajero and lots of bikes which he takes to bits as soon as he gets them = tinkering buffoon who is forever whinging about broken bolts or whatever. Spends all disposable income on gadgets.
TMR: obsessed with old motorbikes, likely to break down a lot and spend hours in futile repairs. Seldom seen outside of garage. Uses Swarfega and it shows.
Tel: walks everywhere. Wise given excessive Young's intake
and so on. Simples
Nick: Walks everywhere due to excessive intake whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-transport025.gif&hash=273083ab0bdbbe5b9acfecf9451e8b143b84d4d1) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
I will obviously need to investigate the motor issues out - as this apparently is important rubschin:
He does have eyes and they tend to look straight at you when talking and don't shift about to either side
Touching ....err not quite sure what is meant be this . I did decline the offer of a shiatsu massage which he is also apparently trained in - does that count
Good grief wumman. He is just too pushy. Keep a bucket of cold water about you at all times
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I normally charge for this article I wrote recently, but seeing as I know you like, you can have it for free. cloud9:
http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/channels/articles/what-are-men-saying.asp
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There are several unanswered questions regarding make and model of car, eyes and touching.
We need these for full assessment purposes like...urgently.
I will obviously need to investigate the motor issues out - as this apparently is important rubschin:
He does have eyes and they tend to look straight at you when talking and don't shift about to either side
Touching ....err not quite sure what is meant be this . I did decline the offer of a shiatsu massage which he is also apparently trained in - does that count
Good grief wumman. He is just too pushy. Keep a bucket of cold water about you at all times
Absobloodylutely Nick.
We know about these things don't we! happy100
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Naturally, though I have never been on the wrong end of a bucket of cold water, fortunately. This is because I am sensitive, intelligent, skillful and modest and have some insight into how fooking weird wimmin are*.
*Mrs Nick excepted
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I normally charge for this article I wrote recently, but seeing as I know you like, you can have it for free. cloud9:
http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/channels/articles/what-are-men-saying.asp
I can't access this at work ...but will read intently later
I am sure I will be a better person for it rubschin:
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It'll take more than Growler's endless article noooo:
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I normally charge for this article I wrote recently, but seeing as I know you like, you can have it for free. cloud9:
http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/channels/articles/what-are-men-saying.asp
That's a lots of words to say very little.
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WHat kind of car do you drive Uncle?
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WHat kind of car do you drive Uncle?
A Ford Fusion. I know these things you know.
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Is that nuclear powered then? eeek:
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As for the touching - yes he is a hand on shoulders, brush the hair off your face kinda guy rubschin:
evil:
When I tried that I got this: -
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evil:
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Is that nuclear powered then? eeek:
He was looking for another car last year, but the outcome and info wasn't updated for me data base like. noooo:
Here's another little article I wrote recently like....no charge for you lot, naturally. ;)
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As for the touching - yes he is a hand on shoulders, brush the hair off your face kinda guy rubschin:
evil:
When I tried that I got this: -
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evil:
Never mess with Dr No noooo:
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Is that nuclear powered then? eeek:
He was looking for another car last year, but the outcome and info wasn't updated for me data base like. noooo:
Here's another little article I wrote recently like....no charge for you lot, naturally. ;)
http://uk.askmen.com/cars/car_tips_150/162_car_tip.html
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I normally charge for this article I wrote recently, but seeing as I know you like, you can have it for free. cloud9:
http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/channels/articles/what-are-men-saying.asp
That's a lots of words to say very little.
You can't just dive straight in...so to speak. All delicate stuff.
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When I tried that I got this: -
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fslap.jpg&hash=fa420cfc45d9b735cad9a1512c562c7f319866b8)
evil:
and you still asked for the tickle afterwards noooo:
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When I tried that I got this: -
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fslap.jpg&hash=fa420cfc45d9b735cad9a1512c562c7f319866b8)
evil:
and you still asked for the tickle afterwards noooo:
I thought it was the least you could do... after breaking my nose like... sad24:
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I normally charge for this article I wrote recently, but seeing as I know you like, you can have it for free. cloud9:
http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/channels/articles/what-are-men-saying.asp
That's a lots of words to say very little.
You can't just dive straight in...so to speak. All delicate stuff.
Pray tell us, has it had a big impact on Mrs Growler? rubschin:
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Naturally, though I have never been on the wrong end of a bucket of cold water, fortunately. This is because they are normally kept in reserve in case I manage to blow up a kitchen appliance.
whistle:
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Gym personel trainer. Prepare yourself for the summer (http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=28761)
Miss D has told him where I live! eeek:
Shame about the spelling tho... lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
I get a bonus for new introductions ;)
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Not sure I want my body ripped though scared2:
Or someone following me from the supermarket to the kitchen evil:
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lol: lol: lol:
I get a bonus for new introductions ;)
I guessed that was it - one personal session for each introduction...? eyes:
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and 10 free if I can really provide him with a challenge whistle: