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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on February 11, 2010, 08:59:51 AM

Title: Bad chests
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2010, 08:59:51 AM
Always been my weakness  noooo:

Pneumonia (twice)
Pleurisy
Chesty coughs

Now some horrid infection that makes my lungs hurt and makes me cough like a faulty lawnmower  noooo:

Off to the doc later to try to get some pills so I can shake it off before Lanzartotty
Title: Re: Bad chests
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2010, 09:09:44 AM
That'll be the smerking then...
Title: Re: Bad chests
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2010, 09:11:58 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Do you need some Vick's ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bad chests
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 11, 2010, 09:37:42 AM
Why does Tesco make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Title: Re: Bad chests
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2010, 09:38:30 AM
They are run by keen Darwinists
Title: Re: Bad chests
Post by: GROWLER on February 12, 2010, 10:42:19 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 11, 2010, 09:37:42 AM
Why does Tesco make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


To jog yer memory as you walk past the grapes display.
Never miss a possible sales opportunity. noooo: