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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:12:50 PM
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I actually leave now in the small hours of the 16th. Flight cock up ::)
I have managed to transfer the Brazilian hotel booking somewhere closer to Lanzartotty. redface:
Katey will be at my beck and call cloud9:
I now have trousers again. spider:
What can possibly go wrong?
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I actually leave now in the small hours of the 16th. Flight cock up ::)
I have managed to transfer the Brazilian hotel booking somewhere closer to Lanzartotty. redface:
Katey will be at my beck and call cloud9:
I now have trousers again. spider:
What can possibly go wrong?
Flight cock up...? Popcorn:
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redface:
Meant to go tomorrow. Going Tuesday. THIS Tuesday evil:
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redface:
Meant to go tomorrow. Going Tuesday. THIS Tuesday evil:
Because...? Popcorn:
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Because I FOOKED IT UP AND NOW HAVE TO PAY ?35 FOR A TAXI TO FOOKING JOHN LENNON AIRPORT (UNLESS GROWLER TAKES ME)
OK? evil:
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Because I FOOKED IT UP AND NOW HAVE TO PAY ?35 FOR A TAXI TO FOOKING JOHN LENNON AIRPORT (UNLESS GROWLER TAKES ME)
OK? evil:
You booked a flight to Mexico or summat...? Popcorn:
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NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D
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NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Did you get confused with NEXT Sunday or summat then...? Popcorn:
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fOOK OFF
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NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Did you get confused with NEXT Sunday or summat then...? Popcorn:
happy001 happy001
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fOOK OFF
Oh dear, listen to potty mouth... noooo:
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fOOK OFF
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Most known as a replacement for the term fuck, the exact origin of Fook is unclear, but appears to have roots in Irish culture. Fook is a word commonly used among the Juggalo community of southern Maine and surrounding regions.
Fook ranges from an exclamation, an insult, or an adjective.
Fook off!
Fook you!
Fook yeah!
What the fook?
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YOU FOOK OFF TOO Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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sad32: sad32:
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You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday... whistle: whistle:
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You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday... whistle: whistle:
In Mexico perhaps...? rubschin:
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angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday... whistle: whistle:
In Mexico perhaps...? rubschin:
I hear Cyprus is nice this time of year eveilgrin:
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You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday... whistle: whistle:
In Mexico perhaps...? rubschin:
I hear Cyprus is nice this time of year eveilgrin:
Nice without Nick... whistle:
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Well if I was Nick I'd be changing my flight after that remark BM whistle:
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Well if I was Nick I'd be changing my flight after that remark BM whistle:
He could try... he'd prolly end up with twenty kilos of carrots from Tesco... lol: lol: lol:
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Just a thought BM but how many hotels are there in Cyprus? Nick did say he had moved his closer to Lanzartotty point:
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Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D
What time we meeting up - I need an excuse to get out now ;D
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Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D
What time we meeting up - I need an excuse to get out now ;D
Relaxing stressful weekend away then? rubschin:
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My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her ::) ::) ::)
She's due for a snooze soon whistle:
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My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her ::) ::) ::)
She's due for a snooze soon whistle:
Chloroform? spider:
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Axe?
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My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her ::) ::) ::)
She's due for a snooze soon whistle:
She mentioned your personal trainer friend? point:
Have you to invite him round for Sunday tea then? point:
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My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her ::) ::) ::)
She's due for a snooze soon whistle:
She mentioned your personal trainer friend? point:
Have you to invite him round for Sunday tea then? point:
The CARD! eeek:
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All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote evil:
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All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote evil:
Indeed. But surely you already knew that you are srictly and most definately NOT allowed under any circumstances whatsoever EVER to be seen to be even remotely enjoying yourself in any shape or form if you have kids, especially teenage ones. noooo:
You did bring it on a bit yerself though allowing personal training massage lycra metro man in to your house when you knew the Brat was due back.
Wimmin love tittle tattle, that's why she's snitched on you to her gran.
Many points to be earned, but surely you already knew this, being a wumman like? ::)
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I hear what you are saying oh mighty wise bear - but you know what ...I will enjoy myself how and when I want.
The teenager will be embarrassedd of the parent whatever they do - so I may as well give them enough material for many sessions with their counsel whistle:
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WHy is everyone talking like a foreigner? rubschin:
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To help 'ease you in ' for your holiday
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2 more sleeps cloud9:
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2 more sleeps cloud9:
Christ almighty. THAT many? ::)
That's infantile kids talk btw, 'sleeps', give me bloody strength.
What a total and utter dork you are anyway ey? WHO in their right mind would want to go away on holiday when the kids are on half term ey, who?
Oh you, of course, naturally. Plank of the north.::)
Hope your plane is full of puking screaming overely excited sprogs kicking the back of your chair. happy088
Don't suppose you considered taking 'the Boy' with you by any chance did you?
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? point:
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Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend. cloud9:
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Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend. cloud9:
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Will you be on the same plane? rubschin:
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Will you be on the same plane? rubschin:
No, I will be in Cyprus... in the sun like.... cloud9:
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? point:
Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? point:
Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:
And the inevitable delays... noooo:
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? point:
Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:
And the inevitable delays... noooo:
...surrounded by screaming sprogs, oh, and the queing up for your cases at lanzergrotty airport, grot sprogs excitedly running amok, oh the overwhelming joy of joys ey? ::)
I'll be thinking of you whilst I'm yomping up 'me 'ill', all quiet and peaceful like. cloud9:
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Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone cloud9:
The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...? point:
Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:
And the inevitable delays... noooo:
...surrounded by screaming sprogs, oh, and the queing up for your cases at lanzergrotty airport, grot sprogs excitedly running amok, oh the overwhelming joy of joys ey? ::)
I forgot the carousel.... eeek:
Little bastards pushing in front of him, zooming around on a luggage trolley and bashing into his legs... oh dear oh dear... noooo:
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. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXGP4Ya6iII
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. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXGP4Ya6iII
lol: lol: lol:
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Hope you have a lovely holiday Nick
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Thank you hound. What can possibly go wrong?
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You'll be fine. ;)
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You'll be fine. ;)
You mean fined
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Well I now have Euros. The exchange rate is dreadful noooo:
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Well I now have Euros. The exchange rate is dreadful noooo:
You'd prolly get a much better rate on the street there...
Didn't Katie tell you this...?
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I need some dosh for when I arrive ::)
The rest I can get there...
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I need some dosh for when I arrive ::)
The rest I can get there...
Isn't your Lanzarotty totty going to pick you up from the airport then...?
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Oh she'll be waiting for him all right whistle:
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eeek:scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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eeek:scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
point: point: point: point:
Hahahahaha!
That bikini pic she sent you was taken in 1947!
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Just doing some housework before I leave. Fooking hoover blew up angry041:
Burning fluff all over the show noooo:
I need a hoover to clear up the mess Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Just doing some housework before I leave. Fooking hoover blew up angry041:
Burning fluff all over the show noooo:
I need a hoover to clear up the mess Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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A preview of Lanzarote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9apKydtVyk
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Bah! I thought it was going to explode in a ball of flame... evil:
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That was the hoover noooo:
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Bah! I thought it was going to explode in a ball of flame... evil:
eveilgrin: That's what I was looking for ;)
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There is time yet ::)
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Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear. Banghead
That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that. noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly? Shrugs:
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Is sir travelling for business or pleasure?
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Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear. Banghead
That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that. noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly? Shrugs:
Hey...I dont want him to be worried on the flight out. I want him relaxed...calm...confident... secure...I want him to have a nice holiday...then... eveilgrin:
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Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear. Banghead
That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that. noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly? Shrugs:
Hey...I dont want him to be worried on the flight out. I want him relaxed...calm...confident... secure...I want him to have a nice holiday...then... eveilgrin:
I'm past bloody caring about his flamin' holiday tbqatth.
It's all we've fookin; 'eard about for the last week. ::)
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Is he going alone? Is he meeting up with people?
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I am going alone but expect to be in good hands
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Lanzagrotty off season? You will be in wrinkly hands!
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Lanzagrotty off season? You will be in wrinkly hands!
happy001 happy001 happy001
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I thought that was a good one!!
Haven't you missed me? point:
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Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years scared2:. Feels a bit odd.
You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me angel1
Do try to keep the board pure in my absence
TTFN
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Enjoy the Lanzarotty totty Nick...
Find 'tintermong cafe and keep in touch...
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Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler,
'Kin charming, tit. cussing:
Good riddance, and don't hurry back mouse.
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Miss 'im already like.
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Miss 'im already like.
Me too... sad24:
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Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years scared2:. Feels a bit odd.
You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me angel1
Do try to keep the board pure in my absence
TTFN
sad24:
I need regular updates ...I will worry whistle:
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Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years scared2:. Feels a bit odd.
You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me angel1
Do try to keep the board pure in my absence
TTFN
sad24:
I need regular updates ...I will worry whistle:
P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088
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I didn't want to mention it like....
MILFH's flight was delayed 45 minutes yesterday because they couldn't close the door... ::)
Got to Heathrow and couldn't open the bloody thing! lol:
Everybody had to get down steps at the back of the plane and into a bus...
I'm sure Nick's flight will be okay tho.... whistle:
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I didn't want to mention it like....
MILFH's flight was delayed 45 minutes yesterday because they couldn't close the door... ::)
Got to Heathrow and couldn't open the bloody thing! lol:
Everybody had to get down steps at the back of the plane and into a bus...
I'm sure Nick's flight will be okay tho.... whistle:
Good off roading mate of mine is going out to Lanzergrotty this morning. I suspect it's the same flight from L'pool too. eeek:
I warned him to stay clear.
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I thought that was a good one!!
Haven't you missed me? point:
Yes ....... which is why I email you but I never get a reply ~ so I've stopped worrying about you. evil:
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P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088
Indeed. They've started eeek:
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P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088
Indeed. They've started eeek:
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Fooking plane nearly crash landed, we had to go round and try again scared2:
Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight
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Fooking plane nearly crash landed, we had to go round and try again scared2:
Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight
Never mind all that, what about Katie, what will she do next?
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Fooking plane nearly crash landed, we had to go round and try again scared2:
Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight
Look you gormless bird brained mouse, it either crashed or it didn't. Simple....just like you. ::)
AND STOP THE BASTARD TEXT MESSAGES. I'M NOT FERKIN' INTERESTED WHERE T.F. YOU ARE, OK? Banghead
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Yeah - what is Katie like Popcorn:
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Yeah - what is Katie like Popcorn:
If she is going to a BBQ with Nick then either extremely brave or blissfully unaware of his disaster magnetism. whistle:
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Popcorn:
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Morning. Bit cloudio so far. Going out exploring today angel1
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How was the BBQ?
eyes:
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Yes, and what's Katie like? Pics please.
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Bit of a dissapointment I reckon.... whistle:
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Bit of a dissapointment I reckon.... whistle:
For Katie... whistle:
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Bit of a dissapointment I reckon.... whistle:
For Katie... whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Who's Katie?
Wasn't she in the OXO ad?
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Who's Katie?
Wasn't she in the OXO ad?
OMO more like... lol:
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Who's Katie?
Wasn't she in the OXO ad?
OMO more like... lol:
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Who's Katie?
Wasn't she in the OXO ad?
OMO more like... lol:
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Had a nice day out and got a bit burnt. >Now exploring the mahoosive DVD library angel1
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Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?
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No hay problema.
OK?
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Helllooooooo Meeester Nick! ;D
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I am going motoring again tomorrow angel1
Time now for a little nap I think
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I am going motoring again tomorrow angel1
Time now for a little nap I think
What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?
What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?
Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol.... ;D
Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...? whistle:
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And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:
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And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:
Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address: Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address: Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address: 28050 Madrid
address: SPAIN
Weather: Scorchio
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I am going motoring again tomorrow angel1
Time now for a little nap I think
What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?
What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?
Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol.... ;D
Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...? whistle:
I just need to catch up on some sleep while I can whistle:
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I am going motoring again tomorrow angel1
Time now for a little nap I think
What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?
What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?
Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol.... ;D
Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...? whistle:
I just need to catch up on some sleep while I can whistle:
Of course, of course.... ::)
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And now I am up, showered and raring to go eveilgrin:
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And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:
Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address: Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address: Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address: 28050 Madrid
address: SPAIN
Weather: Scorchio
Spoofed?
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And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:
Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address: Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address: Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address: 28050 Madrid
address: SPAIN
Weather: Scorchio
Spoofed?
Could be... rubschin:
Nah, not by Nick... noooo:
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The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful eyes:
And blonde cloud9:
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The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful eyes:
And blonde cloud9:
Popcorn:
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She wont last the week
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She wont last the week
But will Nick?
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The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful eyes:
And blonde cloud9:
Oh well ... if she 's blonde ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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It will end in tears... or a babby! cloud9:
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It will end in tears... or a babby! cloud9:
Or both
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Natasha has mahoosive blue eyes (and other charms to correspond eyes:) She is my neighbour at present.
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BM,
I she , do you think, related to the Natasha that lives in Piss... Oh. Never mind whistle:
B.
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Katey has gone to Gran Canaria for the weekend (I gallantly ran her to the ferry earlier angel1)
Natash arrives at 8.
Nibbles are ready eyes:
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Katey has fled the country!
point:
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Natash arrives at 8.
Rohypnol is ready eyes:
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Natash arrives at 8.
Rohypnol is ready eyes:
Chloroform as a backup prolly Darwin! lol:
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Nick , Nat, Paddy whack gave the bloke a bone (er)
This ol man ain't coming home whistle:
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Nick , Nat, Paddy whack gave the bloke a bone (er)
This ol man ain't coming home whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I just woke up surrender:
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I just woke up surrender:
You're supposed to put the Rhypnol in her drink... ::)
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I just woke up surrender:
When you going back to sleep then please?
You must be so so tired after a night of mucho lustiness with the cleaner lucious delectable nymph, Natasha, oh yes! cloud9:
Just the thought ey, just the thought. sick2: sick2: sick2:
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I just woke up surrender:
So it was all just a dream after all!
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I just woke up surrender:
So it was all just a dream after all!
lol: lol: lol:
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I need a nap surrender:
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I just woke up surrender:
You're supposed to put the Rhypnol in her drink... ::)
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Katey calls to say she is returning from Gran Canaria tonight eeek:. Will have to keep jher away from Natasha scared2:
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Katey calls to say she is returning from Gran Canaria tonight eeek:. Will have to keep jher away from Natasha scared2:
Pray, do tell us mere mortals as to just how difficult it actually is to keep someone out of your ever optomistic and hopeful imagination, bleedin' dreamboat? Shrugs:
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Growler is an jealous bear noooo:
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Growler is an jealous bear noooo:
is Katey a jealous granny tho...? rubschin:
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evil:
She was meant to be back on MOnday, like, when I am in a hotel. NOt here with Natasha next door scared2:
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evil:
She was meant to be back on MOnday, like, when I am in a hotel. NOt here with Natasha next door scared2:
Cat fight! eyes:
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I could take pictures angel1
scared2:
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I could take pictures angel1
scared2:
Like the pictures of the train set in the cake shop...? ::)
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Kate and Natasha...fighting over Nick
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2Fzufcjo.jpg&hash=442a26437193104fde3a34bd9c9298e3a6f32fd2)
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Kate and Natasha...fighting over Nick
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2Fzufcjo.jpg&hash=442a26437193104fde3a34bd9c9298e3a6f32fd2)
And then Nick wakes up...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.karineriksson.se%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fp1040954.jpg&hash=a6cc90510150df61ef7f6b7d5924bda45ef6ce41)
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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evil:
I may have to hide scared2:
And my ap?rtment is full of finches cussing:
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They'll be the only birds you'll get today
point:
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They'll be the only birds you'll get today
point:
drumroll:
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evil:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
Bad pirate. Just as well I was out, I had a similar photo I could have posted eeek:
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I need a nap surren
Nap; A soft or fuzzy surface on fabric or leather.
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eeek:
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Popcorn:
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Katey wants dinner at 7.30. Natasha is out on a trip till 11. Can I manage? scared2:
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2 dinners rubschin: of course you can whistle:
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"On a trip". You been dropping the acid tabs in her cocktail?
Your desperation and lack of finesse disgusts me...
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rubschin:
2 dinners rubschin: of course you can whistle:
rubschin:
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"On a trip". You been dropping the acid tabs in her cocktail?
Your desperation and lack of finesse disgusts me...
happy001
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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What's next I wonder?
A donkey punch, tazer or ketamine?
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Fish
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An eruption of volcanic proportions whistle:
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One can hope eveilgrin:
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If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...
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Leave my nozzle out of this evil:
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If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...
lol: lol: lol:
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If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...
AAhhh the ol spit roasting whistle:
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And then Nick wakes up...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.karineriksson.se%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fp1040954.jpg&hash=a6cc90510150df61ef7f6b7d5924bda45ef6ce41)
Oh the reality of that picture has just lost me me 'bits'!! happy001
Absolutely hilarious BM. I can just picture it too funnily enough. happy088
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Off to the safety of my hotel today
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Off to the safety of my hotel today
Oh dear. noooo:
http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html (http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html)
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Off to the safety of my hotel today
Oh dear. noooo:
http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html (http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html)
lol: lol: lol:
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Something HAD to happen didn't it ..................................
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252245/Ryanair-abandons-passengers-wrong-Canary-Island-landing-thunderstorm.html
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I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now. ::)
Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who? noooo:
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I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now. ::)
Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who? noooo:
I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help.... noooo:
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I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now. ::)
Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who? noooo:
I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help.... noooo:
Whatever it is, it'll be a total and gross exageration of the true facts. FACT! Banghead
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
I seem to be back (no fooking thanks to the fooking french air traffic controllers). Christ, it's cold here surrender:
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And what did you bring back for (soon to be ex) Ms Nick?
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Cheese angel1 (Manchego, to be precise)
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And herpes?
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Cheese angel1 (Manchego, to be precise)
happ096
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And herpes?
I couldn't afford any
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And herpes?
I couldn't afford any
Isn't it free?
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And herpes?
I couldn't afford any
Riddled... noooo:
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And herpes?
I couldn't afford any
But you could afford to spend waste 2000 friggin' still staggeringly unbelievable pounds on a bastard Explode:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
I seem to be back (no fooking thanks to the fooking french air traffic controllers). Christ, it's cold here surrender:
Ahhhh, bless you. happy100
We feel so sad for you, don't I? noooo:
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I ignored my werk e mails while I was a way. 1500 of hte bastards to go through cussing:
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I ignored my werk e mails while I was a way. 1500 of hte bastards to go through cussing:
Those Adult contact companies just keep sending it through don't they...? lol:
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I bow to your superior knowledge eveilgrin:
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I bow to your superior knowledge of everything eveilgrin:
Quite so... whistle:
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I now declare this thread closed