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Title: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:12:50 PM
I actually leave now in the small hours of the 16th. Flight cock up  ::)

I have managed to transfer the Brazilian hotel booking somewhere closer to Lanzartotty. redface:

Katey will be at my beck and call  cloud9:

I now have trousers again.  spider:

What can possibly go wrong?

Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 03:14:05 PM
I actually leave now in the small hours of the 16th. Flight cock up  ::)

I have managed to transfer the Brazilian hotel booking somewhere closer to Lanzartotty. redface:

Katey will be at my beck and call  cloud9:

I now have trousers again.  spider:

What can possibly go wrong?



Flight cock up...?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:18:10 PM
 redface:

Meant to go tomorrow. Going Tuesday. THIS Tuesday  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 03:23:29 PM
redface:

Meant to go tomorrow. Going Tuesday. THIS Tuesday  evil:

Because...?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:25:03 PM
Because I FOOKED IT UP AND NOW HAVE TO PAY ?35 FOR A TAXI TO FOOKING JOHN LENNON AIRPORT (UNLESS GROWLER TAKES ME)

OK?  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 03:32:55 PM
Because I FOOKED IT UP AND NOW HAVE TO PAY ?35 FOR A TAXI TO FOOKING JOHN LENNON AIRPORT (UNLESS GROWLER TAKES ME)

OK?  evil:

You booked a flight to Mexico or summat...?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 03:35:36 PM
NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did you get confused with NEXT Sunday or summat then...?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 03:36:07 PM
fOOK OFF
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2010, 03:36:57 PM
NO I GOT THE WRONG FOOKING DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did you get confused with NEXT Sunday or summat then...?  Popcorn:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 03:37:08 PM
fOOK OFF

Oh dear, listen to potty mouth...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2010, 03:52:10 PM
fOOK OFF

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Most known as a replacement for the term fuck, the exact origin of Fook is unclear, but appears to have roots in Irish culture. Fook is a word commonly used among the Juggalo community of southern Maine and surrounding regions.

Fook ranges from an exclamation, an insult, or an adjective.

Fook off!

Fook you!

Fook yeah!

What the fook?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 04:00:24 PM
YOU FOOK OFF TOO  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2010, 04:02:40 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2010, 04:55:20 PM
You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday...  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday...  whistle: whistle:

In Mexico perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
 angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2010, 05:02:31 PM
You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday...  whistle: whistle:

In Mexico perhaps...?  rubschin:

I hear Cyprus is nice this time of year  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 05:03:04 PM
You sound stressed Nick, perhaps you need a holiday...  whistle: whistle:

In Mexico perhaps...?  rubschin:

I hear Cyprus is nice this time of year  eveilgrin:

Nice without Nick...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2010, 05:06:01 PM
Well if I was Nick I'd be changing my flight after that remark BM  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 05:08:19 PM
Well if I was Nick I'd be changing my flight after that remark BM  whistle:

He could try... he'd prolly end up with twenty kilos of carrots from Tesco...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2010, 05:19:04 PM
Just a thought BM but how many hotels are there in Cyprus? Nick did say he had moved his closer to Lanzartotty  point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 05:59:04 PM
Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D

What time we meeting up - I need an excuse to get out now  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 06:03:49 PM
Oh well....you'll now be able to take Mrs Nick out for a romantic meal on Valentines Day. You could make up a foursome with me and Miss D

What time we meeting up - I need an excuse to get out now  ;D

Relaxing stressful weekend away then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 06:05:59 PM
My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her  ::) ::) ::)

She's due for a snooze soon  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 06:09:49 PM
My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her  ::) ::) ::)

She's due for a snooze soon  whistle:

Chloroform?  spider:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 06:11:43 PM
Axe?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2010, 06:30:29 PM
My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her  ::) ::) ::)

She's due for a snooze soon  whistle:

She mentioned your personal trainer friend?  point:

Have you to invite him round for Sunday tea then?  point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
My mother can fit more questions into an afternoon than anyone else I know. Confounded by the fact that The Brat has ratted on me and now mother dearest thinks I'm hiding stuff from her  ::) ::) ::)

She's due for a snooze soon  whistle:

She mentioned your personal trainer friend?  point:

Have you to invite him round for Sunday tea then?  point:

The CARD!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 06:56:23 PM
All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2010, 09:55:52 AM
All of the above ...only cos she is in mega trouble with me and is being best pals with nanny to get the sympathy vote  evil:

Indeed. But surely you already knew that you are srictly and most definately NOT allowed under any circumstances whatsoever EVER to be seen to be even remotely enjoying yourself in any shape or form if you have kids, especially teenage ones. noooo:
You did bring it on a bit yerself though allowing personal training massage lycra metro man in to your house when you knew the Brat was due back.
Wimmin love tittle tattle, that's why she's snitched on you to her gran.
Many points to be earned, but surely you already knew this, being a wumman like?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2010, 10:59:05 AM
I hear what you are saying oh mighty wise bear - but you know what ...I will enjoy myself how and when I want.

The teenager will be embarrassedd of the parent whatever they do - so I may as well give them enough material for many sessions with their counsel  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 11:08:13 AM
WHy is everyone talking like a foreigner?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2010, 11:11:03 AM
To help 'ease you in ' for your holiday
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 11:12:13 AM
2 more sleeps  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2010, 11:31:39 AM
2 more sleeps  cloud9:
Christ almighty. THAT many? ::)

That's infantile kids talk btw, 'sleeps', give me bloody strength.

What a total and utter dork you are anyway ey? WHO in their right mind would want to go away on holiday when the kids are on half term ey, who?
Oh you, of course, naturally. Plank of the north.::)

Hope your plane is full of puking screaming overely excited sprogs kicking the back of your chair. happy088
Don't suppose you considered taking 'the Boy' with you by any chance did you?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 11:36:34 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...?  point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 11:38:27 AM
Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
Not on Tuesday. All the brats fly out this weekend.  cloud9:

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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
Will you be on the same plane?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
Will you be on the same plane?  rubschin:

No, I will be in Cyprus... in the sun like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2010, 11:42:50 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...?  point:

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 11:44:03 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...?  point:

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:

And the inevitable delays...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2010, 11:47:15 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...?  point:

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:

And the inevitable delays...  noooo:


...surrounded by screaming sprogs, oh, and the queing up for your cases at lanzergrotty airport, grot sprogs excitedly running amok, oh the overwhelming joy of joys ey? ::)

I'll be thinking of you whilst I'm yomping up 'me 'ill', all quiet and peaceful like.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 11:49:04 AM
Sis's timeshare place is a child free zone  cloud9:

The plane won't be tho - like Growler says... having your seat back kicked all the way there... how annoying is THAT eh...?  point:

Oh, and don't forget the check in desk, oh, and the departure lounge, oh and the queing up to get on the plane, oh and the fighting to actually get in your seat amongst fighting screaming sprogs, oh, and then the distict possibility of having the pleasure of travelling with a sprog or blue rinsed old biddy sitting alongside you that can't shut up for 2/3/whatever hours, oh, THE joy! lol:

And the inevitable delays...  noooo:


...surrounded by screaming sprogs, oh, and the queing up for your cases at lanzergrotty airport, grot sprogs excitedly running amok, oh the overwhelming joy of joys ey? ::)

I forgot the carousel....  eeek:

Little bastards pushing in front of him, zooming around on a luggage trolley and bashing into his legs... oh dear oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2010, 11:57:12 AM
. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXGP4Ya6iII
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 12:19:47 PM
. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXGP4Ya6iII

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2010, 12:23:29 PM
Hope you have a lovely holiday Nick
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2010, 12:24:39 PM
Thank you hound. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
You'll be fine.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2010, 05:12:22 PM
You'll be fine.  ;)

You mean fined
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 11:49:28 AM
Well I now have Euros. The exchange rate is dreadful  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 11:53:47 AM
Well I now have Euros. The exchange rate is dreadful  noooo:

You'd prolly get a much better rate on the street there...

Didn't Katie tell you this...?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 11:59:33 AM
I need some dosh for when I arrive  ::)

The rest I can get there...
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 12:00:45 PM
I need some dosh for when I arrive  ::)

The rest I can get there...

Isn't your Lanzarotty totty going to pick you up from the airport then...?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2010, 12:03:58 PM
Oh she'll be waiting for him all right  whistle:

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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 12:07:53 PM
  eeek:scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 12:16:36 PM
  eeek:scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 point: point: point: point:

Hahahahaha!

That bikini pic she sent you was taken in 1947!
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 05:24:00 PM
Just doing some housework before I leave. Fooking hoover blew up  angry041:

Burning fluff all over the show  noooo:

I need a hoover to clear up the mess  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 05:24:52 PM
Just doing some housework before I leave. Fooking hoover blew up  angry041:

Burning fluff all over the show  noooo:

I need a hoover to clear up the mess  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2010, 06:12:06 PM
A preview of Lanzarote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9apKydtVyk
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
Bah! I thought it was going to explode in a ball of flame...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 07:20:29 PM
That was the hoover  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2010, 07:46:53 PM
Bah! I thought it was going to explode in a ball of flame...  evil:

 eveilgrin: That's what I was looking for  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 07:56:24 PM
There is time yet  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2010, 08:17:43 PM
Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear.  Banghead

That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that.  noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Is sir travelling for business or pleasure?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2010, 08:26:57 PM
Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear.  Banghead

That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that.  noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly?  Shrugs:

Hey...I dont want him to be worried on the flight out. I want him relaxed...calm...confident... secure...I want him to have a nice holiday...then... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2010, 08:36:14 PM
Bollox. Just wasted 4:27 of my life waiting for Bruce Willis to appear.  Banghead

That was just so so thrilling Pirate, thanks for that.  noooo:
What sort of cock would film that ey, what, exactly?  Shrugs:

Hey...I dont want him to be worried on the flight out. I want him relaxed...calm...confident... secure...I want him to have a nice holiday...then... eveilgrin:

I'm past bloody caring about his flamin' holiday tbqatth.
It's all we've fookin; 'eard about for the last week. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:37:27 PM
Is he going alone? Is he meeting up with people?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:39:43 PM
I am going alone but expect to be in good hands
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:40:18 PM
Lanzagrotty off season? You will be in wrinkly hands!
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2010, 08:42:27 PM
Lanzagrotty off season? You will be in wrinkly hands!

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:44:37 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2010, 08:45:12 PM
evil:

I thought that was a good one!!

Haven't you missed me?  point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2010, 06:03:46 AM
Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years  scared2:. Feels a bit odd.

You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me  angel1

Do try to keep the board pure in my absence

TTFN
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 06:10:27 AM
Enjoy the Lanzarotty totty Nick...

Find  'tintermong cafe and keep in touch...
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2010, 09:03:27 AM
Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler,


'Kin charming, tit. cussing:
Good riddance, and don't hurry back mouse.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 16, 2010, 09:05:35 AM
Miss 'im already like.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 09:06:23 AM
Miss 'im already like.

Me too...  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 09:20:32 AM
Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years  scared2:. Feels a bit odd.

You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me  angel1

Do try to keep the board pure in my absence

TTFN

 sad24:

I need regular updates ...I will worry  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2010, 09:31:08 AM
Well Ladies, Gentlemen and Growler, I seem to be off on my travels. First holiday alone in over 20 years  scared2:. Feels a bit odd.

You will be delighted to know that I am leaving my 'pooter here so you will have an even more peaceful time than me  angel1

Do try to keep the board pure in my absence

TTFN

 sad24:

I need regular updates ...I will worry  whistle:

P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 09:40:12 AM
I didn't want to mention it like....

MILFH's flight was delayed 45 minutes yesterday because they couldn't close the door...  ::)

Got to Heathrow and couldn't open the bloody thing!  lol:

Everybody had to get down steps at the back of the plane and into a bus...

I'm sure Nick's flight will be okay tho....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2010, 09:43:01 AM
I didn't want to mention it like....

MILFH's flight was delayed 45 minutes yesterday because they couldn't close the door...  ::)

Got to Heathrow and couldn't open the bloody thing!  lol:

Everybody had to get down steps at the back of the plane and into a bus...

I'm sure Nick's flight will be okay tho....  whistle:

Good off roading mate of mine is going out to Lanzergrotty this morning. I suspect it's the same flight from L'pool too.  eeek:
I warned him to stay clear.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2010, 12:25:14 PM
evil:

I thought that was a good one!!

Haven't you missed me?  point:

Yes ....... which is why I email you but I never get a reply ~ so I've stopped worrying about you. evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 16, 2010, 05:09:55 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FCiggi.jpg&hash=6d61212c807c5227c055cf350be5d1de33bf64ec) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsCiggi)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2010, 05:19:10 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2010, 05:21:07 PM

P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088

Indeed. They've started  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2010, 05:54:24 PM

P'raps he'll text you all then ey? happy088

Indeed. They've started  eeek:

 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2010, 06:23:23 PM
Fooking plane nearly crash  landed, we had to go round and try again  scared2:

Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket  eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2010, 06:38:09 PM
Fooking plane nearly crash  landed, we had to go round and try again  scared2:

Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket  eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight

Never mind all that, what about Katie, what will she do next?

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2010, 07:01:36 PM
Fooking plane nearly crash  landed, we had to go round and try again  scared2:

Anyhoo Scorchio and very upmarket  eeek:. Heated outdoor pool and everyfink. BBQ tonight

Look you gormless bird brained mouse, it either crashed or it didn't. Simple....just like you. ::)

AND STOP THE BASTARD TEXT MESSAGES. I'M NOT FERKIN' INTERESTED WHERE T.F. YOU ARE, OK? Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 07:12:40 PM
Yeah - what is Katie like  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Yeah - what is Katie like  Popcorn:

If she is going to a BBQ with Nick then either extremely brave or blissfully unaware of his disaster magnetism.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 08:12:20 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2010, 08:52:34 AM
Morning. Bit cloudio so far. Going out exploring today  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
How was the BBQ?

 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2010, 09:01:40 AM
Yes, and what's Katie like? Pics please.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 09:28:51 AM
Bit of a dissapointment I reckon....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2010, 09:37:35 AM
Bit of a dissapointment I reckon....  whistle:

For Katie... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 10:38:25 AM
Bit of a dissapointment I reckon....  whistle:

For Katie... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: tel on February 17, 2010, 10:39:41 AM
Who's Katie?

Wasn't she in the OXO ad?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 10:45:36 AM
Who's Katie?

Wasn't she in the OXO ad?

OMO more like...  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2010, 11:20:19 AM
Who's Katie?

Wasn't she in the OXO ad?

OMO more like...  lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.splendicity.com%2Fagingfabulous%2Ffiles%2F2007%2F07%2Fwoman-bikini.jpg&hash=7a644b84c949b4fd5c5725775104d992cef3cd63)

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 11:20:48 AM
Who's Katie?

Wasn't she in the OXO ad?

OMO more like...  lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.splendicity.com%2Fagingfabulous%2Ffiles%2F2007%2F07%2Fwoman-bikini.jpg&hash=7a644b84c949b4fd5c5725775104d992cef3cd63)

 noooo:

 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2010, 06:33:26 PM
Had a nice day out and got a bit burnt. >Now exploring the mahoosive DVD library  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 10:30:35 AM
Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 12:35:53 PM
Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2010, 12:49:18 PM
Have hired a car for a couple of days. WHat can possibly go wrong?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi46.tinypic.com%2F122eweo.jpg&hash=0da7658c4391ce90c8ab4c6cdf19adf7f0f335e9)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2010, 12:52:19 PM
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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2010, 12:55:10 PM
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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 01:57:08 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2010, 02:08:55 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FoyvaJ.jpg&hash=4c26270ca07e45d786d8b0073762b665e5ab19f7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqoyvaJ)

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2010, 04:15:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthebsreport.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Ffiringsquad500.jpg&hash=a54ce9825396837b7a21b6bc8a7efc7990c076b7)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 04:29:03 PM
 evil:

No hay problema.

OK?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:29:20 PM
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 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 04:29:59 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:31:22 PM
::)

Helllooooooo Meeester Nick!  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 04:32:08 PM
I am going motoring again tomorrow  angel1

Time now for a little nap I think
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
I am going motoring again tomorrow  angel1

Time now for a little nap I think

What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?

What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?

Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol....  ;D

Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 04:35:28 PM
And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:37:08 PM
And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:

Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address:           Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address:           Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address:           28050 Madrid
address:           SPAIN
Weather:          Scorchio
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 04:39:11 PM
I am going motoring again tomorrow  angel1

Time now for a little nap I think

What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?

What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?

Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol....  ;D

Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...?  whistle:


I just need to catch up on some sleep while I can whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
I am going motoring again tomorrow  angel1

Time now for a little nap I think

What does it feel like to be behind the wheel again like...?

What side to the filthy dagos drive on...?

Heheheh... I just checked your IP address to make sure you were in Lanzarotty and not up the road in Limassol....  ;D

Have a nice Siesta... has Katey worn you out...?  whistle:


I just need to catch up on some sleep while I can whistle:

Of course, of course....  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2010, 06:24:18 PM
And now I am up, showered and raring to go  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: tel on February 18, 2010, 06:55:30 PM
And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:

Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address:           Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address:           Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address:           28050 Madrid
address:           SPAIN
Weather:          Scorchio

Spoofed?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 06:35:26 AM
And what does my >IP address say<? rubschin:

Administradores Telefonica de Espana
address:           Ronda de la Comunicaci?n s/n
address:           Edificio Norte 1, planta 6?
address:           28050 Madrid
address:           SPAIN
Weather:          Scorchio

Spoofed?

Could be... rubschin:

Nah, not by Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2010, 08:52:51 AM
The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful  eyes:

And blonde  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 10:26:19 AM
The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful  eyes:

And blonde  cloud9:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2010, 10:28:22 AM
She wont last the week
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 10:37:54 AM
She wont last the week

But will Nick?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2010, 10:38:44 AM
The new manager started yesterday. Her name is Natasha. SHe is very helpful  eyes:

And blonde  cloud9:

Oh well ...  if she 's blonde  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 10:52:29 AM
It will end in tears... or a babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
It will end in tears... or a babby!  cloud9:
Or both
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2010, 04:41:01 PM
Natasha has mahoosive blue eyes (and other charms to correspond  eyes:) She is my neighbour at present.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: toffee on February 19, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
BM,

   I she , do you think, related to the Natasha that lives in Piss... Oh. Never mind whistle:
B.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2010, 06:59:46 PM
Katey has gone to Gran Canaria for the weekend (I gallantly ran her to the ferry earlier  angel1)

Natash arrives at 8.

Nibbles are ready  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 07:35:08 PM
Katey has fled the country!

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 09:21:30 PM
Natash arrives at 8.

Rohypnol is ready  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 06:58:14 AM
Natash arrives at 8.

Rohypnol is ready  eyes:

Chloroform as a backup prolly Darwin!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2010, 07:47:27 AM
Nick , Nat, Paddy whack gave the bloke a bone (er)
This ol man ain't coming home  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 07:49:04 AM
Nick , Nat, Paddy whack gave the bloke a bone (er)
This ol man ain't coming home  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2010, 10:03:09 AM
I just woke up  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 10:21:00 AM
I just woke up  surrender:

You're supposed to put the Rhypnol in her drink...  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 20, 2010, 11:01:21 AM
I just woke up  surrender:

When you going back to sleep then please?
You must be so so tired after a night of mucho lustiness with the cleaner lucious delectable nymph, Natasha, oh yes!  cloud9:







Just the thought ey, just the thought. sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 20, 2010, 11:24:15 AM
I just woke up  surrender:

So it was all just a dream after all!
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 11:30:36 AM
I just woke up  surrender:

So it was all just a dream after all!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2010, 04:04:15 PM
I need a nap  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2010, 09:17:16 PM
I just woke up  surrender:

You're supposed to put the Rhypnol in her drink...  ::)
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 12:20:25 PM
Katey calls to say she is returning from Gran Canaria tonight  eeek:. Will have to keep jher away from Natasha  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2010, 12:40:15 PM
Katey calls to say she is returning from Gran Canaria tonight  eeek:. Will have to keep jher away from Natasha  scared2:

Pray, do tell us mere mortals as to just how difficult it actually is to keep someone out of your ever optomistic and hopeful imagination, bleedin' dreamboat?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 01:42:11 PM
Growler is an jealous bear  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Growler is an jealous bear  noooo:

is Katey a jealous granny tho...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 01:44:41 PM
 evil:

She was meant to be back on MOnday, like, when I am in a hotel. NOt here with Natasha next door  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 01:46:30 PM
evil:

She was meant to be back on MOnday, like, when I am in a hotel. NOt here with Natasha next door  scared2:

Cat fight!  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 01:46:55 PM
I could take pictures  angel1






 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
I could take pictures  angel1






 scared2:

Like the pictures of the train set in the cake shop...?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 21, 2010, 02:13:11 PM
Kate and Natasha...fighting over Nick

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2Fzufcjo.jpg&hash=442a26437193104fde3a34bd9c9298e3a6f32fd2)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
Kate and Natasha...fighting over Nick

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2Fzufcjo.jpg&hash=442a26437193104fde3a34bd9c9298e3a6f32fd2)

And then Nick wakes up...

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Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 21, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 02:22:56 PM
 evil:

I may have to hide  scared2:

And my ap?rtment is full of finches  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 21, 2010, 02:39:19 PM
They'll be the only birds you'll get today

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 02:41:54 PM
They'll be the only birds you'll get today

 point:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 03:28:27 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 21, 2010, 05:04:01 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bad pirate. Just as well I was out, I had a similar photo I could have posted  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 21, 2010, 05:47:50 PM
I need a nap  surren

Nap; A soft or fuzzy surface on fabric or leather.
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:14:26 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 06:15:33 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:19:07 PM
Katey wants dinner at 7.30. Natasha is out on a trip till 11. Can I manage?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 21, 2010, 06:21:45 PM
2 dinners  rubschin: of course you can  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 21, 2010, 06:22:01 PM
"On a trip". You been dropping the acid tabs in her cocktail?

Your desperation and lack of finesse disgusts me...
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
 rubschin:
2 dinners  rubschin: of course you can  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 06:24:23 PM
"On a trip". You been dropping the acid tabs in her cocktail?

Your desperation and lack of finesse disgusts me...

 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:25:17 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 06:27:47 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 21, 2010, 06:29:13 PM
What's next I wonder?

A donkey punch, tazer or ketamine?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:30:00 PM
Fish
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 21, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
An eruption of volcanic proportions  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:31:14 PM
One can hope  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 21, 2010, 06:35:16 PM
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2010, 06:35:44 PM
Leave my nozzle out of this  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2010, 06:38:22 PM
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 21, 2010, 06:39:01 PM
If the nozzle is small and the flow rate limited then then expect nothing more than a minor dribble - which, let's be honest, may have already occured...

AAhhh the ol spit roasting  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2010, 10:14:25 PM


And then Nick wakes up...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.karineriksson.se%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fp1040954.jpg&hash=a6cc90510150df61ef7f6b7d5924bda45ef6ce41)

Oh the reality of that picture has just lost me me 'bits'!! happy001

Absolutely hilarious BM. I can just picture it too funnily enough.  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Off to the safety of my hotel today
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2010, 09:50:36 AM
Off to the safety of my hotel today

Oh dear.  noooo:

http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html (http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2010, 09:56:24 AM
Off to the safety of my hotel today

Oh dear.  noooo:

http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html (http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/15560/daily-news-article.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2010, 01:33:22 PM
Something HAD to happen didn't it ..................................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252245/Ryanair-abandons-passengers-wrong-Canary-Island-landing-thunderstorm.html
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 01:45:08 PM
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:

I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 02:34:46 PM
I've just had ANOTHER bloody text off him.
Why is he so insistant on sending me his rambling shite info that I'm most definately NOT remotely interested in ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't ask me what it said anyway, as I deleted it as soon as received, as I do all his texts now.  ::)

Problee on a bus or a plane or summat. Who actually cares ey, who?  noooo:

I hope he isn't stuck down a well or summat and needing your help....  noooo:

Whatever it is, it'll be a total and gross exageration of the true facts. FACT! Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2010, 09:10:01 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I seem to be back (no fooking thanks to the fooking french air traffic controllers). Christ, it's cold here surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 23, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
And what did you bring back for (soon to be ex) Ms Nick?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2010, 09:25:42 PM
Cheese  angel1 (Manchego, to be precise)
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2010, 09:26:51 PM
And herpes?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 23, 2010, 09:27:49 PM
Cheese  angel1 (Manchego, to be precise)

 happ096
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
And herpes?

I couldn't afford any
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2010, 09:44:22 PM
And herpes?

I couldn't afford any

Isn't it free?
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 09:44:49 PM
And herpes?

I couldn't afford any

Riddled...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 11:19:14 PM
And herpes?

I couldn't afford any

But you could afford to spend waste 2000 friggin' still staggeringly unbelievable pounds on a bastard  Explode:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 11:21:28 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I seem to be back (no fooking thanks to the fooking french air traffic controllers). Christ, it's cold here surrender:

Ahhhh, bless you. happy100

We feel so sad for you, don't I?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
I ignored my werk e mails while I was a way. 1500 of hte bastards to go through  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2010, 09:35:18 AM
I ignored my werk e mails while I was a way. 1500 of hte bastards to go through  cussing:

Those Adult contact companies just keep sending it through don't they...?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2010, 09:36:24 AM
I bow to your superior knowledge  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
I bow to your superior knowledge of everything  eveilgrin:

Quite so...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick goes to Lanzartotty thread and other disasters
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2010, 10:10:18 AM
I now declare this thread closed