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Title: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 06:30:44 PM
Flights - sorted  ... 26 hours  eeek: eeek:

Hotels - sorted ... prolly paying for a night when I won't be there but that's another story  noooo:

Meet ups - getting sorted ... meeting a Cuz in a lovely place called, er, Yorkeys Knob  eeek:   redface:

Only five days to go and Cuz in Sydney tells me weather is humid, steamy, awful & sweaty. Cool apparently next week, only 23?  cloud9:

Postings will be intermittent at best and prolly in the middle of the night  8). If I like it I may just stay there  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 13, 2010, 06:44:15 PM
What could possibly go wrong?  I mean...  (http://www.australianfauna.com/t10dangerous.php)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 06:52:17 PM
Flights - sorted  ... 26 hours  eeek: eeek:

Hotels - sorted ... prolly paying for a night when I won't be there but that's another story  noooo:

Meet ups - getting sorted ... meeting a Cuz in a lovely place called, er, Yorkeys Knob  eeek:   redface:

Only five days to go and Cuz in Sydney tells me weather is humid, steamy, awful & sweaty. Cool apparently next week, only 23?  cloud9:

Postings will be intermittent at best and prolly in the middle of the night  8). If I like it I may just stay there  rubschin:


I take it you've managed to book a hotel on the same continent that you will actually be staying...?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 06:53:50 PM
You won't forget my wish list will you  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 06:55:15 PM

I take it you've managed to book a hotel on the same continent that you will actually be staying...?

I think so  rubschin:  Just how many Sydneys are there?

As for the box jeelyfish ....  fence:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 06:56:47 PM

I take it you've managed to book a hotel on the same continent that you will actually be staying...?

I think so  rubschin:  Just how many Sydneys are there?

As for the box jeelyfish ....  fence:

Miss D wished for a jeelyfish...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 07:00:18 PM
You won't forget my wish list will you  sad24:

Jellyfish!  evil:  Typos... pah

Anyhoo.... shoes wasn't it? pashminas, gadgets.... remind me
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 07:01:46 PM
Oh yes ...always shoes  cloud9:. Size 5 and a half, 6 if they don't do half sizes

and anything silky  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 07:03:50 PM
Oh yes ...always shoes  cloud9:. Size 5 and a half, 6 if they don't do half sizes

and anything silky  eyes:

Worms...?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 07:06:27 PM
Oh yes ...always shoes  cloud9:. Size 5 and a half, 6 if they don't do half sizes

and anything silky  eyes:

I foresee an interesting lunch date on my return  eyes: ;  I mean all those holiday pics, obviously  whistle:

Silk worms BM?  rubschin:  Now there's a thought!
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 07:09:00 PM
Oh yes ...always shoes  cloud9:. Size 5 and a half, 6 if they don't do half sizes

and anything silky  eyes:

I foresee an interesting lunch date on my return  eyes: ;  I mean all those holiday pics, obviously  whistle:

Silk worms BM?  rubschin:  Now there's a thought!

She'd love them!
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 07:09:33 PM
We will have much to catch up on .....I hope you have a most fabulous trip tho and please come back  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
We will have much to catch up on .....I hope you have a most fabulous trip tho and please come back - or send the gifts by UPS if you don't sad24:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2010, 07:18:34 PM
We will have much to catch up on .....I hope you have a most fabulous trip tho and please come back  sad24:

I have a booking for a flight back... dumping me at Heathrow 5 o'clock on a Saturday morning in mid March cry:

Good point BM ... send the shoes and then go native somewhere in Australasia  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
Have a great time Mr P. Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2010, 10:47:41 PM
Have a great time Mr P. Party001:

Indeed, have a wonderful trip and don't get in any fights  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2010, 07:03:05 PM
Thank you!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FwTYur.jpg&hash=d32f0b8203926ee7e44b93d89ea559cbea70a52e) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TswTYur)

 razz:          cloud9:

Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2010, 07:04:15 PM
You can go off people you know  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2010, 07:08:57 PM
But ....  shrugs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FdfS40.jpg&hash=e949b38e3907dcaab897e7252b4c43395c4decae) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqdfS40)
 eyes:

Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2010, 07:11:07 PM
 redface:

Oh alright then ...enjoy the sunshine, the wonderful scenery , the lovely company, the good food and the adventure

Don't you worry about us here  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 14, 2010, 08:41:18 PM
Enjoy and if you go swimming take a Grandmother with you she will fight off the sharks for you.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 05:41:49 AM
But ....  shrugs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FdfS40.jpg&hash=e949b38e3907dcaab897e7252b4c43395c4decae) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqdfS40)
 eyes:



She has a pair like that already....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2010, 06:48:30 AM
Enjoy and if you go swimming take a Grandmother with you she will fight off the sharks for you.

Good of them to put  a picture of a shark  (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/122267/Gran-hits-6ft-shark/) in just in case we didn't know what one looked like

I suppose the alternative was a picture of a sixty year old arse, bloody IT works stasi won't let me post pictures, so imagine Chris Langham.... and I see that Caroline Munroe is 60 too... ooh, the memories  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 15, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Travel adaptors; I've just remembered travel adaptors, or rather that I haven't got any that work in Oz  Banghead

3 flat pin isn't it? This check list is getting longer not shorter  confused:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 06:13:22 AM
Travel adaptors; I've just remembered travel adaptors, or rather that I haven't got any that work in Oz  Banghead

3 flat pin isn't it? This check list is getting longer not shorter  confused:

Buy at the airport like...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2010, 06:31:21 AM
Adaptors  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 06:34:46 AM
Adaptors  eeek:

Airport.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 17, 2010, 05:50:28 PM
Have a great time Mr P. Party001:

Indeed, have a wonderful trip and don't get in any fights  ;)

 eeek: eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOkf8mih584
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 17, 2010, 07:05:31 PM
So little fuss and drama about Pasties holiday ey, unlike some I could mention. ::)

Has he actually gone yet?

Have a great time geezer, and bring us a cuddly Kangaroo or Koala back please.  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 17, 2010, 11:49:32 PM
Has he actually gone yet?


No. He, if you mean me, departs these shores on Friday night. Helluva long flight too  noooo:

The Roos and Koalas ... stuffed or live?  spider:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 18, 2010, 12:06:09 AM
Travel adaptors; I've just remembered travel adaptors, or rather that I haven't got any that work in Oz  Banghead

3 flat pin isn't it? This check list is getting longer not shorter  confused:

Buy at the airport like...  ;)

The thing is, they don't know what they're talking about  ::). In the last 2 days I've been assured that 2 pin round will work and Tesco's are selling them with an Ozzie flag on the packaging.

I emailed Cuz in Sydney with a pic:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FnfbsJ.jpg&hash=43bb593b6304005bf216118aa5bce50e7f2b93ba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqnfbsJ)

I asked "Are these the sort that work down your way?"
She said:
"Yep. Those are the ones"

So 2 effing round pins are going to be a choccy teapot aren't they?  ::)

Fortunately, geezer down the road has the right stuff and I'll pick a couple up tomorrow  cloud9:


Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 06:05:34 AM
Travel adaptors; I've just remembered travel adaptors, or rather that I haven't got any that work in Oz  Banghead

3 flat pin isn't it? This check list is getting longer not shorter  confused:

Buy at the airport like...  ;)

The thing is, they don't know what they're talking about  ::). In the last 2 days I've been assured that 2 pin round will work and Tesco's are selling them with an Ozzie flag on the packaging.

I emailed Cuz in Sydney with a pic:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FnfbsJ.jpg&hash=43bb593b6304005bf216118aa5bce50e7f2b93ba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqnfbsJ)

I asked "Are these the sort that work down your way?"
She said:
"Yep. Those are the ones"

So 2 effing round pins are going to be a choccy teapot aren't they?  ::)

Fortunately, geezer down the road has the right stuff and I'll pick a couple up tomorrow  cloud9:




Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2010, 10:26:09 AM
Travel adaptors; I've just remembered travel adaptors, or rather that I haven't got any that work in Oz  Banghead

3 flat pin isn't it? This check list is getting longer not shorter  confused:

Buy at the airport like...  ;)

The thing is, they don't know what they're talking about  ::). In the last 2 days I've been assured that 2 pin round will work and Tesco's are selling them with an Ozzie flag on the packaging.

I emailed Cuz in Sydney with a pic:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FnfbsJ.jpg&hash=43bb593b6304005bf216118aa5bce50e7f2b93ba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqnfbsJ)

I asked "Are these the sort that work down your way?"
She said:
"Yep. Those are the ones"

So 2 effing round pins are going to be a choccy teapot aren't they?  ::)

Fortunately, geezer down the road has the right stuff and I'll pick a couple up tomorrow  cloud9:


How big is your case?

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Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 18, 2010, 10:30:02 AM
 lol: lol:  Good point!  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2010, 10:42:01 AM
Do you have to take a hairdryer? Leave it at home and you wont need the adapter plugs
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2010, 11:47:00 AM
But his hair will keep gettin wet  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fsurfing.gif&hash=d49599e862deefcb9baca5bc27dc0501d089de0d) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Bon Voyage Mr P  sad24:

Have a fantabulous time   8) - look forward to catching up when you get back
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2010, 08:46:24 AM
Don?t do anything I wouldn?t do  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2010, 10:18:04 AM
Don?t do anything I would do  angel1

There, that's better  ;)

Ta MissD  ;D.  I might pop in here if I get the opportunity / connection but it'll be the middle of the night I 'spect  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 10:27:07 AM
Don?t do anything I would do  angel1

There, that's better  ;)

Ta MissD  ;D.  I might pop in here if I get the opportunity / connection but it'll be the middle of the night I 'spect  rubschin:

Don't worry tho, we won't drop any major gaffs about Mad Men...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2010, 10:39:40 AM
I am meant to be recording them for him ...please don't let me forget  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 10:41:39 AM
Don?t do anything I would do  angel1

There, that's better  ;)

Ta MissD  ;D.  I might pop in here if I get the opportunity / connection but it'll be the middle of the night I 'spect  rubschin:

Have a wonderful time old horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl-YI44XYjI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl-YI44XYjI)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 10:49:27 AM
I am meant to be recording them for him ...please don't let me forget  noooo:

Series Link - simples!  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Mr Pastis has sent a text to say he has arrived safely in Sydney and is currently basking in temperatures of 30 degrees and loving the place  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 04:00:29 AM
Mr Pastis has sent a text to say he has arrived safely in Sydney and is currently basking in temperatures of 30 degrees and loving the place  cloud9:

G'day possums!  Yep, it's hot, sunny, and slightly foreign. Been trekking in the mountains ... G would love! (Google the Blue Mountains) ... back in the city today; ferry over to Manley, little swim and back to town.
Tropical birds can be very noisy (and yes, I mean feathered  ::) ) .... the cicadas too.

More adventures tomorrow going North and up the coast  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 07:27:33 AM
Mr Pastis has sent a text to say he has arrived safely in Sydney and is currently basking in temperatures of 30 degrees and loving the place  cloud9:

G'day possums!  Yep, it's hot, sunny, and slightly foreign. Been trekking in the mountains ... G would love! (Google the Blue Mountains) ... back in the city today; ferry over to Manley, little swim and back to town.
Tropical birds can be very noisy (and yes, I mean feathered  ::) ) .... the cicadas too.

More adventures tomorrow going North and up the coast  cloud9:

You are Sir Les Patterson - I claim my five Australian Dollars.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 07:36:17 AM
 ;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 07:37:44 AM
;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:

You didn't think to take any pictures there tho....?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 07:42:49 AM
;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:

You didn't think to take any pictures there tho....?  ::)

Shhhhhhh!  eyes:

I took one of a surfer girl about my nephew's age ... I'm going to email it to him  lol: and tell him to persuade his parents to come over here for a holiday  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 07:47:20 AM
;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:

You didn't think to take any pictures there tho....?  ::)

Shhhhhhh!  eyes:

I took one of a surfer girl about my nephew's age ... I'm going to email it to him  lol: and tell him to persuade his parents to come over here for a holiday  whistle:

And PM it to me like....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 07:57:06 AM
;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:

You didn't think to take any pictures there tho....?  ::)

Shhhhhhh!  eyes:

I took one of a surfer girl about my nephew's age ... I'm going to email it to him  lol: and tell him to persuade his parents to come over here for a holiday  whistle:

And PM it to me like....  eyes:

This sort of thing, like  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FDDJ7i.jpg&hash=996784cb359d653fd20e3d2dc59add324f79383a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqDDJ7i)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 08:07:50 AM
;D

Manley beach was quite a sight this afternoon  eyes:

You didn't think to take any pictures there tho....?  ::)

Shhhhhhh!  eyes:

I took one of a surfer girl about my nephew's age ... I'm going to email it to him  lol: and tell him to persuade his parents to come over here for a holiday  whistle:

And PM it to me like....  eyes:

This sort of thing, like  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FDDJ7i.jpg&hash=996784cb359d653fd20e3d2dc59add324f79383a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqDDJ7i)


That sort of thing like....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2010, 08:24:05 AM
The VP Perv Club reaches Down Under  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2010, 09:16:50 AM
The VP Perv Club reaches Down Under  whistle:

 ;D ;D

As it often does .
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2010, 09:26:27 AM
The VP Perv Club reaches Down Under  whistle:

Absobloodycrumpetletchinglylutely!  cloud9:

Bloody disgusting though I must say.

Gor'any more like?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 09:38:59 AM
The VP Perv Club reaches Down Under  whistle:

 ;D ;D

As it often does .

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2010, 10:07:51 AM
Thanks BM.


I'm more than a bit jealous of Pastis at the moment.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 10:37:10 AM
Thanks BM.


I'm more than a bit jealous of Pastis at the moment.

bah! He'll be in hospital with some unidentifiable disease before you know it Uncle...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2010, 11:05:43 AM
Thanks BM.


I'm more than a bit jealous of Pastis at the moment.

bah! He'll be in hospital with some unidentifiable disease before you know it Uncle...  ;)

Fingers crossed  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
 eeek: Manley ~ that's where our old chum Mozo used to live ~ haven't heard from him in ages and he stopped answering emails suddenly so I 'spect he is playing his ukelele to the angels now.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=86;type=avatar)

Wherever he is I hope he's happy ..... his battles with Kim in another place were legendary  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2010, 04:06:59 PM
eeek: Manley ~ that's where our old chum Mozo used to live ~ haven't heard from him in ages and he stopped answering emails suddenly so I 'spect he is playing his ukelele to the angels now.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=86;type=avatar)

Wherever he is I hope he's happy ..... his battles with Kim in another place were legendary  ;D

Amen.

I quite liked him.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2010, 04:19:25 PM
Now that Kim has resurfaced (no doubt from a spell in chokey) would it be mischevious to go to the other place and tell her this may have happened?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2010, 04:37:56 PM
I don't think it was ever a secret ~ he was placed into care by his son as he was no longer able to look after himself. The last email I had from him said that he was pissed off with being old, being told he had to go into a home and being treated like an idiot. He also said that he could no longer see the screen to read/type and anyway "they" didn't want him to have a 'pooter any more. I am pretty sure that Kimmy will have picked up most if not all of that from his last postings over there.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2010, 09:35:27 AM
SO what is the on board totty like?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:43:29 AM
SO what is the on board totty like?

Do what?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2010, 09:44:05 AM
On the boat ...the cruiser that Pastis is on of course  doh:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:45:25 AM
On the boat ...the cruiser that Pastis is on of course  doh:

Is he on a cruise then...?  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
BM seems confused  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
BM seems confused  rubschin:

Always...
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2010, 09:49:27 AM
On the boat ...the cruiser that Pastis is on of course  doh:

Is he on a cruise then...?  redface:

It is a work apparently  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2010, 11:24:09 PM
On the boat ...the cruiser that Pastis is on of course  doh:

Is he on a cruise then...?  redface:

It is a work apparently  happy001 happy001 happy001

'Tis too ...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 02, 2010, 06:37:42 AM
Here's one for BM, a man who likes birds and chips...

The bird wot nicked one of me chips!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FISR30.jpg&hash=b547a78648286d80be0bd460098b258bea643815) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVISR30)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 06:40:45 AM
Here's one for BM, a man who likes birds and chips...

The bird wot nicked one of me chips!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FISR30.jpg&hash=b547a78648286d80be0bd460098b258bea643815) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVISR30)


A perfect combo!

How are you?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 02, 2010, 06:44:46 AM
Good!  Bloody hot here and humid, just off the barrier reef ... connection keeps dropping
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 06:45:42 AM
Good!  Bloody hot here and humid, just off the barrier reef ... connection keeps dropping

Excellent! That you are having a good time that is... not that the connection keeps dropping....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 02, 2010, 06:49:05 AM
Met up with a cousin yesterday who I haven't seen for about 30 years  eeek:, we shared a couple of tinnies  8) ... he more or less lives on the beach  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 06:52:39 AM
Sounds awesome!

Did he recognise you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2010, 08:21:17 AM
So pastis goes to Aus and they all start taking their clothes off.....coincidence or has he been practising his Derren Brown technique again  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F03%2F01%2Farticle-1254516-088334B4000005DC-908_634x411.jpg&hash=b631ddf929285145042f6d4c369929f4453dc8d7)

the project was about sending a positive message that no one should shun other people.
 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 09:13:30 AM
So pastis goes to Aus and they all start taking their clothes off.....coincidence or has he been practising his Derren Brown technique again  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F03%2F01%2Farticle-1254516-088334B4000005DC-908_634x411.jpg&hash=b631ddf929285145042f6d4c369929f4453dc8d7)

the project was about sending a positive message that no one should shun other people.
 whistle:


Ugh... naked blokes hugging naked blokes....  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2010, 04:15:45 AM
Weren't me Guv. Although I did hear about it.

Typical Aussie valediction from my Cuz when we parted:
"Well, mate, next time I see yer, I'll be lookin' at yer!"

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 07:10:25 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

At least he didn't say "next time I see you I'll be dead" or suchlike....  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:25:44 AM
So pastis goes to Aus and they all start taking their clothes off.....coincidence or has he been practising his Derren Brown technique again  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F03%2F01%2Farticle-1254516-088334B4000005DC-908_634x411.jpg&hash=b631ddf929285145042f6d4c369929f4453dc8d7)

the project was about sending a positive message that no one should shun other people.
 whistle:


Ugh... naked blokes hugging naked blokes....  sick2:

Whyfor do you have a problem with the concept? Lack of clothing doesn't have to mean sex.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:27:13 AM
So pastis goes to Aus and they all start taking their clothes off.....coincidence or has he been practising his Derren Brown technique again  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F03%2F01%2Farticle-1254516-088334B4000005DC-908_634x411.jpg&hash=b631ddf929285145042f6d4c369929f4453dc8d7)

the project was about sending a positive message that no one should shun other people.
 whistle:


Ugh... naked blokes hugging naked blokes....  sick2:

Whyfor do you have a problem with the concept? Lack of clothing doesn't have to mean sex.

I find it disgusterous...  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:28:22 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:28:57 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:

Do they hug naked then?  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:31:55 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:

Do they hug naked then?  sick2:

There are quite a few things that go on in the communal bath  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:35:49 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:

Do they hug naked then?  sick2:

There are quite a few things that go on in the communal bath  whistle:

I am even more unlikely to ever play rugby now then...  sick2:

Anyhoo... I understand the communal bath is a thing of the past - health and safety regulations and outbreaks of knob-rot have consigned it to the distant past of your memories Snoops...
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:38:17 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:

Do they hug naked then?  sick2:

There are quite a few things that go on in the communal bath  whistle:

I am even more unlikely to ever play rugby now then...  sick2:

Anyhoo... I understand the communal bath is a thing of the past - health and safety regulations and outbreaks of knob-rot have consigned it to the distant past of your memories Snoops...

Sadly true but they don't call 'em "Rugger Buggers" for nothing.
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
Clearly you have never been a rugby player.  lol:

Do they hug naked then?  sick2:

There are quite a few things that go on in the communal bath  whistle:

I am even more unlikely to ever play rugby now then...  sick2:

Anyhoo... I understand the communal bath is a thing of the past - health and safety regulations and outbreaks of knob-rot have consigned it to the distant past of your memories Snoops...

Sadly true but they don't call 'em "Rugger Buggers" for nothing.

Disgusterous...  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:43:11 AM
 Don't worry .... I didn't fancy you anyway. lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:44:15 AM
Don't worry .... I didn't fancy you anyway. lol:

Thank goodness!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2010, 11:44:46 AM
Don't worry .... I didn't fancy you anyway. lol:

No one does  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:46:27 AM
Don't worry .... I didn't fancy you anyway. lol:

No one does  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2010, 11:47:06 AM
Cheer up, you'd make ideal hermit monk material
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:47:32 AM
Cheer up, you'd make ideal hermit monk material
rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:55:05 AM
Hermit crab perhaps?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 09:10:11 AM
He reports he is crossing the equator. Let's hope there are pics  eveilgrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2010, 02:27:18 AM
Yes, there will be pics somewhere but not mine; I was werking, like  whistle:
Apparently some officers and juniors were doing unspeakably silly things in the pool  noooo:  Oh, and King Neptune made his customary appearance. I will try to blag pics off someone else.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2010, 08:40:47 AM
 eeek:

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.themangotimes.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Floveboat.jpg&hash=4f0518e8487b113638bf58a443fe35a4f351d7c9)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2010, 08:03:57 AM
 noooo:

Anyhoo ... Hong Kong now. In honour of Snoopy I'm sitting in Charlie Brown's Cafe with free WiFi  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 11, 2010, 08:49:00 AM
noooo:

Anyhoo ... Hong Kong now. In honour of Snoopy I'm sitting in Charlie Brown's Cafe with free WiFi  razz:

Is Free WiFi a ladeeboy?
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2010, 08:49:35 AM
noooo:

Anyhoo ... Hong Kong now. In honour of Snoopy I'm sitting in Charlie Brown's Cafe with free WiFi  razz:

Is Free WiFi a ladeeboy?
happy001
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
noooo:

Anyhoo ... Hong Kong now. In honour of Snoopy I'm sitting in Charlie Brown's Cafe with free WiFi  razz:

Cool!

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Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 05:07:24 PM
Quote
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

 rubschin:

Shall I start a new one or stick with this?  I'm off again 3 weeks today  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2010, 05:12:20 PM


Having "bumped" it back up the board stick with it.  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 05:22:16 PM
Ta Snoops  happy088

Slight drama this week with flights as the initial plans involved going with Royal Brunei Airlines and having to spend a whole day kicking my heels in Brunei before the connection  noooo:
Not only that but the airline, being based in a Muslim country prohibits the serving of alcohol on its flights  eeek:   shocked003

A polite query confirmed a mistake had been made and I'm now switched to Korean Air with no technical stop and a connection at Seoul onward to Bris. Much quicker and the bonus being that Koreans know how to drink  razz:

I know DS, watch out for the chef's special on the menu that goes woof ...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2010, 05:22:33 PM
Re-cycle. You know it makes sense.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 05:39:48 PM
Re-cycle. You know it makes sense.  ;)

A man who knows the meaning of BARF  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2010, 05:42:37 PM
Re-cycle. You know it makes sense.  ;)

A man who knows the meaning of BARF  ;)

"How would you like to taste that first mouthful all over again?"
Title: Re: The all new Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on October 15, 2010, 05:46:46 PM
Re-cycle. You know it makes sense.  ;)

A man who knows the meaning of BARF  ;)

"How would you like to taste that first mouthful all over again?"

I plan on fixing an elastic connection to the drinks trolley  8)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2010, 06:01:10 PM
My final checklist seems to be getting longer  rubschin:  Has my life become more complicated or am I concerned about more things than I used to be?
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 06:05:02 PM

You've reached an age when you think you are getting forgetful.  ;)




Dunno 'bout you but every morning my father is shaving himself in my bathroom mirror! scared2:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2010, 06:15:48 PM
There is an element of that when looking in't bathroom mirror  scared2:

I think it's also wanting to make sure that everything I'm responsible for is safely covered off and secure; gone are the days of youthful, carefree abandon.
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2010, 11:39:20 AM
My final checklist seems to be getting longer  rubschin:  Has my life become more complicated or am I concerned about more things than I used to be?

You did add Miss D's wishlist to that didn't you  ;)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2010, 11:41:13 AM
I just spoke to the old goat. It seems he has a laydee in "doing the ironing"  whistle:  She will be flat out before long, mark my werds  noooo:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2010, 11:45:01 AM
I just spoke to the old goat. It seems he a laydee

Now is not the time for such revelations  eeek:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2010, 11:50:22 AM
I just spoke to the old goat. It seems he a laydee

Now is not the time for such revelations  eeek:
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2010, 05:19:29 PM
Don't forget to turn your roaming profile off on your phone or you could come back to a hooooge phone bill.
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 03, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
Ironing all done  cloud9:  Packing next  ;)

Booked a cab for the airport tomorrow; I asked the bloke to read the booking back to me, just to be sure, like...

"So, that's a cab for MrP for Heathrow T4 at 3:30 today...?"

 doh: doh:   NOOOOO! TOMORROW AT 3:30 !!

"Oh, ooops, tomorrow then, yes?"

 noooo: noooo:




Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
Don't forget to turn your roaming profile off on your phone or you could come back to a hooooge phone bill.

I expec' he has an ap for that....  ;)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 03, 2010, 05:25:44 PM
Don't forget to turn your roaming profile off on your phone or you could come back to a hooooge phone bill.

I'll check that  scared2:
Will prolly use the laptop for communications much as last time, if I can find time in my busy WORK schedule that is...  ;)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2010, 07:17:19 AM
Bon voyage Mr P.

Don't worry about the Quantos flight scare scared2:

If ever Nick confirms the date I will book our tickets for the tour of Nottingham's red light district.

You have a fantastic holiday ooops I mean don't work too  hard  whistle:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2010, 08:26:15 AM

Have a good time Pastis.

Good luck, have a great time and don't forget we all expect a stick of rock from your "working" holiday.

Stay in touch so we can all enjoy it with you.
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2010, 11:19:34 AM
Bon voyage!


As opposed to 'Bong Voyage'
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 04, 2010, 11:56:33 AM
Thanks all. All set and raring to go  razz:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2010, 11:59:00 AM
Did the laydee get all your "ironing" done?  whistle:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 04, 2010, 12:02:38 PM
Of course  ::)           It all fits neatly into the sweetcase  angel1
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2010, 09:19:45 AM
Change of plane, shower, cold beer, it must be Seoul.  I"m having difficulty making myself understood in spite of shouting  razz:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 09:23:14 AM
Ah! The Englishman Abroad.  ;)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache2.asset-cache.net%2Fxc%2F71434364.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26amp%3Bc%3DIWSAsset%26amp%3Bk%3D2%26amp%3Bd%3D77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FDF3B29D3CC5D9BC6161F5B516245E547CB0CF4F3AD7CA7E26B01E70F2B3269972&hash=065fe138ff01782cf68a264ba9ff7cc6ba58495b)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2010, 09:25:57 AM
I can imagine what that is but I can't see it  ;)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 09:26:50 AM
Wait until you return  whistle:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2010, 09:46:15 AM
I can imagine what that is but I can't see it  ;)

We can't see it either.

 whatimage:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 09:56:16 AM
I can imagine what that is but I can't see it  ;)

We can't see it either.

 whatimage:

I can...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 10:17:26 AM
Me too  angel1


Have a link instead.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/71434364.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FDF3B29D3CC5D9BC6161F5B516245E547CB0CF4F3AD7CA7E26B01E70F2B3269972
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 05, 2010, 10:30:03 AM
Quote
The website declined to show this webpage
 


 rubschin:
 
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 10:35:52 AM
 
Quote
The website declined to show this webpage
 


 rubschin:
 


Banghead

It's picture of a typical Brit, suited, old school tie, huge false handlebar moustache etc holding up a tee shirt to show another chap who is wearing a fez.
The tee shirt (in Brazilian footy colours)bears the logo "Johnny Foreigner"

Point gone now of course  sad24:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 10:47:01 AM

Quote
The website declined to show this webpage
 


 rubschin:
 


Banghead

It's picture of a typical Brit, suited, old school tie, huge false handlebar moustache etc holding up a tee shirt to show another chap who is wearing a fez.
The tee shirt (in Brazilian footy colours)bears the logo "Johnny Foreigner"

Point gone now of course  sad24:

I got it Snoops happy100
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2010, 06:20:58 PM
Second Qantas jet in engine scare..............

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11702365

what happened to worlds safest airline ..??
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 06:23:26 PM
Boeing this time eh?  rubschin:

Sack the service manager  cussing:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: tel on November 05, 2010, 06:30:46 PM
So, is it unreliable engines,
or crappy maintenance?
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pirate on November 05, 2010, 06:32:24 PM
Complacency...They've not had a crash in years...
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 07:39:51 PM
What a shite non-story...  ::)

Who made the engines on this one...?
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 08:10:48 PM
What a shite non-story...  ::)

Who made the engines on this one...?



Errrm ..... Rolls Royce I'm afraid (or so Reuters say)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 08:13:08 PM
What a shite non-story...  ::)

Who made the engines on this one...?



Errrm ..... Rolls Royce I'm afraid (or so Reuters say)

Oh... not Trent tho...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2010, 08:13:19 PM
So, is it unreliable engines,
or crappy maintenance?

Running them on recycled oil from chip shops I expect.

Probably blown up by a lump of saveloy in the fuel.
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 08:16:29 PM
Wish I'd thought of that one when pilots asked why the aircraft had been declared unserviceable ("Sorry Driver, your 5 million pound toy reported in sick" in RAF lingo).
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2010, 11:59:34 PM
Pi$$ing down here in the Whitsundays  noooo:   I think I'll stay in by the fire bar and read a book  ;D

My flights were no problem, except a little turbulence after eating the Korean Air "Bibimbap" and a beer or two  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifeinkorea.com%2FImages%2FFood%2Fchiri725.jpg&hash=8582c9559576baa8dbf553a531c1332178ca46fe)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2010, 02:55:11 AM
Pi$$ing down here in the Whitsundays  noooo:   I think I'll stay in by the fire bar and read a book  ;D

My flights were no problem, except a little turbulence after eating the Korean Air "Bibimbap" and a beer or two  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lifeinkorea.com%2FImages%2FFood%2Fchiri725.jpg&hash=8582c9559576baa8dbf553a531c1332178ca46fe)


Do you mean flatulence...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
Mmmmm no updates in a while ...must be busy shopping and bringing back lots of Chrissy presents like  cloud9:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 08:43:53 PM
Mmmmm no updates in a while ...must be busy shopping and bringing back lots of Chrissy presents like  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

All those cheap electrinicky widgity things!  Drool:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2010, 08:44:59 PM
And fish
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
and fake designer goodies  cloud9:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
and fake designer goodies  cloud9:

 ::)
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
and cheapo voddy
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Why bother ....you can get cheap voddy here ....now expensive foreign voddy , that is a whole different matter  whistle:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 08:53:36 PM
Why bother ....you can get cheap voddy here ....now expensive foreign voddy , that is a whole different matter  whistle:

I got you the best like!  cussing:

For all the good it did me...  redface:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
I was entertaining  lol:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I was entertaining  lol:

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Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 20, 2010, 07:03:58 PM
I bought strange things and have bought them back with me  rubschin:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 07:20:55 PM
Are the strange things moving? scared2:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 20, 2010, 07:40:39 PM
No livestock ... just a few objet's d'art and souvenirs  whistle:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 07:44:25 PM
No livestock ... just a few objet's d'art and presents for pubbers  whistle:

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Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2010, 07:45:42 PM
Yes, he bought you a dogskin wig
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 07:47:30 PM
Yes, he bought you a dogskin wig

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He bought you a fire extinguisher!  point:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2010, 08:02:11 PM
I'm just pleased that he is safely back  angel1
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 08:03:04 PM
I'm just pleased that he is safely back  angel1

Oh. My. God! What a creep! he still got you nothing!  point:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2010, 08:04:21 PM
 

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Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Pastis on November 20, 2010, 08:05:50 PM


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Thank you Snoops. Please accept my good wishes  lol:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 08:06:21 PM


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Okay... a box of dog flavoured Bonios... but he told me not to tell you like...  redface:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Just One More on November 20, 2010, 08:26:07 PM
Snoopy's just worried in case he got the taste for dog over there
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 08:28:25 PM
Snoopy's just worried in case he got the taste for dog over there

Or he didn't... ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 09:22:26 PM
Shouldn't this be in the restaurant thread?  I have a very nice horse burger recipe BTW
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Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:11:22 AM
Shouldn't this be in the restaurant thread?  I have a very nice horse burger recipe BTW
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Take one horse and two mahoosive slices of bread...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2010, 07:02:40 AM
Have you ever got half way through eating a horse and thought, "you know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was"
Title: Re: The "new" Pastis goes down under thread, no disasters
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:07:42 AM
Have you ever got half way through eating a horse and thought, "you know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was"

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