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Title: Odd people
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 07:19:53 PM
There are some strange people in this world of that we are all unanimously agreed  - I of course do not count myself as one of them   angel1

There is a woman at the gym who always strikes me as odd. She is a rather large lady in her fifties and goes to the gym wearing glitter tops and big rose clips in her hair etc with her full 'face ' on . She doesn't ever break a sweat just wonders from machine to machine and does a minute or two and moves on.

Last week she was in the changing room after her 'workout' and ate a whole pack of 6 scones  eeek:  I 'm sure she can justify that her strenuous workout justified the carb top up  lol:

Tonight however has gone swimming and then stomped into the changing room with her cossie half way round her waist. Fair enough her choice  Shrugs: - then she went and showered and got changed. However she got changed into fish net hold up stockings, a pink garter belt, black thong and a pink and black bra. then she put on her black patented boots and stood in front of the mirrors drying her hair and turning around to look at herself from every angle.

Bless her  noooo:

Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2010, 07:25:07 PM
It was Cynthia Payne and I claim my 10 Euros  lol:
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2010, 07:36:54 PM
My Mother always said "The whole world's queer, 'cept for thee and me .................... and I'm none too sure about thee."
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 07:39:38 PM
I like your mother  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
Me too ~ I miss her  sad24:
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2010, 07:45:57 PM
There's a very odd woman around these parts, a real character. She's to be seen pulling her shopping trolley (not tartan) to and fro every day.
Her distinguishing feature is her eye makeup. It's as if she's applied two Hitler moustaches on her eyebrows and eyelids  eeek:
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Pirate on February 16, 2010, 08:27:49 PM
There are some strange people in this world of that we are all unanimously agreed  - I of course do not count myself as one of them   angel1

There is a woman at the gym who always strikes me as odd. She is a rather large lady in her fifties and goes to the gym wearing glitter tops and big rose clips in her hair etc with her full 'face ' on . She doesn't ever break a sweat just wonders from machine to machine and does a minute or two and moves on.

Last week she was in the changing room after her 'workout' and ate a whole pack of 6 scones  eeek:  I 'm sure she can justify that her strenuous workout justified the carb top up  lol:

Tonight however has gone swimming and then stomped into the changing room with her cossie half way round her waist. Fair enough her choice  Shrugs: - then she went and showered and got changed. However she got changed into fish net hold up stockings, a pink garter belt, black thong and a pink and black bra. then she put on her black patented boots and stood in front of the mirrors drying her hair and turning around to look at herself from every angle.

Bless her  noooo:



She was just getting ready for her *cough* personal trainer to take her for a drink ;)
Title: Re: Odd people
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 09:19:26 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I wish her every success  whistle: