The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2010, 09:46:55 PM
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MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30 ODD YEARS AGO
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL.
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ARSED,
GREY HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
BASTARD ASKED.....
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
Sorry bout the Caps lock - can't be arsed to change it all
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Oh dear... what a terrible thing to happen to you... noooo:
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Oh dear... what a terrible thing to happen to you... noooo:
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sleep021
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eeek: Been on there this last few days, just being inquisitive like sort of thing.
I've been exploring like, like you do like. eeek:
I've just been contacted by my first....cough. eeek:
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eyes: eyes: eyes:
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eyes: eyes: eyes:
Gulp. eeek:
My paws have gone all cold like. eeek:
Goin' the gym. Xmas6:
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Been rumblin' about bein' bored for some time now. whistle:
Can of werms anyone? whistle:
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Don't do it noooo: scared2:
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Don't do it noooo: scared2:
Don't do wha' exactly like? Haven;t said I'm doin' anything have I? No. noooo:
Just being nosey like, like ALL bears do like. cloud9:
I'm a very shy bear you know. :thumbsup:
Just gorra a new friend on faceache too. A GEEZER. ::)
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2gayers:
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Don't do it noooo: scared2:
Wot she said ^^^^ redface:
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A bloke that werks with me had his daughter go on it. After a short while she found out that she had 2 half sisters. eeek:
That created a few family problems.
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A bloke that werks with me had his daughter go on it. After a short while she found out that she had 2 half sisters. eeek:
That created a few family problems.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
you werk ......... eeek:
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A bloke that werks with me had his daughter go on it. After a short while she found out that she had 2 half sisters. eeek:
That created a few family problems.
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
you werk ......... eeek:
Only every now and again......supposed to have been in Limassol yesterday & today but decided to go on the piss instead.
I have got man flu you know. whistle:
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Don't do it noooo: scared2:
Wot she said ^^^^ redface:
I'm NOT DOIN' ANYTHINK! Banghead
She wasn't the fittest and most charasmatic creature on the planet when she was sixteen, so wtf she looks and acts like now, heaven only knows.
I'm only 'avin' a birof fun like, but no one seems to want me to do that. cry:
Started all this off by tring to contact my owld junior scoohell class mates, with some success. Just been sharing some sad tales regarding teachers and stuff, that's all.
All the wimminly ones seem to live abroad or the other end of the country now. All the geezer ones still live 'round 'ere. ::)
All just a birof fun as I say, just cus I'm a bored and shy owld bear....but I'm NOT stupid, regardless what that plantpot from Nottingham might tell you. Banghead
I'm quite content virtually on me own thank you
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"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf"
Is this her Growler ? whistle:
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rubschin:
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"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf"
Is this her Growler ? whistle:
Worisit like?
All I get is a black screen with some orange flashing balls. Shrugs:
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"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf"
Is this her Growler ? whistle:
Worisit like?
All I get is a black screen with some orange flashing balls. Shrugs:
Feckin Teknology does my ed in Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf"
Is this her Growler ? whistle:
Worisit like?
All I get is a black screen with some orange flashing balls. Shrugs:
Feckin Teknology does my ed in Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Is there not an analogue version you could post like...? whistle:
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http://youtu.be/otiMil1kt1Y (http://youtu.be/otiMil1kt1Y) Explode: eastdrink048
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http://youtu.be/kCnGtLfr6v4 (http://youtu.be/kCnGtLfr6v4) Take 2 Is this her Growler? eyes:
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http://youtu.be/otiMil1kt1Y (http://youtu.be/otiMil1kt1Y) Explode: eastdrink048
Christus on a bikeonious, I didn't know someone had been spying on me. eeek:
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http://youtu.be/kCnGtLfr6v4 (http://youtu.be/kCnGtLfr6v4) Take 2 Is this her Growler? eyes:
Dirty sluts. whistle:
I wish. cloud9: