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Title: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 26, 2010, 09:45:31 AM
Anyone else watch this last night?  cussing:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/scams-claims-and-compensation-games

Well done C4.
 Paul Rooney must be rubbing his grubby greedy little mits with sheer delight this morning. Sinister:

I'd never thought of suing the manufacturers of disposable razors because I 'nicked' meself tbqath.  rubschin:
I'm off to the Asda now to buy one, shovel in hand to 'loosen' a few pavement flags en route. whistle:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:47:26 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2010, 09:52:13 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:


Various? how many makes of ladder have you fallen off?
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2010, 09:53:46 AM
Microwave manufacturers  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:53:53 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:


Various? how many makes of ladder have you fallen off?

All of them...  redface:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 26, 2010, 09:57:20 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:

The first one was that grotty little cockney family whose snotty kid stubbed his toe on the surrround of a grid in the scooooel playground.  eeek:
Could you sense and see the sheer delight of the greed they were showing in their equally grubby little piggy faces? sick2:

Plans were being made what to do with the compo before their 'success' had even been confirmed, parasitic scrounging trash. cussing:

Oh yes, and don't forget that tree branch that fell on you and bruised your shoulder in the park 12 months ago either. eeek:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 26, 2010, 09:58:55 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:


Various? how many makes of ladder have you fallen off?

All of them...  redface:

Loosen a few bolts on them and you'll be lafin', seriously.
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 09:59:57 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:


Various? how many makes of ladder have you fallen off?

All of them...  redface:

Loosen a few bolts on them and you'll be lafin', seriously.

I don't need to loosen bolts....  surrender:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 26, 2010, 10:02:57 AM
?80 an hour for inspecting and compiling a report on a disposable  razor ey?
2 days work apparently! happy001

I'm in absolutely no doubt now as to why this cuntry is totally goosed.
We are a nation of thieving scroungers.
There again, we already knew that ey? ::)
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 26, 2010, 10:06:44 AM
Any'ow. I'm off up me 'ill this avvy, and fully expect a few cuts and bruises upon my return.
DCC are going to hear about this.
Why hasn't the snow and ice got 'elf and safety warnings on it ey, why?
Those boulders should all be painted in fluorescent paint too.

Disney Werld here I come!! happy088
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2010, 08:38:41 AM
I saw a preview of it on Look North or summat... the Birmingham local ITV thing...

I am currently writing letters to various ladder manufacturers....  whistle:


Various? how many makes of ladder have you fallen off?

All of them...  redface:

Loosen a few bolts on them and you'll be lafin', seriously.

I don't need to loosen bolts....  surrender:

I always thought you had a screw loose.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:26:02 AM
I sneezed when I entered the Asda this morning. cussing:
They're gonna be hearing from me.

Free shopping for a month or court beckons. happy088
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
I sneezed when I entered the Asda this morning. cussing:
They're gonna be hearing from me.

Free shopping for a month or court beckons. happy088

Wait 'till you sprain your wrist pulling the broccoli apart - that'll be worth millions! happy088
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 27, 2010, 10:57:20 AM
I sneezed when I entered the Asda this morning. cussing:
They're gonna be hearing from me.

Free shopping for a month or court beckons. happy088

Wait 'till you sprain your wrist pulling the broccoli apart - that'll be worth millions! happy088

Oh yes. Did that again this morning. Most most satisfying.  cloud9:
Now you mention it, I can feel a birof a twinge in me arm like, yes. rubschin:

Quacks and specialist beckons. happy088

This is one crackin' get rich scheme this. Who needs to werk like ey, who exactly?
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2010, 10:58:52 AM
I sneezed when I entered the Asda this morning. cussing:
They're gonna be hearing from me.

Free shopping for a month or court beckons. happy088

Wait 'till you sprain your wrist pulling the broccoli apart - that'll be worth millions! happy088

Oh yes. Did that again this morning. Most most satisfying.  cloud9:
Now you mention it, I can feel a birof a twinge in me arm like, yes. rubschin:

Quacks and specialist beckons. happy088

This is one crackin' get rich scheme this. Who needs to werk like ey, who exactly?

You're dead right there - my ladder tumbles are going to earn me millions - psychologically damaged I am... in me ed like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2010, 11:38:16 AM
This we knew  ::)
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: toffee on February 28, 2010, 07:36:08 AM
Anyone else watch this last night?  cussing:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/scams-claims-and-compensation-games

Well done C4.
 Paul Rooney must be rubbing his grubby greedy little mits with sheer delight this morning. Sinister:

I'd never thought of suing the manufacturers of disposable razors because I 'nicked' meself tbqath.  rubschin:
I'm off to the Asda now to buy one, shovel in hand to 'loosen' a few pavement flags en route. whistle:

G
 Is this the same "Paul Rooney" that practiced in Liverpool?? If so he was self-righteous prig in school as well!  sick2:
B.
Title: Re: Wait for the goldrush
Post by: GROWLER on February 28, 2010, 08:59:04 AM
Presumably so, yes.

Doesn't like the way he gets called an ambulance chasing money grabber apparently, cus he reckons he's not.

Yea, righ'on brother. happy001