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Title: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 09, 2010, 11:06:25 PM
God almighty, this wretched wumman gets RIGHT on me tits she does. evil:

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there is something about her that really really gets right up my beak.

Currently annoying the tits off me, and problee many others too on this ridiculous 'Lambs being born LIVE' every piggin' night at the moment. sick2:

Still, nice to see tomorrows Sunday roast developing nicely before it reaches the table I suppose.  cloud9:

What's next I wonder?  rubschin:
Kate bloody 'umble on Carrot and Turnip Watch? ::)
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2010, 11:17:27 PM
I've only ever seen her when she was on with Bill Oddie. Given that I can't think of anybody more annoying than him, she's always seemed quite normal to me
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 05:22:56 AM
She is easy on the eye... but I wouldn't watch anything she is in...  noooo:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2010, 08:44:38 AM
Bit false and gushingly over pleasant is it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 08:58:37 AM
Bit false and gushingly over pleasant is it?  rubschin:

I could do with a bit of gushingly over pleasant...  redface:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
She seems to have too many teeth  rubschin:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
 happy100  BM not going to gush tho
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
happy100  BM not going to gush tho

You've got that under control now have you...?
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 10, 2010, 09:44:47 AM
I agree Growler, she's getting more and more irritating with every new programme she's in.
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2010, 09:59:01 AM
I agree Growler, she's getting more and more irritating with every new programme she's in.

...and there's plenty of them. She's bloody everywhere.

I find her exceedingly grating with that permanent grin on her face, and overly excited apparent interest in everything that's said to her.
ACT NATURAL you munter. Banghead
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2010, 10:10:34 AM
She is prolly shagging a commissioning editor or summat  ::)

But all those teeth  noooo: She looks like she could take yer arm off

Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 10:13:23 AM
She is prolly shagging a commissioning editor or summat  ::)

But all those teeth  noooo: She looks like she could take yer arm off



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 rubschin:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2010, 10:20:13 AM
Yeah ...you don't need wimmin like her on the tv screens  surrender:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2010, 10:22:03 AM
She is prolly shagging a commissioning editor or summat  ::)

But all those teeth  noooo: She looks like she could take yer arm off



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 rubschin:

Now I'm very sorry, but I don't even find her remotely attractive for some reason.
 rubschin:
Must be her gob p'raps...and what comes out of it. Dunno. noooo:

Too many teeth too as Nick rightly points out.

Munter 100% imo. Shrugs:

Nice honey buns in that piccy however. ;)
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 10:34:18 AM
She is prolly shagging a commissioning editor or summat  ::)

But all those teeth  noooo: She looks like she could take yer arm off



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 rubschin:

Now I'm very sorry, but I don't even find her remotely attractive for some reason.
 rubschin:
Must be her gob p'raps...and what comes out of it. Dunno. noooo:

Too many teeth too as Nick rightly points out.

Munter 100% imo. Shrugs:

Nice honey buns in that piccy however. ;)

I'm sure you'd kick the ugly, tooth-rich old harridan out of bed pronto like....  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2010, 10:58:03 AM
happy100  BM not going to gush tho

You've got that under control now have you...?
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2010, 12:25:58 PM
She is prolly shagging a commissioning editor or summat  ::)

But all those teeth  noooo: She looks like she could take yer arm off



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 rubschin:

 Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
She looks OK but then she opens her mouth  noooo:

I would but only if she were gagged.
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 03:57:06 PM
She looks OK but then she opens her mouth  noooo:

I would but only if she were gagged.

Spit roast then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2010, 03:57:51 PM
 8) It's a plan ~ Bags I the tap end ... whistle:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
8) It's a plan  whistle:

 cool14:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2010, 04:02:20 PM

Yup Snoops. I've now come to the conclusion that it IS in fact her gob that's distressing me.
Bit like most wimmin I know though tbqatth. ::)

She actually looks a bit like Kylie Minouge in that piccie dun' she ey?

Shouldn't have said that. I've gone all shivery thinking about her bum now.....ohhhhhhhyesssssss!  cloud9:

Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: tel on March 11, 2010, 09:42:10 AM
Did you watch it last night?

Nice piece about castration.
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
With her teeth?  scared2:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: GROWLER on March 11, 2010, 09:53:51 AM
Did you watch it last night?

Nice piece about castration.

No. Mrs G however was intently watching it though.
Finds it very interesting...apparently, so she sez. ::)

Saw those 'glistening' teeth and false overly excited grin, and quickly retreated back to the washing up.  cloud9:
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: tel on March 11, 2010, 09:54:38 AM
With her teeth?  scared2:

Rubber band.
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 11, 2010, 04:29:19 PM
happy100  BM not going to gush tho

You've got that under control now have you...?
happy001 happy001


 evil: I have wings and am not afraid to use them I'll have you know.
Title: Re: This Kate Humble wumman
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2010, 04:48:51 PM
happy100  BM not going to gush tho

You've got that under control now have you...?
happy001 happy001


 evil: I have wings and am not afraid to use them I'll have you know.


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