The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on March 10, 2010, 03:57:19 PM
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TG in here during working hours ~ what has gone wrong scared2:
He can't have any holiday entitlement so soon.
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Nooooooooooo!
Funny hours. Odd afternoons off etc.
I hope to be handing in my notice soon though. Popcorn:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Popcorn:
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Headhunted! cloud9:
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Headhunted! cloud9:
Hope so. Its all very exiting. cloud9:
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Nooooooooooo!
Funny hours. Odd afternoons off etc.
I hope to be handing in my notice soon though. Popcorn:
Blimey! A man with more jobs than he needs/wants eeek:
Seems like we sent so many good luck prayers his way he is overloaded.
Choose wisely young Tail Gunner and may the Force be with you. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sw025.gif&hash=4a278430418a542fc06270e924415623f0ece519)
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I shall keep you posted. sadsmiley30:
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I shan't sleep ;)
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Take the job that allows you to post on here during the day like... ;)
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sadsmiley30:
Nowt yet.
In case your wondering like. noooo:
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Take the job that allows you to post on here during the day like... ;)
Neither of 'em. sad24:
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Take the job that allows you to post on here during the day like... ;)
Neither of 'em. sad24:
sad24:
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Take the job that allows you to post on here during the day like... ;)
Neither of 'em. sad24:
sad24:
In fact the 'new' job (ifithappenspleasegod) is at Mrs TG's place where I woz (in fact still am) temping. The VP is available from upstairs PC's but not downstairs where I (hopefullypleasechrist) shall be grinning at the public and dispensing free healthcare to the the great unwashed.
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
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Hey ...good to see you cloud9:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
It's how Civil Servants and those working in the "Public Sector" fill their time between the Working Breakfast and Lunch whistle:
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Lunch!?!?!? You mean there are jobs where you get to take one of those! eeek:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
Wenchy! cloud9:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
It's how Civil Servants and those working in the "Public Sector" fill their time between the Working Breakfast and Lunch whistle:
evil: evil: evil:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
Wenchy! cloud9:
I have been looking for news to confirm something I may have read on Miss Piggy's facebook. whistle:
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Yes, it's triplets ::)
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Yes, it's triplets ::)
Piglets, surely?
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But yes..BM is gonna be a granpappy whistle:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
It's how Civil Servants and those working in the "Public Sector" fill their time between the Working Breakfast and Lunch whistle:
evil: evil: evil:
A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job in the main offices. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"
"Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and plan on starting at 10.00am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special favours"
"What you have to understand is that this is a local council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's no point in you coming in for that."
scared:
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And I thought you were my ally sad24:
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
Wenchy! cloud9:
I have been looking for news to confirm something I may have read on Miss Piggy's facebook. whistle:
Tis true... I started a thread on it somewhere...
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Only at tea breaks then...? rubschin:
What's a tea break? surrender:
It's how Civil Servants and those working in the "Public Sector" fill their time between the Working Breakfast and Lunch whistle:
evil: evil: evil:
A guy goes to the local council to apply for a job in the main offices. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"
"Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and plan on starting at 10.00am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special favours"
"What you have to understand is that this is a local council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's no point in you coming in for that."
scared:
<snigger>
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And I thought you were my ally sad24:
happy100 The big boys made me post that Miss D whistle:
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Says size 11 - wide fit JOM eh whistle:
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Says size 11 - wide fit JOM eh whistle:
Thought that would catch your eye lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
I do pay attention sometimes Snoops ;)
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sadsmiley30: