The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on March 14, 2010, 01:15:18 PM
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Have you any idea how difficult it is to squidge a locust...? eeek:
The bloody cats keep bring the thing in, stamping on them with a size 8 just makes them irate! noooo:
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You stamp on yer cats? eeek:
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What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.
I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger whistle:
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What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.
I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger whistle:
I take size 12. eyes:
Unfortunately, I also limp and use a stick. noooo:
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My feet are mahoosive whistle:
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What small feet you have ...................... still you know what they say ..... Small Feet = Small P***.
I have size ten feet and I reckon that Nick is bigger whistle:
I take size 12. eyes:
Unfortunately, I also limp and use a stick. noooo:
shutup:
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This is about bloody locusts, not feet, not the size of my dick nor Darwin's limpness.... noooo:
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BM seems a bit touchy about such a small thing rubschin:
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happy001 bet he's a seven and a half really ..... narrow fit.
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happy001 bet he's a seven and a half really ..... narrow fit.
Slip-on, with a soft sole. whistle:
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evil:
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You need to go here BM. whistle:
Locust Shoes Online
www.Barratts.co.uk/Locust Shoes Largest Online Collection of Lotus New Season Arrivals! - Buy Now
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doh:
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BM seems a bit touchy about such a small thing rubschin:
Only when he can find the magnifying glass. whistle:
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noooo:
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My feet are mahoosive whistle:
Bit like yer 'ed.....and wallet. ::)
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My feet are mahoosive whistle:
Bit like yer 'ed.....and wallet. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Any'ow. rubschin:
Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:
Grasshoppers don't you mean?
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Any'ow. rubschin:
Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:
Grasshoppers don't you mean?
No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...
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Any'ow. rubschin:
Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:
Grasshoppers don't you mean?
No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...
You can borrow my Locustpoon ?
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Any'ow. rubschin:
Locusts in Cyprus? Swarms of? confused:
Grasshoppers don't you mean?
No, these are big fuck-off locusts... I'll try and take a picture before I squidge the next one...
You can borrow my Locustpoon ?
Oh shame, I've already invested in Thwack-a-LocTM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screwfix.com%2Fsfd%2Fi%2Fcat%2F56%2Fp44756_l.jpg&hash=02b77dbb0688127689030342ef2cdaf6b7ee07ca)
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What happened to that automatic laser bug-zapping thingy? (Can't be bothered to Affs for the thread).
That would be quite fun I should have thought.
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What happened to that automatic laser bug-zapping thingy? (Can't be bothered to Affs for the thread).
That would be quite fun I should have thought.
It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it.... sick2:
Fortunately, the cats keep locusts occupied until I thwack em... eveilgrin:
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It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it.... sick2:
Did you buy one then? worthy:
How much was it? (You may answer in London bus fares or rugs)
Did you also like me inventing the verb 'to Aff' meaning search for old threads?
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Do you need stroking today DS ? - you don't normally seek our approval rubschin:
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It makes the most disgusterous sound and smell when big bugs get into it.... sick2:
Did you buy one then? worthy:
How much was it? (You may answer in London bus fares or rugs)
Did you also like me inventing the verb 'to Aff' meaning search for old threads?
No.
N/A
Yes.
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To Aff = the act of Affing. Past = Affed
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Do you need stroking today DS ? - you don't normally seek our approval rubschin:
It was a cruel mimicry of BM and his "did you see what I did here, eh, eh?" posts. redface:
"Aff not, lest ye be Affed"
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Aff Off! evil:
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Aw! He was only having an Aff.