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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Bikini Girl on July 08, 2007, 10:32:27 AM

Title: Paper Bag Pete
Post by: Bikini Girl on July 08, 2007, 10:32:27 AM

Paper Bag Pete
 
 
A cowboy walked in to a saloon, ordered a whisky, and noticed he was the only customer.
 
He said to the bartender " Where is everybody ?"
 
Bartender said " They're all down at the hangin'."
 
" Who're they hangin' ?"
 
" Paper Bag Pete"
 
Cowboy said " Why'd they call him that ?"
 
" Cause he wears a paper hat, paper breeches, paper shirt and a paper jacket.
He keeps everythin' in a paper bag - figures it saves on  washin'." said the bartender.
 
" What's he bein' hanged fer ?"
 
Bartender said..............
 
 
 
 
 
 "Rustlin'"

Title: Re: Paper Bag Pete
Post by: tel on July 09, 2007, 11:42:49 AM

I now have visions of BG doing Tommy Cooper impressions whistle:

Title: Re: Paper Bag Pete
Post by: Old Peculier on July 09, 2007, 12:37:57 PM

Surely this is one for Nick - he was famous for his paper bag was he not?

Oh, and don't bother offering a Bishop's Finger - I'll have my usual thanks.