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Title: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 01:34:35 PM
This is the Doctor's new "assistant"

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Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 02:33:54 PM
Why is she on the ceiling?
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 21, 2010, 03:31:24 PM
And how did she get tangled up in fairy lights?
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
She may have fallen from a Christmas Tree  ::)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 03:36:49 PM
She needs to eat a few chocolate santas off the tree and build herself up a bit like...
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 03:37:54 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 03:38:31 PM
Form a queue
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
She is 6 feet tall apparently ~ more than enough to go round. eyes:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 03:40:43 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
happy001
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 03:41:40 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
happy001


I was going to ignore that one but since you mention it  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
happy001


I was going to ignore that one but since you mention it  happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 04:01:43 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
happy001


I was going to ignore that one but since you mention it  happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:

An unhappy face from Mr Size 8 Feet  point:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 04:02:37 PM
Fook off! You would and you know it.

Of course I would...

She'd need the energy from a few chocolate santas to keep up tho like....  ;)
happy001


I was going to ignore that one but since you mention it  happy001 happy001 happy001

 evil:

An unhappy face from Mr Size 8 Feet  point:

Size 42 actually...  eyes:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 04:04:25 PM
She has no chest  eeek:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 04:13:52 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 04:14:46 PM
She has no chest  eeek:

Obviously she has a chest ~ if you mean tits then say so .. and anyway her arm is covering them.
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 04:15:42 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 04:16:59 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 04:22:17 PM
She has no chest  eeek:

Obviously she has a chest ~ if you mean tits then say so .. and anyway her arm is covering them.

Say what I mean ...good god man you don't expect too much do you  noooo:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
She has no chest  eeek:

Obviously she has a chest ~ if you mean tits then say so .. and anyway her arm is covering them.

Say what I mean ...good god man you don't expect too much do you  noooo:

Wimmin!  ::)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 04:24:29 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

You are Imelda Marcos and I claim my ?5
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 04:47:10 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

Europe 42 = UK 8

Simples!
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Bar Wench on March 21, 2010, 04:56:03 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

Europe 42 = UK 8

Simples!

Tiny feet!!!!
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:07:02 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

Europe 42 = UK 8

Simples!

Tiny feet!!!!

And we all know what that means .............. but you are forgiven for not ploughing through all the shite to find the reference.
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
He is trying to kid us ~ mine are size 44 in continental sizing or 10.5 in USA sizing. For that matter size 10 (for that is my UK size) converts to 273 in Korean sizing or 28.5 in Japanese.

Fascinating


Indeed... I thought I was supposed to have the shoe fetish...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

Europe 42 = UK 8

Simples!

Tiny feet!!!!

perfectly proportioned....   cloud9:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 06:09:08 PM
Indeed  eveilgrin:

Tiny feet, tiny hands, tiny dick.  whistle:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2010, 06:09:40 PM
I must be getting old, the first thing I noticed was the poor spacing on the floorboards. (JOM, size 11, wide fit)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:10:50 PM
Indeed  eveilgrin:

Tiny feet, tiny hands, tiny dick.  whistle:

of course...  ::)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
I have never found shoe size to be a reliable indicator  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:19:56 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 06:20:56 PM
Shall we ask Pirate then  whistle:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 06:21:46 PM
I have never found shoe size to be a reliable indicator  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:22:15 PM
Shall we ask Pirate then  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 06:23:00 PM
I have never found shoe size to be a reliable indicator  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:

That is a statement of fact not supposition  8)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:24:32 PM
I have never found shoe size to be a reliable indicator  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:

That is a statement of fact not supposition  8)

I find my size 8s are a bit big on me actually....  whistle:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2010, 06:27:17 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Well that's just an accident waiting to happen then surely ( another one)  - so do you wear LL's shoes then  rubschin:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 06:34:21 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Well that's just an accident waiting to happen then surely ( another one)  - so do you wear LL's shoes then  rubschin:

Oh no, I can't squeeze into her size 5s....  noooo:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
BUT YOU'VE TRIED!  point:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Pastis on March 21, 2010, 07:32:58 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:

Deffo  8)
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
BUT YOU'VE TRIED!  point:

of course!
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 08:22:39 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:

Deffo  8)

But it takes a large hammer to drive a large nail.  whistle:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:

Deffo  8)

But it takes a large hammer to drive a large nail.  whistle:

A big, fat arse then?
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 08:36:15 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:

Deffo  8)

But it takes a large hammer to drive a large nail.  whistle:

A big, fat arse then?

Obviously
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2010, 09:20:24 PM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
... combined with accurate navigation
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2010, 07:23:01 AM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
... combined with accurate navigation

Quite so Darwin... I have an excellent moral compass....  whistle:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2010, 10:27:03 AM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
... combined with accurate navigation

Quite so Darwin... I have an excellent moral compass....  whistle:

One of those tiny spy ones you hide in the heel of your shoe?
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2010, 10:34:52 AM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
... combined with accurate navigation

Quite so Darwin... I have an excellent moral compass....  whistle:

One of those tiny spy ones you hide in the heel of your shoe?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2010, 10:45:42 AM
It isn't the size of the ship anyway... 'tis the motion of the ocean....  eyes:
... combined with accurate navigation

Quite so Darwin... I have an excellent moral compass....  whistle:

One of those tiny spy ones you hide in the heel of your shoe?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:

I bet you sent off for a pair of those X-Ray Specs too.
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2010, 10:59:59 AM
I had a 10in1scope
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2010, 11:47:48 AM
I had a 10in1scope
Weetabix?
Title: Re: I may have to start watching Dr Who
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2010, 11:49:41 AM
I think so. I wonder if you can still get them. I had hours of fun with it (mainly setting fire to ants  redface:)