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Title: Pirate?
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2010, 10:08:44 AM

Quote from: Daily Fail

She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex ? for example "Arr, matey". The other one is "Arr, the ship's a-dockin'" and "My lighthouse is tingling".

Source (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259574/Mumsnet-forced-censor-explicit-messages.html)

 eeek:

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2010, 10:24:34 AM

Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2010, 10:08:44 AM

Quote from: Daily Fail

She said: 'Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex ? for example "Arr, matey". The other one is "Arr, the ship's a-dockin'" and "My lighthouse is tingling".

Source (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259574/Mumsnet-forced-censor-explicit-messages.html)

 eeek:

AVast Behind?

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2010, 10:34:16 AM

Roger the cabin boy, etc.

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2010, 10:37:19 AM

Deck the Swabs

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Pastis on March 22, 2010, 11:43:21 AM

 lol:

I feel a compelling urge to slip my moorings  whistle:

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2010, 11:53:17 AM

Don't forget to clear your Poop before you let one go.

Title: Re: Pirate?
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2010, 11:55:08 AM

 eeek: