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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 08:40:10 AM
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Remind me not to come here again!
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Nick, don't come here again.
I doubt if I will either.
FYI I have a bog standard Ford, black - Henry would have approved.
Also, is this section wise? dodgyken might drop in.
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I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one. redface:
It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually! evil:
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I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one. redface:
It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually! evil:
How about a "Womens things" section as well?
We have to put up with such topics as:
Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies
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I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one. redface:
It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually! evil:
How about a "Womens things" section as well?
We have to put up with such topics as:
Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies
I haven't mentioned the last two for yonks if ever!
The first only once, the second well, a bit redface: And Nick talks about cooking more than I! eeek:
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I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one. redface:
It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually! evil:
How about a "Womens things" section as well?
We have to put up with such topics as:
Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies
You forgot plumbing
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I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one. redface:
It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually! evil:
How about a "Womens things" section as well?
We have to put up with such topics as:
Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies
You forgot plumbing
Agreed?
We need a pink fluffy section for all the girly stuff and plumbing problems. ::)
I?ll get onto it when I am back on-line properly? any thought for a name? The powder room perhaps ? no illegal substances in there mind, I?ll smear Vaseline on all horizontal surfaces? noooo:
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Does that mean that there will be a Boys Only section too in the interests of equal opportunities? Perhaps with a special password.......... whistle:
ANd the obvious name for it is The Powder Room or some similar euphemism. After all they always go off to the bog in groups for a natter
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I?ll smear Vaseline on all horizontal surfaces?
I thought you already did. sick2:
I wondered about calling it "The Heifers House" but "The Powder Room" sounds about right though, and Berek won't think it is posh swearing..
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The Heifers House!!?!?!?!?!?!? cussing:
I am admin! There will never be a hiding place from me . eveilgrin:
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How about: Munter Mansion ?
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How about: Munter Mansion ?
Now, I know you are new and all but really! eeek:
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Only two to go and I get promoted to emoticon and quote user! Yeehaaww! Way to go - only one now.
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Smote.
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Ouch! sad24:
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Ohhh who else smote you?
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Nice one whoever created this section.
Snoops I suspect? rubschin:
The rest of you can sod off. I'll talk to myself if neccessary, bit like I do here at home. ::)
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whistle:
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Nice one whoever created this section.
Snoops I suspect? rubschin:
The rest of you can sod off. I'll talk to myself if neccessary, bit like I do here at home. ::)
Nowt to do with me mate ~ cars are a total mystery to me. I can drive 'em but that's it.
I think you may owe Wenchy a bunch of Freesias
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Ohhh who else smote you?
Several people it would seem. Maybe I'll just bugger off if everybody's going to be like that and hit on the new boy cry:
'Smite not, lest ye be smitten by the one you smote' seems like an apposite aphorism (wow! alliteration too)
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There. I've just applauded you for the ferocity of that post. Nice one. happy088
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There. I've just applauded you for the ferocity of that post. Nice one. happy088
Ta muchly Big G! Good to see not everyone dislikes Old Peculier!
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Nice one whoever created this section.
Snoops I suspect? rubschin:
The rest of you can sod off. I'll talk to myself if neccessary, bit like I do here at home. ::)
Nowt to do with me mate ~ cars are a total mystery to me. I can drive 'em but that's it.
I think you may owe Wenchy a bunch of Freesias
Thanks Wenchy. A room to myself. One way of keeping me quiet I suppose? rubschin:
Sorry Snoops. I think I was getting you mixed up with a certain other Taff that has a keen interest in the internal combustion engine.
Isn't Moany a bit of a petrol head too IIRC? Bristol Dave was too in the bbc but I don't think he's in here....is he?
pm me if you are Dave. Always enjoyed your motoring observational posts.
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There. I've just applauded you for the ferocity of that post. Nice one. happy088
Ta muchly Big G! Good to see not everyone dislikes Old Peculier!
I don't dislike ANY of the regulars in here tbh, not even Mozo, even though he was rude to me last week. ::)
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Ohhh who else smote you?
Several people it would seem. Maybe I'll just bugger off if everybody's going to be like that and hit on the new boy cry:
'Smite not, lest ye be smitten by the one you smote' seems like an apposite aphorism (wow! alliteration too)
Oh for Heaven's sake I've given you the clap as well.
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Ohhh who else smote you?
Several people it would seem. Maybe I'll just bugger off if everybody's going to be like that and hit on the new boy cry:
'Smite not, lest ye be smitten by the one you smote' seems like an apposite aphorism (wow! alliteration too)
Oh for Heaven's sake I've given you the clap as well.
No nodders then ey? point:
Naughty naughty. eyes:
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How about: Munter Mansion ?
That's just reminded me.
Saw an Irish registered pick up truck tonight. It had MUNTERS proffesionally written down the side.
I nearly crashed the car I was laffin' that much! happy001
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Does that mean that there will be a Boys Only section too in the interests of equal opportunities? Perhaps with a special password.......... whistle:
ANd the obvious name for it is The Powder Room or some similar euphemism. After all they always go off to the bog in groups for a natter
Powder room it is then ? we?ll move all plumbing stuff and other girly rubbish straight into it? point:
A secret boys room eh? The Den perhaps with a special password or um handshake or something? rubschin:
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Does that mean that there will be a Boys Only section too in the interests of equal opportunities? Perhaps with a special password.......... whistle:
ANd the obvious name for it is The Powder Room or some similar euphemism. After all they always go off to the bog in groups for a natter
Powder room it is then ? we?ll move all plumbing stuff and other girly rubbish straight into it? point:
A secret boys room eh? The Den perhaps with a special password or um handshake or something? rubschin:
Wot? Like you shake mine and I'll shake yours sort of stuff. I don't think so somehow.
We touched on bisexuality the other day and it was not well received. confused:
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We touched on bisexuality the other day and it was not well received.
When you say we. . . . .?
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We touched on bisexuality the other day and it was not well received.
When you say we. . . . .?
The board in general ~ or at least those present at the time when the subject was broached ~ seemed to be in a state of denial ::)
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Where was I? eeek:
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Where was I? eeek:
shrugs:
Can't even remember which thread it was now.
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Where was I? eeek:
In the board you created to keep out of, THAT'S where.
Now piss off and lets talk about the internal combustion engine ffs. ::)
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Does that mean that there will be a Boys Only section too in the interests of equal opportunities? Perhaps with a special password.......... whistle:
ANd the obvious name for it is The Powder Room or some similar euphemism. After all they always go off to the bog in groups for a natter
Powder room it is then we'll move all plumbing stuff and other girly rubbish straight into it point:
Bugger, I was about to sugges the 'Bimbo Bar' point:
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Smote
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Result, I'm no longer on -13. Usually I'm not superstitious but having -13 karma on a site frequented by Nick just seemed to be asking for trouble scared2:
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Where was I? eeek:
shrugs:
Can't even remember which thread it was now.
How queer? confused: