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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 29, 2010, 12:02:33 PM
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Round 2. cloud9:
London for a long weekend. Must stock up on TUna eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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cloud9:
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scared2:
No choccy for you then eveilgrin:
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Mr Fish has not been eaten yet either......
I believe he is saving it for TG's Eurovision party whistle:
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Chappie is the way forward. happy088
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Perhaps he could donate Mr Fish to Bertie
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Oh no ....it's too good for a pesky cat apparently noooo:
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I tend to agree, especially if baked in salt whistle:
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Round 2. cloud9:
London for a long weekend. Must stock up on TUna eveilgrin:
Anyway ...when is this so I can book my weekend away ;D
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Soon, very very soon eveilgrin:
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Mr Fish has not been eaten yet either......
I believe he is saving it for TG's Eurovision party whistle:
29th May ... 2 months today lol:
I think Mr Fish will be long gone whistle:
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CANCELLED sad24:
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CANCELLED sad24:
Has the cat just died then, you know, from the poison you fed it last time?
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UNcancelled cloud9: Bertie here I come
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She sounds as erratic as you rubschin:
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evil:
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Will he, won't he? ::)
Who knows? Who actually cares ey, who? Shrugs:
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Nick does the Hokey-Cokey
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I could go clubbing with Miss D rubschin:
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You could be clubbed by Miss D.
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You could be clubbed by Miss D.
scared2:
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I would have to invite you first whistle:
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Never wise to date relatives ~ no matter how distant.
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Never wise to date relatives ~ no matter how distant.
happy001
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shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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It seems Bertie has cat flu eeek: I am packing my nurse's uniform angel1
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People can catch cat flu eeek:
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It seems Bertie has cat flu eeek: I am packing my nurse's uniform
I thought you weren't looking after him until May. Surely he'll of got over it by then ?
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Yikes!! eeek:
When they are infected cats will start to shed virus particles by way of saliva and eye and nasal discharges. Healthy cats can carry the virus and infect other cats by shedding the virus particles.
The virus is easily spread via infected toys or food bowls and even on the clothes of those who have come into contact with an infected cat.
Attentive nursing of an infected cat is crucial because some of symptoms - such as mouth ulcers of a blocked nose - can prevent drinking or eating, often leading to dehydration.
eeek:
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It seems Bertie has cat flu eeek: I am packing my nurse's uniform
I thought you weren't looking after him until May. Surely he'll of got over it by then ?
Easter special. I am leaving first thing tomorrow. Until then he is being looked after by the Heavy Metal band next door eeek:
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Bertie remembers me cloud9:
First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna cloud9:
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He's prolly like that with all the boys. ;)
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Bertie remembers me cloud9:
First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna cloud9:
How bad do your clothes smell rubschin:
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Bertie remembers me cloud9:
First thing he did was to go through my bag looking for tuna cloud9:
How bad do your clothes smell rubschin:
shutup:
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Bastard cat cussing:
Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned Banghead
The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed Banghead
Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again Banghead
This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.
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So you will now be visited by assorted cats, foxes, frogs rats etc.
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Bastard cat cussing:
Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned Banghead
The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed Banghead
Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again Banghead
This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.
There should be a switch that allows OUT, IN, IN and OUT or LOCKED...
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Bastard cat cussing:
Since I was last here he has acquired a new techno-fangled catflap which seems to have malfunctioned Banghead
The "Bertie goes out" function appears to work perfick. The "Bertie comes in" function is gubbed Banghead
Result. He goes out and then hurls himself at the door to get back in. When this first happed at HALF PAST FOOKING MIDNIGHT Angry9: I thought someone was trying to break in. Got up and let him in. Little sod then went out again Banghead
This has gone on all night. I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.
There should be a switch that allows OUT, IN, IN and OUT or LOCKED...
Oh FFS don't confuse him anymore. ::)
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It could be one of those that's activated by a device on the collar.
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It could be one of those that's activated by a device on the collar.
That is the one... and the flap has a multi-position switch....
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I have just found some clothes pegs and wedged the flap open.
Poor Bertie, the RSPCA (bastards) should be informed
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He has opened and torn up an entire box of tissues cussing:
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Cat flu!
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Is he any good at shredding documents? rubschin:
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rubschin:
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Cat flu!
drumroll:
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I have been clearing up the mess and blocked the fooking hoover cussing:
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Cat up a hoover - not good.
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The cat flu out of the cat flap
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He has just puked in my shoe Banghead
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Winter Vomiting Bug Norovirus!
Or lactose intolerant - lotsa cats are.
Wait until the other end joins in.
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scared2:
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Bertie does not like Mr Hoover noooo:
He's on the roof! scared2:
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
Don't ask... noooo:
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Bertie does not like Mr Hoover noooo:
He's on the roof! scared2:
We're not too fussed on you.
WE haven't got much of a choice though. ::)
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
< Sensible head on>
London
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
< Sensible head on>
London
cussing:
My pictorial answer was also sensible and correct, "The rooftops of London" with Dick van Dork.
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Sorry I am somewhat behind. At what location is Bertie?
< Sensible head on>
London
cussing:
My pictorial answer was also sensible and correct, "The rooftops of London" with Dick van Dork.
Quite so Darwin.... scared2:
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Je suis contrit surrender:
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ROund 3 has been arranged cloud9:
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I take it Bertie's winning on points at the moment. ;)
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I have no doubt whatsoever that Nick is quite capable of vomiting in his own shoe. noooo:
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I have no doubt whatsoever that Nick is quite capable of vomiting in his own shoe. noooo:
You are forgetting, this is Nick we are talking about. He'd probably miss and vomit on someone else's shoes instead. lol:
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Good point well made. GM
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I have never puked in someone else's shoe. evil:
Handbag, I admit to.
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I have never puked in someone else's shoe. evil:
Handbag, I admit to.
Ginger toms do that a lot. noooo:
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Do you often visit Balham?
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Do you often visit Balham?
"Gateway to the South"?
Sadly, no.
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I have never puked in someone else's shoe. evil:
Handbag, I admit to.
Your chat up routine really needs some improvement whistle:
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The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required sad24:
I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat noooo: I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table to save her trekking to the bog all the time eeek:
I may just batten down the hatches surrender:
Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. cloud9:
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lol: lol: lol:
Nick world is in another universe.
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The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required sad24:
I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat noooo: I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table to save her trekking to the bog all the time eeek:
I may just batten down the hatches surrender:
Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. cloud9:
You could come and join us. Several attractive gerls and us.
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What could possibly go wrong Miss C lol:
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The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required sad24:
I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat noooo: I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table to save her trekking to the bog all the time eeek:
I may just batten down the hatches surrender:
Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. cloud9:
You could come and join us. Several attractive gerls and us.
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Gerls you say?? rubschin:
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The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required sad24:
I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat noooo:
I may just batten down the hatches surrender:
Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it. cloud9:
You could come and join us. Several attractive gerls and us.
Are you mad ?